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Guest alfdogg

"I choppy choppy your pee pee!"

 

"The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face in that lagre woman's ass!"

 

"Sugar coated testes...is that a new breakfast cereal?"

 

If I list all of Kurt Angle's stuff, I'll be up all night, so I'll stop there.

 

There is one in my signature though...

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

"And That's One Bi I'm Not...." HHH when someone said Bi-lingual.

 

"Your Mother Rode Space Mountian!WOOOOO!" Ric Flair

 

and the all time funniest was...

 

"I'M HARDCORE!!  I'll Take 'EM BOTH ON!!" Tommy Dreamer after Finding out Beulah and Kimona were Lesbians.

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Early 2000: Mean Gene mentions that Terry Funk has promised to bring in someone that hates Flair more than Funk does.

 

Flair: What'd he do, fly in my ex-wife?

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Guest Maurizio C... Version 2

it was a promo by flair on thunder during the russo era. Flair said something to the effect of:

 

"In reality, Vince russo, you're just the liiiiittle kid wanting to be like the naaaaaaaaaaaatch-a boaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

 

it was funny how he pronunced nataaaaaaaaach-a boaaaaaaaaaayyy.

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

The Stevie Ray "Get in Yo BUTT" promo he cut on Hennig in WCW.

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Guest The Man They Call Texas Blu

Mark Henry to what he thought was a women

"Sweet Jesus she has a penis!"

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Guest saturnmark4life

This wasn't on tv but i heard that at a public appearance some hick shouted to Stevie Richards 'ever heard of steriods?' and Stevie came back with 'Ever heard of a Dentist?'

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After the 2000 Bash At The Beach; Russo Shoot.

 

Mark Madden: If Russo was a women I'd marry him!

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Guest alexcc79

The DX nation parody:

 

HHH (as the Rock) "Mark Henry, you are the world's strongest man, you have a great physique, tell the Rock, Mark Henry, how do you get your pecs to go all the way around to your back?"

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Guest dreamer420

Anytime DX did a parody it was awesome.  Also when they went looking for WCW there was some really funny stuff said during that vignette.

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

Speaking of parodies, the "nWo-as-The-Horsemen" parody had me rolling.  Moreso than the dX parodies.

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Guest JHawk

The Rock prior to No Mercy 2000, when Angle and Steph were still buddy-buddy but the love triangle was essentially dead.

 

Rock:  "So you bring that two dollar, no...50 cent, no...buy two, get one free, anybody got change for a nickel..."

 

I was laughing so hard I never did hear the rest of the line.

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Kurt Angle

 

"If you want to suck on something, suck on this."  During his anti pre-marital sex thing.  

 

Ric Flair, to Syxx

 

"I've been world champ more times than you've had a piece of ass!"

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