New Japan Pro Wrestling 3

[Guest COMMISSIONERHBK9]

does anyone know where i can get this game. my friend birthday is coming up and i would like to get him this. i am looking for stores in nyc or anything off the web thank you.

[Guest The Upright Man]

I’ve never heard of that game, so it must not exist. Wait, what am I thinking! It must be real, after all a commissioner as honorable as you would never stoop to lying, or would he? Well you’ve asked your question commissioner, so now I’ve got a question for you…why are you such a liar? Does it make you feel good to string along hard working beans like Two Tuff Toddy and myself? Oh I bet it does. I’ll bet it makes you feel all tingly...down there, doesn’t it joy boy? I’m seriously starting to wonder whether you really are a commissioner.

 

Well I got some news for you smellington, the Pleasure Yourself at the Expense of Others Express stops here! All aboard The Pain Train, your conductor for duration, me! You think because you call yourself commissioner that you’re top pillow? That you can just waltz right in here and use these fine people as your own personal sex toy? Not in my neck of the woods buddy boy. And not ever again.

 

You know something, I almost pity you. So I’ll give you one chance, out of the goodness of my heart, to confess to the perverted crimes that you committed against the good dudes and dudettes of this and any other message board you have sullied with your chunky, oddly colored cum. If you choose not to comply, Two Tuff Toddy will be all over your ass like the cum all over your monitor after one of your little Q and A’s. Oh, and just so you know, Two Tuff Toddy’s gimmick is that he doesn’t need a gimmick because he is two tuff already. Chew on that creamsicle.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Wow. That came out of nowhere.

[Guest razazteca]

Can I do the OMG PLEAZE BAN bit?

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I’ve never heard of that game, so it must not exist. Wait, what am I thinking! It must be real, after all a commissioner as honorable as you would never stoop to lying, or would he? Well you’ve asked your question commissioner, so now I’ve got a question for you…why are you such a liar? Does it make you feel good to string along hard working beans like Two Tuff Toddy and myself? Oh I bet it does. I’ll bet it makes you feel all tingly...down there, doesn’t it joy boy? I’m seriously starting to wonder whether you really are a commissioner.

 

Well I got some news for you smellington, the Pleasure Yourself at the Expense of Others Express stops here! All aboard The Pain Train, your conductor for duration, me! You think because you call yourself commissioner that you’re top pillow? That you can just waltz right in here and use these fine people as your own personal sex toy? Not in my neck of the woods buddy boy. And not ever again.

 

You know something, I almost pity you. So I’ll give you one chance, out of the goodness of my heart, to confess to the perverted crimes that you committed against the good dudes and dudettes of this and any other message board you have sullied with your chunky, oddly colored cum. If you choose not to comply, Two Tuff Toddy will be all over your ass like the cum all over your monitor after one of your little Q and A’s. Oh, and just so you know, Two Tuff Toddy’s gimmick is that he doesn’t need a gimmick because he is two tuff already. Chew on that creamsicle.

...

 

*Collapses laughing*

[Guest COMMISSIONERHBK9]

upright man what is wrong with you. i am trying to get this game for ps1 for my friend birtday. it is a import wrestling game. i think you need to stay off the weed. lol

[Internet Warfare 0]

I heard there was a Puro store in the NY area but I'm not sure, they might have it there.

[Guest The Upright Man]

upright man what is wrong with you. i am trying to get this game for ps1 for my friend birtday. it is a import wrestling game. i think you need to stay off the weed. lol

I'll lay off the weed when you lay off the lies there, Junior Jumble. This is the last warning you'll get before I let Two Tuff Toddy loose. I assure you, Two Tuff is a verbal warrior of the highest caliber and he will verbally ream your ass. Only an ignorant fool would piss off Toddy, that fucker is crazy.

 

Once, we were at the mall shopping for puppies to eat, (that’s right bitch, Two Tuff Toddy EATS PUPPIES) and some foolhardy lump went right up to Two Tuff and told his shoe were nice. HE TOLD HIM HIS SHOES WERE NICE!

 

Big fucking mistake dirtbag. Toddy just stands there smiling, looking down at his shoes, and he says, “Yeah, I guess they are kinda nice. The only problem is they didn’t have my color. See I really wanted…the RED ONES!” Then Toddy flipped the fuck out. First he started karate kicking the guy. One kick to the tummy and the poor bastard started throwing up his organs. Two Tuff picked up one of his kidneys and started rubbing it all over his shoe. He told me it was the perfect shade of red, but he needed some more. So he turns back to the sap, who right now is begging for his worthless life. He's screaming, “No Two Tuff! Don’t do it!” Toddy just sneezes on his face, raises up his arm, and ginsues the fucker with the edge of his hand. He split him right down the middle. Then Two Tuff dove on the body and started ripping and tearing at its entrails and organs with his teeth. After he finished his bloody feast, Toddy let out his patented victory screech, TOOOODDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

So spitcurl, you still want to boogie with the hardest motherfuckers on the planet, The Upright Man and The Toddler? Cause we will mess you up.

[Guest MaxPower27]

For the 1359381238512 of us that have no idea why you're going off on him again, can you explain it?

[Guest COMMISSIONERHBK9]

tokyox do you know the name of that store. it would help big time. if you don't know the name anything about it and i can ask around because my friend birtday is on sun, so i am running out of time.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

So did you run out of time?

[Guest subliminal_animal]

C'mon, fellow, you need to make a little quicker! You can't keep us all here hanging!

[Guest COMMISSIONERHBK9]

i ran out time. but i got him king of colosseum green