Guest alfdogg Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 "I choppy choppy your pee pee!" "The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face in that lagre woman's ass!" "Sugar coated testes...is that a new breakfast cereal?" If I list all of Kurt Angle's stuff, I'll be up all night, so I'll stop there. There is one in my signature though...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 "And That's One Bi I'm Not...." HHH when someone said Bi-lingual. "Your Mother Rode Space Mountian!WOOOOO!" Ric Flair and the all time funniest was... "I'M HARDCORE!! I'll Take 'EM BOTH ON!!" Tommy Dreamer after Finding out Beulah and Kimona were Lesbians.
Guest Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Early 2000: Mean Gene mentions that Terry Funk has promised to bring in someone that hates Flair more than Funk does. Flair: What'd he do, fly in my ex-wife?
Guest Maurizio C... Version 2 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 it was a promo by flair on thunder during the russo era. Flair said something to the effect of: "In reality, Vince russo, you're just the liiiiittle kid wanting to be like the naaaaaaaaaaaatch-a boaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" it was funny how he pronunced nataaaaaaaaach-a boaaaaaaaaaayyy.
Guest FakeRazor Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Mean Gene: GENTLEMAN as you know! Fuck it!
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 The Stevie Ray "Get in Yo BUTT" promo he cut on Hennig in WCW.
Guest The Man They Call Texas Blu Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Mark Henry to what he thought was a women "Sweet Jesus she has a penis!"
Guest saturnmark4life Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 This wasn't on tv but i heard that at a public appearance some hick shouted to Stevie Richards 'ever heard of steriods?' and Stevie came back with 'Ever heard of a Dentist?'
Guest Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 fan to Mark Henry- You suck! Mark Henry to fan- Yeah, but your mom swallows!
Guest Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 After the 2000 Bash At The Beach; Russo Shoot. Mark Madden: If Russo was a women I'd marry him!
Guest alexcc79 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 The DX nation parody: HHH (as the Rock) "Mark Henry, you are the world's strongest man, you have a great physique, tell the Rock, Mark Henry, how do you get your pecs to go all the way around to your back?"
Guest X-Factor Corperation Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 "...and the winners Tajiri and Sho Funaki!"
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 Anytime DX did a parody it was awesome. Also when they went looking for WCW there was some really funny stuff said during that vignette.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 Speaking of parodies, the "nWo-as-The-Horsemen" parody had me rolling. Moreso than the dX parodies.
Guest JHawk Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 The Rock prior to No Mercy 2000, when Angle and Steph were still buddy-buddy but the love triangle was essentially dead. Rock: "So you bring that two dollar, no...50 cent, no...buy two, get one free, anybody got change for a nickel..." I was laughing so hard I never did hear the rest of the line.
Guest Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 Kurt Angle "If you want to suck on something, suck on this." During his anti pre-marital sex thing. Ric Flair, to Syxx "I've been world champ more times than you've had a piece of ass!"
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