A special invitation from Orion

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Dear OAOAST Superstar,

 

-Do you feel underappreciated by your brand's management?

 

-Do the Powers that Be hold you down when you want to try new things?

 

-Is there a glass ceiling that you just can't break?

 

-Do you just enjoy hurting people?

 

If any of the above phrases describes you, then I invite you to compete this Friday night on the first EVER edition of OAOAST Friday Nightmare! It will be at 7 pm in the Farmington High School Gym in Farmington, Missouri (assuming they don't call the cops). This show will be televised live and the commentators will be Scott Hudson and Larry Zbyszko.

 

Members of both brands are welcome to compete, cut promos, or do anything else that they want to do.

 

Just PM your stuff to me by noon EST on Friday, August 8.

 

There will be coffee and donuts before the show, so don't be late! I look forward to seeing YOU this Friday!

 

Sincerely,

ORION

Nightmare General Manager

[Guest ShooterJay]

I'll have a promo.

[Guest caboose]

Is this just Aggression Version 3.56?

[Guest The Superstar]

...you mean Road To Anglemania~

[Guest caboose]

I thought I was talking about WCW... now thats going back a bit.

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah, but RTA had the longest shelf life! And it was only for a set time!

[Guest caboose]

If you want to talk about a Joke show with a long shelf life, look no further than iZ...

 

::Gunshot::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

You know what. We should make this a "One and Only Thread" based show to take the pressure off of people having to write a lot of stuff for it so soon after HD.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

This is Orion's attempt at creating a third brand of OAOAST to run iZ and HD out of business. Orion will propose creating a brand-exclusive title (and hopefully some people will defect to Nightmare ), but this will all be covered this Friday night LIVE from Farmington, Missouri!

 

I know that because of the way OAOAST is scheduled this week you don't have much time to write stuff; that's why I made this thread before HD was posted so you'd know in advance. You don't need to write a 3-page ****1/2 classic; a simple squash match against Mike Winner will do just fine for this week.

[Guest Masked Man]

I'd love to be on this show. I went through the archives and read the OAOMEF shows, and if they're anything like this, Nightmare will kick ass!

[Guest Angle-plex]

So now there is a brand extension of the brand extension?

 

::starts his own brand of OAOAST "entertainment"::

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

 

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Edited August 7, 2003 by The Hollywood Fashion Plate

[caboose 0]

What the fuck?

[Slickster 0]

I wrote something, then answered my own question.