One and only raw threat for 4/1/2002

[Guest ISportsFan]

I have determined that Heat will suck a lot.

 

Tommy Dreamer v. Shawn Stasiak?

Jazz v. Jacqueline?

Goldust v. Big Show?

Scott Hall v. Crash in a squash?

 

This show will suck. Mucho.

 

Jason

[Guest teke184]

garbage in = garbage out

 

This is what we expect out of the New RAW, anyway.

 

At least Hall, Slow, and Oldust are on Heat instead of RAW.

[Guest Tony149]

The Undisputed Title now is one belt.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Raw...intro...ep-epilepsy...

 

*shakes it off*

 

But Austin's in the intro.  That's a pretty distinctive sign.

And a new purty belt for Trips as well.

[Guest HartFan86]

The new theme rules. The new entrance rules. The new belt fucking sucks.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

New cool ooking set. But RVD is STILL curtin jerking.

[Guest Tony149]

Looks like Eddy is going to make his re-debut in a few minutes. RVD is wrestling Booker T.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Oh look.  Booker gets to job again.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

But he's curtain jerking in the match that almost everybody's been clamoring for the last couple of weeks now.

 

AAAAAND...they ditched the 20 minute opening promo!

*marks out*

[Guest Tony149]

The new "Undisputed Title" reminds me of the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Titles.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Well, well... shit intro and a decent belt to FINALLY make the Undisputed Title look credible.

 

Am I the only person who noticed that it seemed like Jericho was in a couple of shots in the intro? It might have just been Van Dam, though.

[Guest teke184]

At least it means they won't be doing the plotline that everyone expected, splitting up the belts so that each side has a champion.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

So far, Raw is looking good to me.  Great new set, great new belt, great new logo, and RVD vs. the Book as the opener.  I just hope it is not all downhill from here, but I will enjoy it while I can.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Am I the only one who doesn't like the new set?  I hope Smackdown doesn't change its set.  I like it.

[Guest Tony149]

Anybody notice the new Titan-Tron is shaped like the Smackdown logo? The new Raw set is fine with me.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

The RAW set looks like they just hacked up the WM 17 set and threw sheets on the side.

[Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks]

bad match.....this is the death of the wwf.

[Guest HartFan86]

It's EDDIE!

[Guest Tony149]

Eddy is attacking RVD.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Wait a minute...I tuned into Raw and saw a wrestling show!  With wrestlers wrestling and everything!

 

That can't be right...and now EDDY~! is back!

 

GOOD start.  Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling plus Eddy Guerrero equals GOOD SHOW.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Jeez, cut down on the roids Eddy.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

EDDY~!

 

Doesn't excuse the crappy match, though.

 

Gee... look who's already hogging airtime again...

[Guest]

It's EDDY~, and he returns with the mullet.

[Guest Tony149]

Vinnie Mac is in the ring cutting a promo.

[Guest Valcourt]

Wow, flaiRAW is off to a good start!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Yeesh.  Vince McMahon!  Can't we have at least one show be McMahon free?!

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL! They cut Vince off!

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Where's security?

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Now, THAT'S how you set up a feud. I LOVE EDDIE!

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Flair cuts Vince off to go to commercial...all is right with the world.