NYU Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Jeez, guys, stop with this oversensitive, bleeding-heart bullshit. I'm sure the people who are making fun of this situation, including me, realize that Nash is a human being. But all that has happened is that he fainted - and then got up fine. I mean, the guy didn't die. He didn't get seriously injured. He isn't being held at gunpoint, isn't stuck in a ditch with his ankle in a bear trap, and isn't trapped in a shower with Bradshaw. No, all that happened was - he fainted. Then he got up. See, there's this thing people sometimes do. It's called jokes. If Nash was dead right now, sure - jokes would be highly inappropriate. But all he did was fucking faint - and it's pretty god damn tiring to hear a whole bunch of people whine "He's a human ! You guys are cruel smarks ! I don't care what he did." What humanitarians some of you people are. Really. The type of people who never stifle a laugh when someone trips. The type of people who have never uttered a bad word about anybody. The type of people who give all their money to homeless men in the street. Maybe I'm the only one here that realizes this, but some people here who go "He's a human, so let's give him our well wishes" are just bullshitting to make themselves seem better than others. To elevate themselves to a higher sense of morality, no matter how fake it is. Nash fainted. Nash got up. Nothing worse for now - which, yes, is a relief. So, if I wish to make a joke about it, I will - hoping that I won't receive any more bitching for doing it.
Guest PowerPB13 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 (edited) It's like I said...people are assholes. Period. Deal with it, Lord knows I have. To be honest, I have no idea why I'm still a wrestling fan. It's a shitty business, one where hard work and talent rarely(if ever) pay off and where politics and ass-kissing almost always do. Maybe it's the idiot mark connection in me, I don't know. -Patrick Edited August 2, 2003 by PowerPB13
Guest JAxlMorrison Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 From the Rick Steiner shoot interview recap: The drug situation in the WWF at the time- It was mainly pills and GHB. His personal take is that he doesn’t mind steroids because they are a performance enhancer, although he knows they cause health problems. He didn’t get into the whole pill thing, though. One day, Scott Hall took so many that he passed out in his lunch in the middle of a restaurant. Doesn't prove a thing I know. But it's the first thing that occurred to me when I read this news about Big Queasy. And remember Waltman being released after he passed out in the airport? He even admitted it was because of painkillers. I think Nash might have taken too much.........but that's pure speculation of course.
Guest JAxlMorrison Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Don't be all high and mighty. None of you. If you were walking down the street and a man was hit in the groin with a football you would all laugh. ALL OF YOU. I know I would. Hell, I'm laughing right now just thinking about it. LOL Ditto.
Guest Chuck E Cheese Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 People rag on Nash too much. He's only human.
Guest ManKinnd Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Jeez, guys, stop with this oversensitive, bleeding-heart bullshit. I'm sure the people who are making fun of this situation, including me, realize that Nash is a human being. But all that has happened is that he fainted - and then got up fine. I mean, the guy didn't die. He didn't get seriously injured. He isn't being held at gunpoint, isn't stuck in a ditch with his ankle in a bear trap, and isn't trapped in a shower with Bradshaw. No, all that happened was - he fainted. Then he got up. See, there's this thing people sometimes do. It's called jokes. If Nash was dead right now, sure - jokes would be highly inappropriate. But all he did was fucking faint - and it's pretty god damn tiring to hear a whole bunch of people whine "He's a human ! You guys are cruel smarks ! I don't care what he did." What humanitarians some of you people are. Really. The type of people who never stifle a laugh when someone trips. The type of people who have never uttered a bad word about anybody. The type of people who give all their money to homeless men in the street. Maybe I'm the only one here that realizes this, but some people here who go "He's a human, so let's give him our well wishes" are just bullshitting to make themselves seem better than others. To elevate themselves to a higher sense of morality, no matter how fake it is. Nash fainted. Nash got up. Nothing worse for now - which, yes, is a relief. So, if I wish to make a joke about it, I will - hoping that I won't receive any more bitching for doing it. This is post of the week if you ask me. Everything I wanted to say and more. Good job.
Guest PowerPB13 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Okay, I wish Nash had died. Better? -Patrick
Guest Redhawk Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 You see why Kevin Nash gets pushed, while all of your Internet darlings don't? Any WWE writer/booker/etc. can stuble upon this message board right now and see that a thread about Kevin Nash fainting has reached SIX PAGES. Then they will see that Chris Benoit and the other "smark darlings" have little to no threads about them. So now they're thinking, "Gee, those Internet kids must love Nash, HHH, Zach and Vince. Every thread on here is about them." Do you realize what you're doing to yourselves?
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 :::: sincerely hopes that was sarcasm ::::
Guest DanNJ316 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 I guess the brisk walk down to the ring on Monday, and the low aerobic beat down of Jericho was just too much excerise for the big man. Seriously, we all rag on Nash, but I don't wish harm on anyone. I hope nothing serious is wrong with him.
Guest Dmann2000 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Can you imagine being the poor soul that Nash was trying to support himself on? He must be like smark Kryptonite or something... All smark jokes aside, a 300 pound man going deadweight suddenly and trying to support himself on you must be scary as hell. For the obvious "Is he okay" reason and that him taking you down might hurt you. I agree, nothing funny about it, a 6'10 300+ guy going deadweight on my shoulder would startle the hell out of me.
Guest JAxlMorrison Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Nash would laugh if you fainted. Hilarious.
Guest Quik Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Nash would laugh if you fainted. And then he'd tear a rib muscle from laughing too hard.... or his quad. LOLz0R!~!
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Nash would laugh if you fainted. and that's exactly why I love Nash! Classic Vern, classic...
Guest TheGame2705 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Everyone can say "oh I wouldn't joke if he died or had something serious" even though L4W said he laughed his ass off when Nash tore his quad then listed bs reasons as to why it's ok to laugh at him for being unable to walk. Everybody else said "it's only fainting" but no one just randomly faints without a reason. I personally don't think it's pills because I haven't heard anything about Nash being coked out for a while.
Guest lomasmoney Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 marks out for gold star chili reference
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Remember when Nash and his pals came up with the idea to made fun of Arn Anderson when he was seriously injured and had to retire? Who's laughing now fucker!?!
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Who's gonna get Nash's spot (My dog Spot, Liver spot...)
Guest PowerPB13 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Did you realize that all of WWE's problems would be solved by one plane crash with the McMahon family and Triple H aboard? -Patrick
Detective Comics Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 If by that you mean no WWE, therefore no problems.... Anyways, funniest thing I ever saw was a woman fall down. I went up to her and instead of helping her up, I laughed in her face. AND SHE CRIED. MY FAVORITE MEMORY EVER!!!
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 Funniest thing I ever saw was my best friend faint while getting a tattoo. He fell right out of the chair face first, hit the floor and woke up. Lucky for him the guy was changing ink and he wasn;t in the middle of doing the tattoo. Me: Oh my god, dude, you okay? Friend Josh: Yeah, I think so. Me and the tattoo artist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Guest PowerPB13 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 If by that you mean no WWE, therefore no problems.... Hey, no problems here if there was no more WWE. -Patrick
Guest saturnmark4life Posted August 2, 2003 Report Posted August 2, 2003 He's ok. Forget it. If he'd died or somesuch, not funny. Faints on long distance tour probably in very high temperatures, is ok, funny.
Lil' Bitch Posted August 3, 2003 Report Posted August 3, 2003 I agree, nothing funny about it, a 6'10 300+ guy going deadweight on my shoulder would startle the hell out of me. If that happened to me, most likely I'd be saying "OH SHIT!" Remember when Nash and his pals came up with the idea to made fun of Arn Anderson when he was seriously injured and had to retire? Who's laughing now fucker!?! Classic.
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