King Kamala Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 This thread is to put anecdotes in that don't really fit in other threads. I've got several, mostly relating to music: Around December 2001, my cheap ass school took a field trip using a public bus. I don't know what the fuck was up with our bus driver but we ended up almost getting in accident with Nickelback's tour bus. Looking back on it we probably should have told the driver to hit Nickelback's tour bus. I went to an SR-71 concert at a tiny hole in the wall club a few months back and accidently elbowed the bass player of the Matchbox Twenty rip off opening act. The man looked like he was seriously going to cry. In middle school, I sent a subscription of Penthouse to our school's dumbass Computer Lab teacher on my dumbass friend's parents credit card.
eiker_ir Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 i was at this club in the beach i go to, and i was with a couple of friends, So we were walking around and saw a cat sleeping, we got near him from behind and he was still sleeping, one of the guys grabbed tha cats tail and the cat jumped in the air like MEEEOOOWW!!! and ran away........ ....... .....the tail stayed in my buddy's hand disgusting but sooo funny
DerangedHermit Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 i was at this club in the beach i go to, and i was with a couple of friends, So we were walking around and saw a cat sleeping, we got near him from behind and he was still sleeping, one of the guys grabbed tha cats tail and the cat jumped in the air like MEEEOOOWW!!! and ran away........ ....... .....the tail stayed in my buddy's hand disgusting but sooo funny
spiny norman Posted August 17, 2003 Report Posted August 17, 2003 There was once a building with 98 storeys. Some people say it had 99 storeys, but that's another story.
The Czech Republic Posted August 17, 2003 Report Posted August 17, 2003 i was at this club in the beach i go to, and i was with a couple of friends, So we were walking around and saw a cat sleeping, we got near him from behind and he was still sleeping, one of the guys grabbed tha cats tail and the cat jumped in the air like MEEEOOOWW!!! and ran away........ ....... .....the tail stayed in my buddy's hand disgusting but sooo funny That is so awful. I can only hope you're making this up. Cruelty to animals, especially cats, is utterly disgusting. I hope some form of karmic retribution transpires for your friend so that somehow his lower spine is violently ripped from his body. If dismembering a tame, live animal, which may have belonged to somebody, is your idea of funny, then maybe I should pray for you.
Guest Intimacy Goblin Posted August 17, 2003 Report Posted August 17, 2003 After just getting back from a road trip, all I have to say is that somewhere in North Carolina a shirtless fat man is driving an unlabeled white panel truck.
eiker_ir Posted August 17, 2003 Report Posted August 17, 2003 i was at this club in the beach i go to, and i was with a couple of friends, So we were walking around and saw a cat sleeping, we got near him from behind and he was still sleeping, one of the guys grabbed tha cats tail and the cat jumped in the air like MEEEOOOWW!!! and ran away........ ....... .....the tail stayed in my buddy's hand disgusting but sooo funny That is so awful. I can only hope you're making this up. Cruelty to animals, especially cats, is utterly disgusting. I hope some form of karmic retribution transpires for your friend so that somehow his lower spine is violently ripped from his body. If dismembering a tame, live animal, which may have belonged to somebody, is your idea of funny, then maybe I should pray for you. yeah i know it's awful but he didn't mean to or anything, who would expect that to happen???
welshjerichomark Posted August 17, 2003 Report Posted August 17, 2003 i was at this club in the beach i go to, and i was with a couple of friends, So we were walking around and saw a cat sleeping, we got near him from behind and he was still sleeping, one of the guys grabbed tha cats tail and the cat jumped in the air like MEEEOOOWW!!! and ran away........ ....... .....the tail stayed in my buddy's hand disgusting but sooo funny Is it wrong that i laughed at that?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 17, 2003 Report Posted August 17, 2003 Blech. I can picture that cat, too..mangy as hell. Besides, cats are like lizards. It'll grow another one.
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