WWE Conversation Inspired by a Fucking Retard.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

2002 = Last Year

But it felt like last year. 2003 was the first RUmble I've missed since 1995.

[Guest Choken One]

Who's gonna win the 2004 Royal Rumble?  I'm guessing Randy Orton will.

Zach Gowan is a fucking Lock.

Seriously--how WILL they compensate for that?

Either by just going

 

"You are eliminated by being thrown over the ropes and touching the floor"

 

 

Or actually have Gowan been thrown over and he can dance around and laugh and the dude can just grab the leg from the turnbuckle and chuck outta the ring...

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Who's gonna win the 2004 Royal Rumble?  I'm guessing Randy Orton will.

Zach Gowan is a fucking Lock.

Seriously--how WILL they compensate for that?

Either by just going

 

"You are eliminated by being thrown over the ropes and touching the floor"

 

 

Or actually have Gowan been thrown over and he can dance around and laugh and the dude can just grab the leg from the turnbuckle and chuck outta the ring...

They won't compensate. Gowan will win the Rumble and the WWE title at WMXX.

[Guest JaKyL25]

2002 = Last Year

But it felt like last year. 2003 was the first RUmble I've missed since 1995.

No, no, Czech, I was BACKING YOU UP. You were right, Choken was wrong. The Rumble where Maven didn't get eliminated by any legal man was last year.

[Guest Choken One]

2002 = Last Year

But it felt like last year. 2003 was the first RUmble I've missed since 1995.

No, no, Czech, I was BACKING YOU UP. You were right, Choken was wrong. The Rumble where Maven didn't get eliminated by any legal man was last year.

Ah...Semantics.

 

Last Year for Rumbles in WWE Land is The one Lesnar won

 

Two Years ago was a year ago via your Human Calender.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

2002 = Last Year

But it felt like last year. 2003 was the first RUmble I've missed since 1995.

No, no, Czech, I was BACKING YOU UP. You were right, Choken was wrong. The Rumble where Maven didn't get eliminated by any legal man was last year.

Oh you're right. Last one by calendar year. It's 2:15 and I'm having a discussion in a thread starting by some guy pretending to be a necrophiliac, I just don't know anymore.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Who's gonna win the 2004 Royal Rumble?  I'm guessing Randy Orton will.

Zach Gowan is a fucking Lock.

Seriously--how WILL they compensate for that?

Either by just going

 

"You are eliminated by being thrown over the ropes and touching the floor"

 

 

Or actually have Gowan been thrown over and he can dance around and laugh and the dude can just grab the leg from the turnbuckle and chuck outta the ring...

That would be freakin' hilarious.

 

Build it up for weeks with Zack being an obnoxious prick, telling everybody he's going to win the Rumble and there's nothing they can do about it. Have him already advertise himself as facing the champ at WMXX. Then at RR when his thrown out somebody throws out his prostetic leg and he gets eliminated.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

But then Zach

 

1) makes the argument that it isn't his "leg"

 

2) detaches the foot from the prosthesis before entering the match, and hang it from a ceiling hook in the locker room, so that both feet NEVER touch the ground.

[Guest Choken One]

Quite Frankly...you could go HOURS with the notion of Gowan in a rumble...

 

 

WWE will just put him in a Squash Match and avoid the headache.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Quite Frankly...you could go HOURS with the notion of Gowan in a rumble...

we can, and are.

[Guest Choken One]

and we have...

 

I'm very sure we had a multitude of What If scenarios with this amusing possibility.

[Guest JaKyL25]

*Gowen gets knocked over the top rope, his foot hits the floor. Realizing this, he makes a BEELINE for his prosthetic, to hide it so as to never be eliminated. Someone else gets to it first, takes it into the ring, and tosses it out. Zack makes the MIRACULOUS catch, climbs back into the ring, and knocks the gloating heel out with the prosthetic while his back is turned and he's celebrating near the ropes.*

 

It'd be a good switch on the old "I think I've eliminated you but OH HOLY SHIT you just eliminated me! You bastard! I could have sworn both your feet would have touched!" spot.

 

Though, now that I've suggested this, the heel in question will be Jericho.

[Guest Choken One]

*Gowen gets knocked over the top rope, his foot hits the floor. Realizing this, he makes a BEELINE for his prosthetic, to hide it so as to never be eliminated. Someone else gets to it first, takes it into the ring, and tosses it out. Zack makes the MIRACULOUS catch, climbs back into the ring, and knocks the gloating heel out while his back is turned and he's celebrating near the ropes.*

 

It'd be a good switch on the old "I think I've eliminated you but OH HOLY SHIT you just elimated me! You bastard! I could have sworn both your feet would have touched!" spot.

 

Though, now that I've suggested this, the heel in question will be Jericho.

I like it and Just too add

 

 

*After Deceiving Jericho...Gowan makes like Road Doog and attaches himself and his "leg" around the bottom rope of the far left turnbuckle...avoiding ANY trouble*

[Guest The Czech Republic]

With all this Gowan semantics, why not be COMPLETELY foolproof and have a guy with NO legs super-glue himself to the top rope? Can't beat THAT.

[Guest JaKyL25]

*And after laying low smartly for the whole match, all of the sudden the leg gets up and laughs at someone's elimination for NO GOOD REASON, and gets thrown out. By Zach Gowen.*

[Guest The Czech Republic]

*And after laying low smartly for the whole match, all of the sudden the leg gets up and laughs at someone's elimination for NO GOOD REASON, and gets thrown out. By Zach Gowen.*

Or:

 

Zach Gowan's leg is detached, and replaced with a shoe on his stump, a la Head & Shoulders in 1998. He is double-eliminated with someone, and the fake leg wins the Rumble and challenges Kurt Angle. Angle pulls a *** outof Leg.

[Guest Choken One]

*And after laying low smartly for the whole match, all of the sudden the leg gets up and laughs at someone's elimination for NO GOOD REASON, and gets thrown out. By Zach Gowen.*

I'd Mark for Gowan to turn heel on his leg.

 

 

Heel Gowan: SCREW YOU! LEG! I NEVER NEEDED YOU! YOU STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT FROM ME! DAMN IT! That's why I kicked your leg outta my...leg

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Eh, Choken, I like my idea of the leg winning it all. Its theme song can be the Baseball Tonight theme, because hey, why not.

 

Vince McMahon: first non-wrestling Rumble Winner

 

The Fake Leg: first non-living Rumble Winner

[Guest JaKyL25]

I can't wait for the new Face Leg to do the obligatory dance with Rikishi,

 

Tip for DA LEG~!: Don't challenge Zach to a Buried Alive match or a Casket Match. Trust me.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Zach Gowen versus FAKE LEG 2~! in an Inferno Match...

[Guest T®ITEC]

Okay, TCR, I've gotta ask...

 

Who would win: Fake Leg or Tape Leg?

[Guest rawmvp]

Who would win the Royal rumble if Al Snow's HEAD and Gowen's prosthetic leg were the last two participants?

[Guest Choken One]

The Head.

 

The Leg's only offense is the Big Boot (like Nash) thus all HEAD has to do is bite down on Fake leg and spit it over the ropes.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Pierre > Head > LLLeg

 

Stop holding down other body parts just because they're more over than you! You used to be so much better back in '95, when you were smaller.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

The Head.

 

The Leg's only offense is the Big Boot (like Nash) thus all HEAD has to do is bite down on Fake leg and spit it over the ropes.

So, better workrate: Fake Leg or Real Nash?

 

 

TRITEC: Fake Leg would beat Tape Leg because Tape Leg is just living in denial.

[Guest Choken One]

pAardon

 

Pepper > Pierre > Head > Leg < Mae Young's Hand

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I wonder if Fake Leg can do a one-legged moonsault too.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Fake Leg ain't busted out half of his mad skillz yet.

 

You should see his Figure 4.

[Guest rawmvp]

It can do a moonsault; it won't hurt a fly though

[Guest The Czech Republic]

THis might be the 3AM humor kicking in, but somehow I want to see Paul Heyman manipulating Fake Leg in matches, and making guys sell Fake Leg's offense.