The One and Only Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Guest Choken One]

Here we go.

[Guest Downhome]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

[Guest Sakura]

I am so pumped for Lesnar/McMahon. I only wish it was at Summerslam.

[Garth 0]

Yeay, its finally here, its 2:30 am in the UK, its worth staying up to post who.... i mean find out what happens on Smackdown.

 

Who else is playing EWR as we speek?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Should I post whore now, or go to sleep and whore in the morning?

[Guest Choken One]

No...We won't be talking about EWR here...

 

We already got enough threads for that damn thing...

 

Any suggestions for off the wall topics?

 

Last week it was

 

------FACTS.

 

The week before we used Riddles...Brainteasers and Pictures to kill time.

 

 

I'm predicting we get them at 1230.

 

THANK GOD FOR WEST COAST SHOWS giving us prime Post Whore threads.

[Guest ftwdevils2469]

I will use this thread to finaly reach 100 posts.

[Guest Choken One]

If you only get to 100...You aren't a post whore...

 

Ride my ship and I'll have you at 500 by Midnight.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

No...We won't be talking about EWR here...

 

THANK GOD FOR WEST COAST SHOWS giving us prime Post Whore threads.

But we must chat about the latest EWR in yet another thread. I mean, it just wouldn't be natural. I mean, I've got EWR convos spread out throughout SMForums and I wanna expand my empire of them a little more.

 

Besides, if we are doing post whoring, wouldn't it mean that talking about EWR is acceptable? As then we are post whoring?

 

Who else is playing EWR as we speek?

 

Currently just finished my latest show. Although Paul London's being a little bitch about not being in the ME as his morale is now at 14. Harry Smith isn't much better with his morale at 49. Stupid bastards. Might have to release both of them here.

 

Edit: I meant finished dammit.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Ride my ship and I'll have you at 500 by Midnight.

Is that gay slang?

[Guest ftwdevils2469]

All this talk about EWR upsets me since my computer is fucked up and I can't play it.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Did someone say whore??

 

I would never whore, I have too much Pride. Too much Pride indeed. Some people say that having too much Pride is a bad thing, I disagree. Pride is something everyone should have a lot of. Pride is that sort of thing that you could have a lot of and you still want more. Pride is that good. On Sunday, Aug. 10th (5 days from now) Pride will be something everyone should share... with each other... with friends, with family...with the world...

[Garth 0]

Currently working on my latest show. Although Paul London's being a little bitch about not being in the ME as his morale is now at 14. Harry Smith isn't much better with his morale at 49. Stupid bastards. Might have to release both of them here.

 

I'm working on my own fed i made, i'm at war with WWE and things keep going wrong. Low Ki and Juvi have both been put on the shelf for 11 months and Scoot Andrews just missed a public apperance he was scheduled for apparently, so i susspended his ass for one month. Now thats laying down the law to him

 

 

Dammit my broadbands being so slow tonight, i'm trying to download an episode of BTVS season 7 i missed and its taking forever. Can anyone tell me if the episode "The killer in me" is any good?

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Did someone say whore??

 

I would never whore, I have too much Pride. Too much Pride indeed. Some people say that having too much Pride is a bad thing, I disagree. Pride is something everyone should have a lot of. Pride is that sort of thing that you could have a lot of and you still want more. Pride is that good. On Sunday, Aug. 10th (5 days from now) Pride will be something everyone should share... with each other... with friends, with family...with the world...

are you trying to say something through innuendo here?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I'm working on my own fed i made, i'm at war with WWE and things keep going wrong. Low Ki and Juvi have both been put on the shelf for 11 months and Scoot Andrews just missed a public apperance he was scheduled for apparently, so i susspended his ass for one month. Now thats laying down the law to him

Oh? You are having "hey, if it can fucking go wrong, it'll go wrong?" with your fed to eh?

 

With me, it's like both Harry Smith and Paul London hate my guts.

 

I finally got back to 50 PI in Cult and had XPW pass me fucking by.

 

MLW is now a National fed.

 

TNA's about to go Global.

 

Oh yes, apparently Aidans Nathans has found religion. God only knows what that will do to him. And considering he's one half of my tag team champions, I'm a little bit on the worried side.

 

Hopefully this monthly event will work itself out.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Listen, if I wanted to say something directly to you, I would. I'm like Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, fighter for the Pride Fighting Championships and a participant in the Total Elimination 2003 Middleweight Grand Prix Tournament (Opening Round Sun, Aug. 10th), I say what's on my mind and am not afraid to be Politically Incorrect or cuss a lil bit or offend some people. And much like he fights in the ring, I am hard hitting and will slam anyone who gets in my way - "spank em like they're a baby" as Quinton says.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Did someone say whore??

 

I would never whore, I have too much Pride.  Too much Pride indeed.  Some people say that having too much Pride is a bad thing, I disagree.  Pride is something everyone should have a lot of.  Pride is that sort of thing that you could have a lot of and you still want more.  Pride is that good.  On Sunday, Aug. 10th (5 days from now) Pride will be something everyone should share... with each other... with friends, with family...with the world...

are you trying to say something through innuendo here?

I think that he's trying to say that Pride Makes Men Angry.

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

oh, my mistake

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

CMON WHERES THE BLATANT POST WHORING~!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

The OAOAST.

 

Join or die.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

CMON WHERES THE BLATANT POST WHORING~!!!!!!!!!!!

It's too early.

 

Wait about 45 minutes and watch out for the obvious whoring out.

[Garth 0]

I'm working on my own fed i made, i'm at war with WWE and things keep going wrong. Low Ki and Juvi have both been put on the shelf for 11 months and Scoot Andrews just missed a public apperance he was scheduled for apparently, so i susspended his ass for one month. Now thats laying down the law to him 

Oh? You are having "hey, if it can fucking go wrong, it'll go wrong?" with your fed to eh?

 

With me, it's like both Harry Smith and Paul London hate my guts.

 

I finally got back to 50 PI in Cult and had XPW pass me fucking by.

 

MLW is now a National fed.

 

TNA's about to go Global.

 

Oh yes, apparently Aidans Nathans has found religion. God only knows what that will do to him. And considering he's one half of my tag team champions, I'm a little bit on the worried side.

 

Hopefully this monthly event will work itself out.

I've given up with EWR its getting me down.

I'm watching a movie now instead.

 

If i work in an italian restraunt does that make me an FBI by osmosis like its done for Chuck Pulumbo?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I've given up with EWR its getting me down.

 

I'm watching a movie now instead.

 

If i work in an italian restraunt does that make me an FBI by osmosis like its done for Chuck Pulumbo?

Give up on EWR? Can one do that? I've got the most crappiness going around and there is NO way I'm giving up. Not yet anyways.

 

What movie? Anygood?

 

Uh, no. I don't think that's how it works. Think you have to be brought into the FBI by an Italian first. Then it's all good.

[Garth 0]

8 Mile, i haven't seen it before so finally checking it out. I'll probably get back into EWR once its finished but i've overloaded on it today.

 

Well even if i'm not FBI i still walk around doing the fbi taunts every five minites. I love my job the bosses wife and extremely hot daughter are into wrestling. I spend most of my time chatting to them about it.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

"In that direction," the Cheshire Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives the Hatter: and in that direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."

 

"But I don't want to go among the mad people," Alice remarked.

 

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

 

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

 

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

[Guest Choken One]

8 Mile is good if not great movie

[Guest Lightning Flik]

8 Mile, i haven't seen it before so finally checking it out. I'll probably get back into EWR once its finished but i've overloaded on it today.

 

Well even if i'm not FBI i still walk around doing the fbi taunts every five minites. I love my job the bosses wife and extremely hot daughter are into wrestling. I spend most of my time chatting to them about it.

You know, I think I haven't seen 8 Mile either. Weird. Have to rent it.

 

Ah overloading kills the soul. Then again, I'm kinda burnt out myself. Wait~! I know how to solve that~! Corndog to the rescue~! ... what? Need some fuel to get the ol' brain a working here people. I can't write shows as I go ALL the time. That's just asking for an anuerism.

 

So the hot daughter of your boss is interested into wrestling??? If you are single, I'd suggest trying to hook up with her. As I haven't found a girl around my parts, yet, who likes wrestling.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Watching WMVIII with ChrisMWaters.

 

Ric Flair INTENSE!~ promo after Savage wins by pulling the tights.

[Guest Choken One]

DIRTY JOKE TIME!

 

A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting.

 

He asked the clerk where the nearest golf course was and was given directions on how to get there.

 

While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind and became confused as to where he was on the course.

 

Looking around, he saw a Lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his confusion about where he was on the course, asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

 

She replied "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

 

He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened. and he approached her again with the same request.

 

She said "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, So you must be on the 13th."

 

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the Lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the Lady.

 

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady, well I am in sales also. What do you sell"?

 

She replied, "if I told you, you would only laugh." "No I wouldn't", he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold.

 

"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."

 

With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said "see I knew you would laugh."

 

"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"

[Garth 0]

Well i would try if she wasn't married and like 8 years older than me. At least gail there single she's another hottie. She was deeply in my gratitude last night for all my help.