Bored 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2003 missed the dark matches and Velocity. Smackdown starts with the very first match. Non Title Match Eddie Guerrero beat Chris Benoit via DQ interference from Rhyno and Tajiri. Slaughter came down and made the referee make it a tag match since they all interfere in each other's matches every week. Chris Benoit and Tajiri beat Eddie Guerrero and Rhyno via Benoit's crossface submission on Guerrero. Backstage, Josh Mathews interviews Kurt Angle. Angle says he will find Lesnar tonight and resolve their issues face to face. -commercial- Nunzio w/ Palumbo and Stamboli beat Zach Gowen. Matt Hardy gave Gowen the twist of fate after the match. -commercial- Backstage, Undertaker walks in on Vince and Sable. Sable leaves. Undertaker tells Vince he is lucky that he is not in his family otherwise he would beat his ass. Vince tells Undertaker that if he does not like the way things are run here then he can join Stephanie on the shelf. Funaki walks up and alerts Vince that Lesnar has been attacked by someone. Vince goes to the scene but nobody there helping knows what happened. John Cena beat Undertaker with the FU. Very long match which saw Albert interfere early on. -commercial- Jamie Noble w/ Nidia beat Doug Basham w/ Danny Basham and Shaniquia. After the match the Basham Brothers double teamed Noble until Billy Gunn came out to make the save. Backstage, Josh Mathews tells Kurt Angle that Lesnar may have a concussion and wonders if Angle had something to do with it. Angle denies it. -commercial- Charlie Haas w/ Shelton Benjamin beat Rey Mysterio via submission. -commercial- Sable comes out to the ring and says that Stephanie's ego is too bruised to show her face on Smackdown. Sable says the decision of her becoming GM will be up to Vince. Sable wishes Vince good luck in the cage match with Lesnar. Sable leaves. The cage lowers. Lesnar is shown walking the hallway. Angle is shown exiting a room. -commercial- Cage Match Special Referee - Kurt Angle Vince McMahon vs Brock Lesnar Early in the match Angle had the ankle lock on Vince. Lesnar broke it up and gave Angle an F5. Vince and Lesnar stop fighting and focus on Angle. Vince brings the title in the ring and hands it to Lesnar who busts Angle open with it. Lesnar throws Angle head first into the cage. Lesnar and Vince stand over Angle and then hug. Lesnar and Vince walk to the back. Medics apply bandages to Angle's head and check his vitals. Angle is helped to the back. Chimmel thanks everyone for coming. Thats it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 6, 2003 first...fuck you. Slughter? Is he the new COmmish? gowan jobs again? AS rejoices. Cena goes over? Clean? Good Heel turn? Check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edotherocket Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Yey for Cena~! Sounds like a good show. I thought FBI were being sent to OVW though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 6, 2003 (edited) ....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Ultimo Dragon again left off Smackdown NOOOOOOOOOOOO Thank God for Copy/Paste. Edited August 6, 2003 by bps "The Truth" 21 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 6, 2003 :sigh: Two posts in and we're ALREADY bitching about the lack of that Airy fucker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Report post Posted August 6, 2003 no, thank god for stretching the page asshole This week looks fairly decent. Nothing looks too terribly offensived Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edotherocket Report post Posted August 6, 2003 So who gave Lesnar a concussion then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 6, 2003 No One... Ever hear of Bait and Switch? They wanted Angle to think he had a Concussion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edotherocket Report post Posted August 6, 2003 They lied to him?! Lying is bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Are they setting up a Sable/Steph rematch for the GM spot at SS? ::shudders:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Slaughter came down and made the referee make it a tag match since they all interfere in each other's matches every week. They do? Has anything of the sort happened accept for once at Vengeance? No One... Ever hear of Bait and Switch? They wanted Angle to think he had a Concussion They paid the EMTs off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fazzle Report post Posted August 6, 2003 They wanted Angle to think he had a Concussion And that dastardly Josh Matthews was behind it all! Damn him straight to hell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edotherocket Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Josh screwed Kurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Fucking up the Message Board format makes the baby jesus cry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 6, 2003 And the Gowan job could be decieving. There better not be another eight minute sympathy piece before hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Anglesault Posted on Aug 5 2003, 11:09 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And the Gowan job could be decieving. There better not be another eight minute sympathy piece before hand. There won't be. He's not really over right now, he gets 11 minutes Off Topic EDIT: Nevermortal your title should be spelt Transylvanian Hunger. Learn your darkthrone goddamn it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Did poor Matt Hardy draw the short straw or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted August 6, 2003 That looks 10x better than Raw. Rhyno and Eddie vs. Tajiri and Benoit sounds like a great match. FBI wins?! Over Gowan no less. I have an unsettling feeling Gowan's first victory will be over Hardy. Cena wins! Cena wins! About damn time. I bet they did this because of all the lockerroombacklash they got from the PPV match. I like the Gunn/Knoble tag team. Why? More Knoble and Nidia baby! Rey w/ Kidman? /foreshadowing/ And finally, FINALLY, Brock turns heel. Vince did something right for a change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest krug Report post Posted August 6, 2003 For Dark Matches, we had Harry Smith beating a smaller guy who's name I've forgotten. Velocity had the Fbi going down to the APA, Shannon Moore lost to Ultimo Dragon, and The Worlds greatest Tag Team beat Spanky and Funaki. The last two matches were pretty damn good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Good that Brock turned heel. He was more over as a heel anyway. Too bad Heyman and Brock had the falling out, cause I thought Brock & Heyman were good together. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Good that Brock turned heel. He was more over as a heel anyway. Too bad Heyman and Brock had the falling out, cause I thought Brock & Heyman were good together. Oh well. ....WHAT?!?! Until Late October/Early November (around Brocks face turn) No one gave half a shit about Brock, until he beat the crap out of Taker in HIAC and roughed up the Talentless Show. IT was after his face turn he got mega popular. (Using Mega loosely) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BoboBrazil Report post Posted August 6, 2003 I know where this Gowan thing is leading. Zach is on an incredible losing streak to anyone and everyone then finally overcomes it when he beats Matt Hardy at Summerslam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Eddie Guerrero beat Chris Benoit via DQ interference from Rhyno and Tajiri. Slaughter came down and made the referee make it a tag match since they all interfere in each other's matches every week. Chris Benoit and Tajiri beat Eddie Guerrero and Rhyno via Benoit's crossface submission on Guerrero. No complaints here. Nunzio w/ Palumbo and Stamboli beat Zach Gowen. Matt Hardy gave Gowen the twist of fate after the match. *sniff* The little trouper tries so hard! John Cena beat Undertaker with the FU. Very long match which saw Albert interfere early on. It's best that I leave this be. Taker debates are shelved under 'things I avoid like the plague'. Jamie Noble w/ Nidia beat Doug Basham w/ Danny Basham and Shaniquia. After the match the Basham Brothers double teamed Noble until Billy Gunn came out to make the save. That's an... odd match. I guess Noble IS a face after all. And thank God youknowwho was kept to just running in. Charlie Haas w/ Shelton Benjamin beat Rey Mysterio via submission. Most likely akin to Benjamin/Mysterio from last week. No mention of Kidman? Sable comes out to the ring and says that Stephanie's ego is too bruised to show her face on Smackdown. Preach on, Sable. And when McJuggs makes her return, make her make those horribly entertaining screeching noises. I love those. Early in the match Angle had the ankle lock on Vince. Why? Vince brings the title in the ring and hands it to Lesnar who busts Angle open with it. Lesnar throws Angle head first into the cage. Lesnar and Vince stand over Angle and then hug. Lesnar and Vince walk to the back. Let's hope that now Vince does all the talking for Brock. And I mean ALL of it. But the thing is, Brock was still very, very popular and we might see a repeat of April 2001. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted August 6, 2003 That airy fuck? Seems how he's better than most of the SD! roster.......I'd like to see him on TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Evil Brock is back! YES!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Good that Brock turned heel. He was more over as a heel anyway. Too bad Heyman and Brock had the falling out, cause I thought Brock & Heyman were good together. Oh well. ....WHAT?!?! Until Late October/Early November (around Brocks face turn) No one gave half a shit about Brock, until he beat the crap out of Taker in HIAC and roughed up the Talentless Show. IT was after his face turn he got mega popular. (Using Mega loosely) Ok let me revise. I thought the Brock Lesnar character was better as a heel. Of course he wasn't over yet, but he was in the Randy Orton "we're shoving him down yer throat whether you like him or not mode" Heyman basically got him over by being such an asshole character. I dunno, maybe I just fucked up my whole statement, I don't care anymore, I am not high on Lesnar heel or face anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Good that Brock turned heel. He was more over as a heel anyway. Too bad Heyman and Brock had the falling out, cause I thought Brock & Heyman were good together. Oh well. ....WHAT?!?! Until Late October/Early November (around Brocks face turn) No one gave half a shit about Brock, until he beat the crap out of Taker in HIAC and roughed up the Talentless Show. IT was after his face turn he got mega popular. (Using Mega loosely) Ok let me revise. I thought the Brock Lesnar character was better as a heel. Of course he wasn't over yet, but he was in the Randy Orton "we're shoving him down yer throat whether you like him or not mode" Heyman basically got him over by being such an asshole character. I dunno, maybe I just fucked up my whole statement, I don't care anymore, I am not high on Lesnar heel or face anyway. Oh, then ok. hehe... Yes, Orton is also getting the Brock push, where 96% of the fans despise him, but its the other 4% WWE is listening to by throwing him out on RAW every week for 15-20 minutes. Heyman should turn face to manage Angle. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 6, 2003 That airy fuck? Seems how he's better than most of the SD! roster.......I'd like to see him on TV. Somebody missed the Blatant Scarcasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted August 6, 2003 *looks at sarcasm detector* I knew I was running on outdated software.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nobody in Particular Report post Posted August 6, 2003 I guess I should give my impressions of the show... -The Arena was almost full. A few seats were empty around the camera but otherwise it was full. -When Tony Chimmel was doing his start-of show speech the ref in there was bouncing all over the place causing Tony to bounce around, tehile barely containing his laughter. -I was shocked by the lack of promos. Just a handful of backstage skits and only two in-ring promos. Also of note was the lack of pyro. The only fireworks were in Ultimo and Rey's entrances. -Loud. When you hear a huge Slaughter chant when he comes be shocked with the fact that there will likely be no piping involved. Other moments of volume include Taker's entrance, Benoit and the beloved TWO! Supplied heavily by myself. -The cage match sucked. Almost right away Brock goes for the F5 but drops him and collapses. Huge bullshit chant ensues while Kurt and Vince go at it. Brock kips up and attacks Kurt while he has Vince in the anklelock. Brock beats down Kurt and that's it. -No Steph. No Big Show. No cheese. And much to the disdain to the guys sitting behind me, no Doink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
