Remember that SNL skit...

[Guest bob_barron]

Mattdotcom-

 

It's a cast photo for Norm Macdonald's new show 'A Minute with Stan Hooper'

[Guest Mattdotcom]

A little help...

 

I just saw Time Life's Chris Farley DVD and saw one of my favorite skits. I just can't remember the name. Adam Sandler is in a spiky blonde wig and Chris Farley is trying to rent him out as a manservant or something and is yelling (shock shock) "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING?!" I just need the name of the company the commercial is for.

 

Oh, and thanks Bob.

Edited August 5, 2003 by Mattdotcom

[Guest bob_barron]

Herlihy Boy House-Sitting Service

 

Mr. O'Malley.....Chris Farley

Herlihy Boy.....Adam Sandler

 

 

 

 

Announcer: If you leave home this holiday season, why not let the Herlihy Boy be your housesitter? Out of an estimated 50,000 professional housesitters in the world, the Herlihy Boy is by far the best.

 

[ dissolve to disheveled-looking Herlihy Boy staring menacingly into the canera ]

 

Herlihy Boy: Hello. Let me water your plants. Please, while you're gone? Let me water your plants. It would mean so much to me, if you would just let me water your plants. Come on, you're not gonna be there! Somebody's gotta water them! Why.. why can't it be me? Please? Hey! Hey! Please? Lwt me water your plants.

 

Mr. O'Malley: Come on, let the boy water your plants! [ almost cries ]

 

Herlihy Boy: Hi, hello. Are you good? Good! Let me bring in your mail. While you're gone. Come on, please? Let me bring in your mail? There'll be so much mail in your mailbox while you're away. Let me bring the mail in the house for you. Come on, I'm already gonna be watering your plants! Just say yes to letting me bring in your mail. Please? Don't look away - look at me! I honestly and sincerely would like to bring in your mail.

 

Mr. O'Malley: He's a good hard-working boy! Let him bring in your mail!

 

Herlihy Boy: Hey, look who's here! It's nice to see you again, you look great! Let me sleep in your bed. Don't shake your head "no". Let me sleep in your bed. You're not even gonna be there. Please let me sleep in your bed? Nothing weird's gonna happen. I'll sleep in the exact same position as you sleep. You can trust me. I'll even wash the sheets before you come back, how's that? Please?

 

Mr. O'Malley: Sweet Mother of God, what is the hold up?! Let the boy sleep in your damn bed! He said he'd wash your sheets!

 

Herlihy Boy: Please don't make me wash the sheets.

 

Mr. O'Malley: He's a clean boy! Wash your own damn sheets! For God's sakes!

 

Herlihy Boy: Let me move in with you, please? When you come back home, don't make me leave. Please, let me move in with you? I'll push all my things in the corner. That'll be my little area. Please? I won't bother you. You won't even have to look at me. Please, let me move in with you, please? I'd like an answer, and I'd like that answer to be "yes". Please? I've already slept in your bed. If you didn't want me to move in, why'd you let me sleep in your bed? Just let me move in with you, please?

 

Mr. O'Malley: Can we STOP this cruel game! And allow the boy to keep ONE shred of diginity! For God's sake, I can't STAND to see him in all this pain!! You VICIOUS BASTARDS!! Let him move in with you!! Is it so bad to see somebody happy?! So just let him MOVE IN!! For the LOVE OF GOD, let the boy move in with you!! Good Lord!!

 

Herlihy Boy: I'm not gonna beg you. My track record speaks for itself. I'm confident you'll make the right decision.

 

[ Mr. O'Malley reaches over to give the Herlihy Boy a hearty hug ]

 

Announer: The Herlihy Boy House-Sitting Service. Let's face it, he's coming over anyway.

 

 

 

The name is a reference to SNL writer Tim Herlihy

[Guest Shaved Bear]

hey bob, do you know where i can download a video of the sportscenter parody with ray romano?

[Guest bob_barron]

I found it on Kazaa

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Remember that SNL skit..., Ah, memories

 

Nicotrel

[Guest Downhome]

Hey Bob, what are your thoughts on Canteen Boy, and Alec Baldwin on SNL as a whole?

 

If you like him, what are your favorite skits involving him. If you hate him on SNL, then why?

[Guest bob_barron]

Okay I'll field this-

 

I don't like Alec Baldwin the person- but when he hosts SNL- you're usually guaranteed a good solid episode.

 

His best skit is the Delisicous Dish from the Christmas 1998 episode.

 

Bill Brasky also rules all. He has an invite to host SNL every season.

 

The Canteen Boy you're referring to is hilairous- SNL got a lot of complaints for that one (about 52) due to the fact that it was done when child molesation was a touchy subject (ie Michael Jackson)

 

I'm always excited for an Alec Baldwin SNL- cause it's usually good

[Guest Crazy Dan]

I loved Wayne's World.

 

I love any of the Hard Balls with Chris Mathews, Darrell Hammond is absolutely hilarious.

 

I like Mr Robinson's Neighborhood for a little old school/.

 

Any time you get the Presidential debates, I usually find great humor in them. My two favorite ones were in 2002 and in 1992 (With Bill Clinton and George Bush visioning Ross Perot as one of the munchkins, just cracks me up to no end.

 

The dance competition between Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze is a great one too.

 

And the Storytellers with Niel Diamond is great too.