The Adventures of Bradshaw part 4

[Guest Korrosive]

( Last time on the adventures of Bradshaw....Bradshaws big prom date was stolen and eaten by a bear. Bradshaw was emotionally fucked up, before a big 6'8, 500 pound man approached him, telling him that he could ease his pain....That man would go on to be known as Viscera. We begin the story as Bradshaw is now in his mid 20's.....Him and Viscera are inseperable.....today they have a meeting with Vince Mcmahon)

 

 

Bradshaw: Viscera, babe, i'm really, really nervous about this. This is the big time. THis is the big cheese.

 

Viscera: Don't worry sweet cheeks. Just let me give you a kiss so you can calm down

 

(they kiss)

 

(15 minutes later...Vince's secretary informs them to come into the office. Bradshaw is very nervous. Viscera is very calm)

 

"GENTLEMANNNNNN"....A voice comes from the background...It's Vince Mcmahon.....Bradshaw is stuttering on his words as the introduction is taking place.......Vince tells them to have a seat....

 

"Now gentleman....i've read your transcripts..........Viscera...I can already tell you that.....with your huge size.....you're hired...guys like you turn my company around............Now to you Mr.Bradshaw...you have a good size to you....after all....the fans come out to see big men wrestle.....but I need to know a little more........what could you offer to my lockerroom".......

 

"Now Mr Macman.....let me tell you that..........I really love you.....I would do anything, and everything to be a wwe superstar........now as far as my resume goe...........

 

"BRADSHAW.........YOU'RE HARED".........You said you will do anything....and that is what will prove it to me..............On next Mondays Raw........you 2 are going to go out.............clear the ring.....and as soon as it's over........you are going to strip into thong underwear......and will then proceed to grope each other and kiss............

 

Bradshaw: OK....I'LL DO IT.....

 

Viscera: WAIT JUST A MINUTE........I'm all for Gay emotional touching....but to do it in front of 17,000 fans.......

 

Vince: 6,000 now...we lost a bit due to the....

 

Viscera: SHUT UP.....I will not have my fat ass paraded around like that...

 

Vince: Ill give you the wwe championship......now will you do it.....

 

Viscera: I'LL DO IT THEN....BUT I BETTER GET THAT BELT.....

 

Bradshaw: YA, YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YAYA YAYAY YAYA YA...THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.....THANK YOU BABE FOR ACCEPTING....THANK YOU MR MACMAN.........I'M GONNA BE RICH.....

 

Vince: I forgot to tell you....You will be making 150 dollars a week.......you already signed, agreed.......This Monday gentleman......I will see you in Madison Square Garden......

 

(Vince leaves the office......Viscera is perplexed, and Bradshaw is jumping up and down.......What will happen next monday on Raw.......how will the crowd react to them.......Join us next time in the Adventures of Bradshaw....part 5)

[Guest Nanks]

What in God's name......

[Damaramu 0]

Hahaha....wait that's not funny....

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

I've seen funnier things at Walmart.

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God, what is that thing in your sig? Be it male or female? Or has it reached a state of becoming where it has passed behind such trivial terms like gender into a nightmare-like form ruling a hory netherworld where all tremble below it's might?