One and only raw threat for 4/1/2002

[Guest treble charged]

Every run in the history of wrestling consists of someone coming in and hitting a quick, impact move on their enemy.  Stunner, Rock Bottom, Pedigree, etc.  Edge is not the only one.

[Guest Anglesault]

"HAHAHAHA!

 

Last Call Hall is wrestling Crash on Heat!?"

 

Is this one of the conditions of the newly-returned Stone Cold?  Bastard...

What's wrong with that?

[Guest treble charged]

double post

[Guest Anglesault]

Every run in the history of wrestling consists of someone coming in and hitting a quick, impact move on their enemy.  Stunner, Rock Bottom, Pedigree, etc.  Edge is not the only one.

It's not ALWAYS the same fucking move. And some times those people would use a chair. or get them backstage. Or cut an interview on the opponent.

[Guest TheDames7]

Jeez....I said Test pulled out a better match with Shane than Nash would and Sodium Sucka almost killed me.  Putting words in my mouf and shit.  

 

Watch it Salt boy, you dont want none of this.  

 

And for your information....at the time during his feud with Shane, I thought Test had a lot of potential, thank you very much.  These days, I don't care for him much.  

 

Dames - Shaking It Up

[Guest Anglesault]

I almost forgot

 

::Nu Salt clocks Treble with HIS European title.::

[Guest Anglesault]

And for your information....at the time during his feud with Shane, I thought Test had a lot of potential, thank you very much.  These days, I don't care for him much.  

 

Dames - Shaking It Up

You LIE!

 

::Nu Salt Clocks dames with HIS European title::

[Guest TheDames7]

*Sells it with the talent of Test....thereby rendering his attack useless*

 

Dames - BRING IT!

[Guest Anglesault]

I happen to have the one thing that can stop the power of Test!

 

::Cringes::

 

Go get him Triple H!

 

::vomits::

[Guest TheDames7]

Being a fan of "The Game" he turns on you, and joins me.  Ahh, it feels good to have power.

 

Dames - Holding YOU Down.

[Guest Anglesault]

:Triple H tries to chase me. I outwalk his run. I stop to take a nap. When I wake up, he's almost here and I clock him with MY European title.::

 

The belt shot was always enough to put HHH away.

[Guest]

Crash Holly is a RACIST!!!

 

I'm in bizarro world here, where Crash gets RAW exposure again.

 

Poor Flair.  You just know that 15 years or so ago, he'd be having both those broads later on in the night.

What did Crash do? I missed that.

[Guest]

I would have laughed my ass off if UT would have put the belt aroudn HHH's waist, instead of on his shoulder.  That would have made this one of the funniest raw moments in my mind.

Why?

[Guest TheDames7]

:Triple H tries to chase me. I outwalk his run. I stop to take a nap. When I wake up, he's almost here and I clock him with MY European title.::

 

The belt shot was always enough to put HHH away.

While you celebrate what you've done, I take the mic as I try to cut a serious promo.  

 

"Anglesault....in the words of Elton John....I'm...STILL....STANDING!"

 

Dames - Can't Stop Laughing

[Guest KANE]

I liked the show.  Of course, Scott Keith makes it sound terrible.  He says "no new direction like they promised" when I saw a 10 minute opener, Buh Buh getting a singles push, and a lot of wrestling.  In my opinion, a very acceptable show.  But nope.  SK has to keep his cliche stance.  Man, he needs to get slapped in the face with a 5 pound dildo.

[Guest Anglesault]

:Triple H tries to chase me. I outwalk his run. I stop to take a nap. When I wake up, he's almost here and I clock him with MY European title.::

 

The belt shot was always enough to put HHH away.

While you celebrate what you've done, I take the mic as I try to cut a serious promo.  

 

"Anglesault....in the words of Elton John....I'm...STILL....STANDING!"

 

Dames - Can't Stop Laughing

::Staredown to set up the PPV::

 

Okay, who wants to make the video montage for me and Dames?

[Guest godthedog]

guys: take it to the moves thread.

 

about raw: well i'll miss austin and eddy, but if they're going to be that bad there's no way i'm going to subject myself to that kind of boredom every week.  yeah, there was a good bit of wrestling, but the overall weakness of that roster was painfully obvious.  two decent matches and seeing austin working the crowd again do not good television make.  goodbye raw, hello smackdown.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Hits Godthedog with HIS european title. Leaves him for Dames to complete the cliched "enemies kick the shit out of an annoying jobber"::

[Guest TheDames7]

*Hits him with the Dames Driver, points at AngleSault, and makes menacing face while new theme plays in the background*

 

"These two men are going at it in 4 days....on Pay Per View....MY GAWD!!!!"

 

Dames - The "Hoss"

[Guest]

::Hits Godthedog with HIS european title. Leaves him for Dames to complete the cliched "enemies kick the shit out of an annoying jobber"::

I've never seen that one.

[Guest]

No wonder they booted him out like last weeks' garbage over at WDI...

They kicked him out? Again? Why? LOL.

[Guest]

Oh Come on, Give us a clean finish on Raw.

What the fuck are you talknig about? That was the only unmclean finish.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

I really liked Raw. Of course, that's just my opinion, and I could be wrong.