TMO'S TAKE ON THE SMARTMARKS

[Guest Ingram Paladin]

I do have a sense of humor.

Thats madness!!! You're a troll....troll's are unoriginal and uninteresting twits.

 

Twit.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I wanna know where the fuck Eagan is, because I demand an explanation. Where the fuck does this kid get off, accusing me of being a Banky lover and calling me "bitter"? If he's got a problem, he needs to get in here right now so we can settle it.

[Guest Eagan469]

I wanna know where the fuck Eagan is, because I demand an explanation. Where the fuck does this kid get off, accusing me of being a Banky lover and calling me "bitter"? If he's got a problem, he needs to get in here right now so we can settle it.

You had your chance yesterday and you replied with:

 

Because I'm a Banky fanboy? I believe I've made one post regarding him, ever.

 

You blew it.

 

Now move along, nothing to see here!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Holy shit....good memory, CWM. Good memory indeed. I don't have any cookies right now, but give me some time and I'll whip up a batch, just for you.

 

Until then, I'll add to the Johnson hilarity:

Kobe Beef

Nice. And hurry up with those cookies.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I wanna know where the fuck Eagan is, because I demand an explanation. Where the fuck does this kid get off, accusing me of being a Banky lover and calling me "bitter"? If he's got a problem, he needs to get in here right now so we can settle it.

You had your chance yesterday and you replied with:

 

Because I'm a Banky fanboy? I believe I've made one post regarding him, ever.

 

You blew it.

 

Now move along, nothing to see here!

Yeah, see, that was me defending myself against your incorrect opinion. Now, when I say, "I demand an explanation"...that would be me looking for a reason why you actually felt that I was bitter and a banky fanboy. Thus far, you've come up with zero legit reasons to back up your claim. But you have posted a picture of Officer Barbrady, so I guess that means that you win, right? Right? </sarcasm>

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

JSYK buddy just ignore Eagan he's as bad as Johnson when it comes to obliviousness.

[Guest Eagan469]

Thus far, you've come up with zero legit reasons to back up your claim.

You are either:

 

A. Johnson1620

B. Trying to be like Johnson1620

 

Either way, that's really sad.

 

CWM backing you up makes it even more pathetic

[Guest Ingram Paladin]

Thus far, you've come up with zero legit reasons to back up your claim.

You are either:

 

A. Johnson1620

B. Trying to be like Johnson1620

 

Either way, that's really sad.

 

CWM backing you up makes it even more pathetic

Why must you annoyingly crawl up everyone's ass?

[Guest Eagan469]

EDIT - Johnson, quit hiding under the name Ingram Paladin

 

Fucking bitch.

Edited July 31, 2003 by Eagan469

[Guest Eagan469]

Johnson1620 = Ingram Paladin = Otis = justsoyouknow

 

And CWM is defending him! HA!

[Guest Ingram Paladin]

Johnson1620 = Ingram Paladin = Otis = justsoyouknow

 

And CWM is defending him! HA!

What? What in the name of Ingram Paladin are you talking about?

[Guest Eagan469]

Johnson1620 = Ingram Paladin = Otis = justsoyouknow

 

And CWM is defending him! HA!

What? What in the name of Ingram Paladin are you talking about?

die Johnson you fucker

[Guest Eagan469]

IP check, aisle 1

[Guest Ingram Paladin]

Johnson1620 = Ingram Paladin = Otis = justsoyouknow

 

And CWM is defending him! HA!

What? What in the name of Ingram Paladin are you talking about?

die Johnson you fucker

Thats not appropriate at all, is it?

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Um....check all you want, there, Eagan. I'm not Johnson, never have been, never will be. Is Johnson a blatant mark for Jack Black? I've been a member since June of 2002....when did Johnson become a member? Have a mod check the IP addresses all you want. You'll see what the obvious truth is...I am not, nor will I ever be, Johnson. Are you out of ammo already? Already relying on false accusations? Why don't you post a clever little picture to show how cool you are?

[Guest Eagan469]

go suck CWM's cock some more

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I think Eagan is obsessed with accusing people of being other people.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Wow...I expected a picture, but that was more clever than I anticipated. Accusations of homosexuality? That's a step up from accusations of Johnsonality, I'll admit, but still...little childish, no?

 

And again, can we back up the "suck CWM's cock" statement? I sincerely doubt it.

 

 

"This motherfucker wants to disrespect me? This motherfucker wants to fight me? Not like he's gonna do anything....but I say when and where?"

[Guest Eagan469]

^ Johnson1620

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Eagan, I'm going to tell you something: You're fucking stupid. You constantly act better than everyone else and call for massive bannings, thinking that you're some kind of junior mod. Well, here's the truth: I am yet to find one person who actively likes you on this board. You're a tool, plain and simple. You walk around like your shit don't stink, thinking that TSM is the only board in the history of the universe. Remember the whole WDI thing? Where you'd never even heard of it before? That shows you fucking pathetic you are. Remove the fucking blinders from your eyes and take a look around, you'll realize that everyone here serves a purpose. A small purpose, yes, but a purpose. Your purpose?

 

You know how every group of friends has the one friend that hangs around for the comic relief? For the rest of the friends to laugh at? That would be you. Except you're friends with no one here. We all just laugh at you. So go back to doing whatever the hell it is that you do that makes you think that you can talk shit to everyone, be it posting songs or "retro" pictures, maybe some children's songs, then sit back and wonder why everyone hates you.

 

Do me this one favor, Eagan. Just one. It's all that I ask for: back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. You will never contribute to this board as much as CWM has, and I understand that that upsets you. But don't come to me and tell me that by having a fucking conversation with CWM, that that constitutes sucking dick. I think we have an entirely different definition of dick-sucking, then. But what the hell do I expect? Clearly you've never had anyone near your dick, because if you had, you'd understand that dick-sucking is much more than talking with people.

 

If you come across this fucking annoying over the internet, than I can only imagine how annoying you are in real life. I pity people that know you, for you are truly a scourge on humanity, a plague amongst the peoples, and I hope that one day, you can understand that. But odds are that you won't, because you're more intent on sitting behind your computer all day and talking shit to people.

 

Why don't you get Dames in here to check my IP address if you're so "buddy-buddy" with him? Let's go, junior mod, prove to me that I'm Johnson. Therein lies the problem...you can't prove something that isn't true.

 

And when Dames finally does check the IP addresses, what are we going to find out? Same shit, different day: Eagan's wrong and refuses to admit it.

[Guest Eagan469]

All I have to say is...

 

Best...Show...Ever

[Guest Eagan469]

Oh yeah, while I'm here, might as well disect that giant mass of literature that justsoyouknow posted

 

Eagan, I'm going to tell you something: You're fucking stupid.

Yes, we all kow the valedictorian of his senior class is generally regarded as "stupid".

 

You constantly act better than everyone else and call for massive bannings, thinking that you're some kind of junior mod.

:: reads title of forum :: :: says "No Holds Barred" ::

 

Well, here's the truth: I am yet to find one person who actively likes you on this board.

You obviously haven't been looking hard enough since this week is the first time I've seen you.

 

You're a tool, plain and simple. You walk around like your shit don't stink, thinking that TSM is the only board in the history of the universe. Remember the whole WDI thing? Where you'd never even heard of it before? That shows you fucking pathetic you are. Remove the fucking blinders from your eyes and take a look around, you'll realize that everyone here serves a purpose. A small purpose, yes, but a purpose. Your purpose?

To rock and/or roll

 

You know how every group of friends has the one friend that hangs around for the comic relief? For the rest of the friends to laugh at? That would be you. Except you're friends with no one here. We all just laugh at you. So go back to doing whatever the hell it is that you do that makes you think that you can talk shit to everyone, be it posting songs or "retro" pictures, maybe some children's songs, then sit back and wonder why everyone hates you.

:: turns on recorder :: Note to self - justsoyouknow hates me...Note to self #2 - find out who

justsoyouknow is and why I should care :: turns off recorder ::

 

Do me this one favor, Eagan. Just one. It's all that I ask for: back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.

Whoa - are those rap lyrics? You must be 7 feet tall and have a mean right-hook!

 

Or you could just be a little shit who sits in his room all day and listens to Eminem

 

You will never contribute to this board as much as CWM has, and I understand that that upsets you. But don't come to me and tell me that by having a fucking conversation with CWM, that that constitutes sucking dick. I think we have an entirely different definition of dick-sucking, then. But what the hell do I expect? Clearly you've never had anyone near your dick, because if you had, you'd understand that dick-sucking is much more than talking with people.

Why would I want to be like CWM? Seems like an arrogant prick who trolls around here because he posted back "in the good old days"

 

If you come across this fucking annoying over the internet, than I can only imagine how annoying you are in real life. I pity people that know you, for you are truly a scourge on humanity, a plague amongst the peoples, and I hope that one day, you can understand that. But odds are that you won't, because you're more intent on sitting behind your computer all day and talking shit to people.

Come to my crib. I'll show you my hood.

 

Why don't you get Dames in here to check my IP address if you're so "buddy-buddy" with him? Let's go, junior mod, prove to me that I'm Johnson. Therein lies the problem...you can't prove something that isn't true.

I've never talked to Dames, don't plan to. Either way, whoever posts as Johnson1620, Ingram Paladin, Otis and justsoyouknow are wastes of space unto themselves.

 

And when Dames finally does check the IP addresses, what are we going to find out? Same shit, different day: Eagan's wrong and refuses to admit it.

Or, I could say "Oopsies!"

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Don't listen to Eminem...AC/DC, Dylan, Cash, Ryan Adams, Judas Priest...I don't own a single rap CD...and I don't have a hard time believing that you were valedictorian. I'm yet to find a valedictorian who isn't entirely full of themselves and a total douchebag all rolled into one. And I don't post here all that often because I have what we in the real world call a "life". Sorry I can't sit and quote Jackie Chan movies with you or sing the praises of Fraggle Rock, but I have a job, and when I'm done with my job I'm at my friends' houses. Any posting I do is when I'm bored off my ass, grounded, or at work (same as bored off my ass). And you saying that you didn't know who I was until a week ago is no sweat off my back...you'd never heard of WDI either...all you need to understand is that CWM recognized me, and he hasn't posted in a long-ass time, so either you have a very short attention span or you're just a dumbfuck.

 

And, just so you know, I'm not 7 feet tall...more like 6'3"...but that's not important. Do me a favor and make another post making a total ass out of yourself. Do some of those cool "narrator" observations like "::reads title of forum::...::clicks on tape recorder::" Throw some quotes around so we all understand that you are master of pop culture!

 

No one gives a fuck what you have to say, Eagan.

 

And only bitches say "oopsies".

 

Bitch.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

The only "alter ego" I have here is Otis.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Better back off JustSoYouKnow, he might bust out the CLEAR AND COMPLETE MP3~ of "How Much I Rule and you Eat Poop."

[Guest AM The Kid]

Wow, Eagan, as soon as you start approaching my good books again you make a total ass out of yourself. Its really sad how big your ego is, and hell, Justsoyouknow...is coming off great!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Guys! My SIZZLING FUSCHIA-HOT SOURCE WITH WWE~ got me a CLEAR AND COMPLETE "::turns tape recorder on::" COPY!!!

 

Download Here!

[Guest Polkaroo]

Polkaroo

[Guest Ingram Paladin]

Alright, if this isn't Eagan trolling to the maximum level, then I don't know what it is. Any mod check this shit out.

[Guest Choken One]

Poor Eagan, He walks around here seeking support.

All he gets is no respect from everyone of us here.

It's because he acts like he has venereal warts.

Maybe it's time you go away Eagen, I'm being sincere.

 

Stop with all this fucking accustations of people being "Johnson"

It was fucking cute at first but it's grown old and cold like Wisconsin.

Look...You aren't liked here either just like your nemesis

I'd Hate to be you, Hell, I'd rather be black and live with a white supremacist.

 

Put an fucking end to your lousy charade

It doesn't matter how you think you've been protrayed.

It's time for you cut it out and put a end to the game

Before the A-Team pop out and take Aim.