The adventures of Bradshaw..Part 2

[Guest Korrosive]

(When we left Bradshaw last time, he was a young boy and had been attacked by a dog. His parents were so disgusted with him that they sent him to a gay nude beach in San Francisco. Bradshaw was very terrified of going to this beach. He had heard of men touching other men to be really bad. That's where the story picks up. Bradshaw is a 13 year old teenager.)

 

Bradshaw's parent's threw him out of the car and bolted off, leaving their son stranded on this gay nude beach in San Francisco. Bradshaw was very nervous. However, suffering from heat exhaustion, and more blown up than Big Show after executing a clothesline, Bradshaw desperately needed something to eat. So not knowing what exactly to expect, Bradshaw descended onto the beach. He walked down a hill and suddenly HAULTED in his tracks. He just glazed down at the beach for a second. He was in shock. In front of Bradshaw's eyes, he was watching another man go down on another man. After just staring for a few minutes.....Bradshaw started to smile. He was enjoying what he was seeing. He decided he wanted to get a closer look at the action. After just staring in glee for several more minutes, he finally approached the 2 men. The 2 men looked very startled when the teenage Bradshaw approached them.

 

"E-E-E-E-E Excuse me sir, I was was was wondering if I could borrow some change...I'm really really hungry and thirsty"

 

The 2 men looked at themselves for a bit and started to smirk...

 

"I got something you can do for us", belted the man..."But that would require us to tie you up in a bathroom and press rape"

 

"What's rape", Bradshaw asked.

 

"Come with us"

 

What Bradshaw didn't know was that he was about to be a victim of a double team move which ironically would harm a referee 25 years later. How would Bradshaw respond to this. How is Bradshaw going to survive San Francisco? Find out in part 3 of the ADVENTURES OF BRADSHAW

[Lil' Bitch 0]

What the fuck?

[Guest Trivia247]

im so glad we get just a Top Quality of wrestling fan over the age of 10 and has Some control over their stupid fucking childish humor....

 

 

aren't you?

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Where's part one and is it as stupid as this?

 

OMG WTF BAN PLZ~!

 

I've always wanted to do that.

[Adam 0]

That was.... enlightening.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Where's part one and is it as stupid as this?

 

OMG WTF BAN PLZ~!

 

I've always wanted to do that.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...f=1&t=37883&hl=

[Guest ndzen]

part one is better ONLY because of my contribution.

 

i dont think bradshaw is gay, i think he's a bad wrestler.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

That was great, got any more?

[Guest Nevermortal]

The Adventures of Bradshaw make the baby jesus cry.

[Detective Comics 0]

AGAIN!?!?!?

 

gah...

[Guest Quik]

Needs robots. And an extended musical number. Yeah... that's the ticket.

 

Why do people who try to recreate old-school WU humour simply end up sounding really bad?