Men who mean just what they say...

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Hey Guys, sorry it's been so long since I've sent anything but a quick note to you individually. However things have been pretty hectic since the end of hostilities and the start of the real war. Despite what the assholes in the press like to say over and over:

 

We did expect some armed resistance from the Ba'ath Party and Feydaheen;

It isn't any worse than expected;

Things are getting better each day, and

The morale of the troops is A-1, except for the normal bitching and griping.

My brief love affair with the press, especially the guys who had the cajones to be embedded with the troops during the fighting, is probably over, especially since we are back being criticized by the same Roland Headly types that used to hang around the Palestine Hotel drinking Baghdad Bob's whiskey and parroting his ridiculous B.S.

 

I'm in Baghdad now, since ----- relocated here -----. It looks, sounds and smells about the same but at least you can get Maker's Mark at the local OC. We came up ----- set up operation Scorpion and Sidewinder. It represents a major (and long overdue) shift in tactics. Instead of being sitting ducks ----- we now are going after the worthless pieces of fecal matter.

 

I'm no longer baby-sitting the pukes from CNN and the canned hams from the networks, but have a combat mission coordinating a bunch of A teams, seeking, finding and rooting out the mostly non-Iraqis that are well-armed, well-paid (in U.S. dollars) and always waiting to wail for the press and then shoot some GI in the back in the midst of a crowd.

 

The only reason the GIs are pissed (not demoralized) is that they cannot touch, must less waste, those taunting bags of gas that scream in their faces and riot on cue when they spot a camera man from ABC, BBC, CBS, CNN or NBC. If they did, then they know the next nightly news will be about how chaotic things are and how much the Iraqi people hate us.

 

Some do. But the vast majority don't and more and more see that the GIs don't start anything, are by-and-large friendly, and very compassionate, especially to kids and old people. I saw a bunch of 19 year-olds ----- not return fire coming from a mosque until they got a group of elderly civilians out of harm's way. So did the Iraqis.

 

A bunch of bad guys used a group of women and children as human shields. The GIs surrounded them and negotiated their surrender fifteen hours later and when they discovered a three year-old girl had been injured by the big tough guys throwing her down a flight of stairs, the GIs called in a MedVac helicopter to take her and her mother to the nearest field hospital. The Iraqis watched it all, and there hasn't been a problem in that neighborhood since. How many such stories, and there are hundreds of them, ever get reported in the fair and balanced press? You know, nada.

 

The civilians who have figured it out faster than anyone are the local teenagers. They watch the GIs and try to talk to them and ask questions about America and Now wear wrap-around sunglasses, GAP T-shirts, Dockers (or even better Levis with the red tags) and Nikes (or Egyptian knock-offs, but with the "swoosh") and love to listen to AFN when the GIs play it on their radios.

 

They participate less and less in the demonstrations and help keep us informed when a wannabe bad-ass shows up in the neighborhood.

 

The younger kids are going back to school again, don't have to listen to some mullah rant about the Koran ten hours a day, and they get a hot meal.

 

They see the same GIs who man the corner checkpoint, helping clear the playground, install new swingsets and create soccer fields. I watched a bunch of kids playing baseball in one playground, under the supervision of a couple of GIs from Oklahoma. They weren't very good but were having fun, probably more than most Little Leaguers

 

The place is still a mess but most of it has been for years. But the Hospitals are open and are in the process of being brought into the 21st Century. The MOs and visiting surgeons from home are teaching their docs new techniques and One American pharmaceutical company (you know, the kind that all the hippies like to scream about as greedy) donated enough medicine to stock 45 hospital pharmacies for a year.

 

Safe water is more available. Electricity has been restored to pre-war levels but saboteurs keep cutting the lines. And The old Ba'ath big shots are upset because they can't get fuel for their private generators. One actually complained to General McKeirnan, who told him it was a rough world.

 

The MPs are screening the 80,000 Iraqi police force and rehabbing the ones that weren't goons, shake-down artists or torturers like they did in East Berlin, Kosovo and Afghanistan.

 

There are dual patrols of Iraqi cops and U.S./ U.K./ Polish MPs now in most of the larger cities. Basra has 3.5 million inhabitants. Mosul is a city of 2 million. Kirkuk has 1 million. How many and hundreds of other small towns have not had riots or shootings? The vast majority.

 

The six U.K.cops were killed in a small Shiite town by the ex-cops they were re-habbing. According to a Royal Marine colonel I talked to, the town now has about twenty permanent vacancies in its police force. -----, he's a big potato eater from Belfast named ----- and knows how to handle terrorists after twenty years fighting with the IRA. He sends his regards and says he'd love to have you here. Thinks you'd make a great police chief, even though the cops would be more frightened of you than the local hoods (then he laughed)

 

I heard one doofus on MSNBC the other night talk about how "nearly 60" GIs have been killed since 01 May. The truth is that 21 GIs have been killed in combat, mostly from ambush, from 01 May through 30 June, Another 29 have been killed by accidents or other causes (two drowned while swimming in the Tigris).

 

The MSNBC idiot is the same jerk who reported on the air that "dozens of GIs" were badly burned when two RPGs hit a truck belonging to an Engineer Battalion that was parked by a construction site. The truck was hit and burned, three GIs received minor injuries (including the driver who burnt his hand) and three warriors of Allah were promptly sent to enjoy their 72 slave girls in Paradise. Hell of a way to get laid.

 

A mosque in that shithole Fallujah blew up this morning while the local imam, a creep named Fahlil (who was one of the biggest local loudmouths that frequently appeared on CNN) was helping a Syrian Hamas member teach eight teenagers how to make belt bombs. Right away the local Feyhadeen propaganda group started wailing that the Americans hit it with a TOW missile (If they had there wouldn't have been any mosque left!) and the usual suspects took to the streets for CNN and BBC. One fool was dragging around a piece of tin with blood on it, claiming it was part of the missile.

 

The cameras rolled and the idiot started repeating his story, then one of my guys asked him in Arabic where he had left the rag he usually wore around his face that made him look like a girl. He was a local leader of the Feyhadeen. We took the clown in custody and were asked rather indignantly by the twit from BBC if we were trying to shut up "the poor man who had seen his mosque and friends blown up." I told the airy-fairy who ----- was and if he knew Arabic (which he obviously didn't) he'd know he was a Palestinian. I suggested we take him down to the local jail and we'd lock him and his cameraman in a cell with the "poor man" and they could interview him until we took him to headquarters. They declined the invitation. Guess what played on the Bullshit Broadcasting System that evening? Did the Americans blow up a mosque? See the poor man who is still in a state of shock over losing his mosque and relatives? Yep. Our friend the Palestinian.

 

Our search and destroy missions are largely at night, free of reporters and generally terrifying to those brave warriors of Allah.

 

The only thing that frightens them more is hearing the word "Gitmo". The word is out that a trip to Guantanimo Bay is not a Caribbean vacation and they usually start squealing like the little mice they are, when an interrogator mentions "Gitmo".

 

No wonder the International Red Cross, the National Council of Churches and the French keep protesting about the place. They know it has proven to be very effective in keeping several hundred real fanatical psychopaths in check and very frankly would rather see them cut loose to go kill some more GIs or innocent Americans, just to make W. look bad.

 

We have about 200 really bad guys in custody now and probably will park them in the desert behind a triple roll of razor wire, backed up by a couple of Bradleys pointed their way, if they decide to riot. Maybe a few will get to Gitmo but most are human garbage that wouldn't take on your five-year old grandson face-to-face. The more we go after them and not vice-versa I think we will see the sniper attacks go down. Yeah, they'll get lucky now and then, but it's showtime, fellows.

 

Our first objective is to get the die-hards off the street (or make them too scared to come out in them) and destroy their caches of weapons (we have collected more than 227,000 AK-47s and that is only the tip of the iceburg; Curly bought nearly a million of them from our pal Vladimir), then cut off their money supply, mostly from Syria and Lebanon. We must continue to get public services up and running, so the local families can get water, sewage and garbage service; electricity, public transportation; oil fields and refineries working and a dinar that won't halve in value every month.

 

It's going to be a long haul (remember it took 10-15 years in Japan and West Germany) but if we don't stick with it, nobody else will, and we'll have some other looney running the place again.

 

This place has greater potential than Saudi Arabia (bunch of goat-herders who struck black gold) or Iran (weird dudes who can't run a rug bazaar much less a major country).

 

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Enough of that cheery speculation. The good news is that General Schoonmaker is going to appointed Chief Army and ----- is coming to Tampa to run the SpOps desk at CentComm. He's tops and will be getting his second star.

 

To me it means that SpOps will be more predominant in future operations and after 18 years as a GB maybe I'll have a shot at a bird-level combat command.

 

----- but I told him after I spent four months changing the diapers of the media types, I wanted to go back to action. Hence, my current gig.

 

As the movie quoted old General Patton, "God help me, I love it." I do. Nothing more satisfying than working with the BEST damn soldiers in the world, flushing real human poop down the drain and giving some folks a chance at trying freedom for a change.

 

They may learn to like it and then my great-great-grandson won't have to worry about some maniac trying to destroy the planet.

 

My tour is over at the end of August, and I plan to return -----. Just like any other family. It will charge my batteries before I end up back in some other interesting and challenging location. I hope to see most of you and ask for some advice, not support. I know I've had that all along. Thanks.

 

Now about that Maker's Mark. God Bless America.

 

P.S. A couple of you asked me about Curly and his two sons, Dumb and Dumber. I still think we got him and one son, but the slugs may have gotten away. If they are alive, I can't believe they are hanging around here. Even Curly isn't that stupid ... then again. He might be in Syria or Lebanon. If he is, he's too moronic to keep quiet, then we'll get him. I promise.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Quoted in Brent Bozell's recent column.

[Swift Terror 0]

Beautiful--this guy is every bit as worthy of our respect as Col. Hogg. This only reinforces the fact that our military is largely composed of fine men like this.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Beautiful--this guy is every bit as worthy of our respect as Col. Hogg. This only reinforces the fact that our military is largely composed of fine men like this.

While I do agree that most of the men in our military are much better than us, I'd like to ask you...

 

How in the hell do you draw that conclusion from this email? I mean, literally. How does this prove anything about the character of a much larger body?

 

 

EDIT: I fucked up my wording. No sleep, apologies.

Edited July 30, 2003 by Tyler McClelland

[Guest Cancer Marney]

There's no question that they're better than us. (And yes, I'm including myself in that statement.) They're the best of America.

 

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Fighting soldiers from the sky,

Fearless men who jump and die,

Men who mean just what they say

The brave men of the Green Beret.

 

Silver wings upon their chests,

These are men, America's best,

One hundred men we'll test today,

But only three win the Green Beret.

 

Trained to live off nature's land,

Trained in combat, hand to hand,

Men who fight by night and day,

Courage take from the Green Beret.

 

Silver wings upon their chests,

These are men, America's best,

Men who mean just what they say,

The brave men of the Green Beret.

 

Back at home a young wife waits,

Her Green Beret has met his fate,

He has died for those oppressed,

Leaving her this last request:

 

Put silver wings on my son's chest,

Make him one of America's best,

He'll be a man they'll test one day,

Have him win the Green Beret.

 

Fighting soldiers from the sky,

Fearless men who jump and die,

Men who mean just what they say

The brave men of the Green Beret.

 

Silver wings upon their chests,

These are men, America's best,

One hundred men we'll test today,

But only three win the Green Beret.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

I agree, Marn.

 

I fucked up my wording, that's what I meant to say.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Glad to hear it.

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

Well if Marney posted it, it must be gospel.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

I'm not inclined to totally disregard what they guy is saying, but I think he's being rather optimistic, too. The sheer fact that he claims it's just the "loyalists" who attack our troops is evidence of that.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Gotta explain what you're posting before you begin. At first I thought: "Oh my GOD! She'll kill every one of them with put-downs!"

[Swift Terror 0]

Tyler: I guess I'm speaking from what I know. I said 'reinforces' because I served in the military from 1984-1987. But you are right, it's silly to draw large scale conclusions from one letter. All I meant was that there are thousands more letters and emails just like this--this particular email is just one example that reinforces what I already know.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Fair enough, I just thought it was a reckless comment. I agree with the sentiment, but not the reasoning, behind your post.

[Guest JMA]

Question: Isn't Brent Bozell the guy who runs the PTC (Parents' Television Council)?

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Unfortunately yes, and yes, he can be an unmitigated jackass at times. He has a bee in his bonnet about "the homosexual agenda" and he's positively Victorian in his attitudes towards sex. I wouldn't be surprised if he still thinks the stork delivered him, because Mother would never do anything like THAT. Nevertheless the column I cited was halfway decent.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

wow, i got through the entirity of that letter thinking it was actually from marney. i thought since the last time i posted here she must have been deployed out in iraq on a combat mission. it did seem pretty strange right enough, but not outwith the realms of possibility. the tone is kind of similar. we're all rooting for ya, chick!

[Guest JMA]

Marney is involved with the army?

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<g> Truth be told, DH, I try to stay away from the field - very far away. I don't have what it takes to do that shit. Besides, if I died, my wife would kill me.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Besides, if I died, my wife would kill me.

Would she resurrect you or just blast away at the corpse?

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I don't intend to find out.

[Guest BDC]

That's about the best reply you can give.

 

As for this, well, I'm working with some Democrats who immediately accused me of writing it.

 

Yup, I'm a happy man alright...

[Guest Vern Gagne]

wow, i got through the entirity of that letter thinking it was actually from marney. i thought since the last time i posted here she must have been deployed out in iraq on a combat mission. it did seem pretty strange right enough, but not outwith the realms of possibility. the tone is kind of similar. we're all rooting for ya, chick!

i was thinking the same thing.