Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 OAOAST HeldDOWN~! OFFICIAL PREVIEW: RISE OF THE MACHINES After struggling for weeks to carve a niche for themselves on the HeldDOWN~! brand, the members of Toy Machine, The Amazing Rando and Zero, wound up on opposite sides of the ring in the Revolution Tournament brackets. Tonight, that match will finally take place, and the winner will advance to the three way dance next week that will determine the victor from the HeldDOWN~! brand! RAGS TO RICHES: Ragdoll has impressed many as of late with his tremendous effort and workrate. What's not impressive is his attitude, as his ego has grown to mammoth proportions. One man who has never been impressed with him is Mad Matt, the man whom Ragdoll took out shortly after his debut. Throw Mad Matt's occasional tag partner Axel into the mix, and you've got a blow-away Three Way Dance that Ragdoll would be lucky to escape with his X Title intact! TALK OF THE TOWN: Zack Malibu, the reigning OAOAST World Champion, has been bombarded as of late with challenges, proposals, arrangements and queries. Zack hopes to clear up the issues tonight, as a press conference taped earlier in the week will hold the answer to Calvin Szechstein's challenge for a title shot, as well as if Zack will stand by Peter "SpiderPoet" Cone as he walks down the aisle with Black Widow! PLUS:CWM, Naz Mistry, Northstar, Hex Machina, Anglesault, and all the other stars of the HeldDOWN~! brand in action! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 OAOAST HeldDOWN~! August 21, 2003 Live, and in living color, it's the stars of the OAOAST! See Ragdoll defy gravity! Marvel at Northstar's ability to infuriate a crowd! Gasp in awe as The Dream Machines put everyone in their path to sleep! Your ringmasters for the evening: "Big Top" Michael Cole and Jonathan "The Clown" Coachman! MC:"Hey fans, glad you're back with us again this week for another edition of HeldDOWN~!. Michael Cole here as always, alongside..." Coach:"...alongside the sexiest, studliest commentator to ever grace your screens, The Coach. And yes, I'm single ladies." MC:"Wonder why." Coach:"Hush up, Cole. Let's tell the people what's in store for them tonight." MC:"Agreed. Folks, tonight's card is stacked like Pam Anderson, as we've got some tremendous matchups in store. We've got Toy Machine doing battle tonight with EACH OTHER, as Rando and Zero vie for that final slot in the Revolution Tournament!" Coach:"Also, Ragdoll will put the X Title on the line, just a week away from his matchup with Mad Matt at AngleSlam. Tonight he'll take Matt on, as well as the Upstart, Axel!" MC:"We know CWM and Hex Machina are both in the building, and that's never good. We've also got a tape to show you of a press conference filmed with Zack Malibu earlier in the week. All that and more will carry us thru these next two hours of nonstop action, so let's head to the ring and see what's in store!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 ["Shin Jingi-Naki Tatakai" by Hotei proudly announces the arrival of one-half of the OAOAST Tag Team Champions, to HeldDown! for the first time!] COLE: The ace of IntenseZone is in the building! COACH: What a shock this is-we know Featured Attraction defeated the Dream Machines to win the tag team titles two nights ago in an amazing and heated match on IntenseZone, but we didn't expect any of the FA crew tonight! [Jay grabs the microphone from the ring announcer, and slings his tag title belt over his shoulder.] JAY: Well, it didn't take me long to pick up another piece of gold did it? ["DAR-RING! DAR-RING! DAR-RING!"] JAY (cont.): In a way, the tag team championship is an accolade I'm even prouder to hold than the North American title, because as long as I've got this belt, I can match up against some of the best competition in the world, right here on HeldDown! [Ze Crowd POPS~!] JAY (still cont.): Ragdoll, Crystal, Northstar, Totally Endorsed, the Slacker, Choko...the list goes on and on. But there's one guy I've wanted to test myself against more than anyone... ZACK MALIBU! [HYOOGE~! POP for that announcement, followed by loud chants of "ZACK! ZACK! ZACK!"] COLE: "Shooter" Jay Darring is calling out Zack Malibu. This is gonna get interesting. COACH: Well, if you're gonna make a challenge, you might as well shoot for the moon! JAY: Zack, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here, because you've had a lot of personal issues to handle since you've won that belt, but ever since AngleMania you haven't been carrying your weight as World Champion. I was going to make this challenge on IntenseZone, but I figured you wouldn't notice unless I issued it on YOUR show. How many times have you defended that title on MY show Zack? Maybe twice in five months?! I defended my North American title EVERY SINGLE WEEK, sometimes twice or three times on IZ Zack. I wasn't just the North American champion- I WAS THE WORLD CHAMPION OF INTENSEZONE! COLE: Oh man- questioning the integrity and fighting spirit of Zack Malibu -THAT will get you noticed in a hurry! JAY: Face it Zack, while you were out there fighting religious zealots, drama queens, and human billboards, you were ignoring the most dangerous threat to your title-ME! I've won THREE BELTS, count 'em, THREE BELTS in four months. I've retired some of the biggest names in OAOAST history. I am the FASTEST RISING SUPERSTAR OAOAST HAS EVER SEEN...and you've looked the other way. I was officially your number one contender for two months and I didn't receive what was owed to me. I'm sick of waiting Zack, so I'm making it known right now. Zack Malibu, I am challenging you, as a champion and as a man, to a World title match on IntenseZone- on my turf, and by my rules. If you want to prove to me you ain't a stromboni, show up- just get ready to deal with the Harsh Reality that I'll be taking your title, and it'll be "Shooter" Jay Darring's time to carry this company! ["Shin-Jingi Naki Tatakai" fires up again as Jay leaves the ring, having made his point, slapping hands with the fans on the way to the back.] COACH: Jay Darring has issued a blockbuster challenge to our World Champion for this Tuesday's IntenseZone-you better believe that match is gonna be off the hook! COLE: You realize you just shilled IntenseZone, right? COACH: ...Aw Damn! COLE: You are SO fined! COACH: Shoot, and I just made the last payment on my Ford Tempo! COLE: Well, the excitement isn't letting up tonight on HeldDown, as up next, it's another Revolution tournament match, pitting former X champion the Amazing Rando against his OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER, the Amazing Zero! Don't miss a minute! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 Coach:"How about them apples? Jay Darring, fresh off a tag title win on Monday, makes his first HeldDOWN~! appearance memorable by challenging Zack to a match!" MC:"Specify...a match on...that...OTHER show." Coach:"Still, I mean, do you know the implications of that? Jay's on a roll lately. It could be Jay Darring defending the World Title against somebody at AngleSlam!" MC:"There is a lot to sort out, and hopefully some issues will be made clearer by the press conference with Zack later on. Right now though, it's time for the final first round match in the Revolution Tournament!" The lights drop out suddenly… MC:"This better not be a Sabu appearance." …when they return to their normal brilliance, both members of Toy Machine are in the ring, ready to fight in the Revolution Tournament. Coach: This ought to be a great matchup, Cole… Cole: I’m sure they will take it easy on each other…as they are tag partners… Without delay, the bell rings and Rando and Zero face each other. Suddenly Zero pokes Rando in the arm and Rando falls over in pain. The ref is stunned as Zero falls down to make a pin and the ref counts… Cole: What the… 1…. 2…. RANDO KICKOUTS AND FLIPS ZERO OVER FOR A PIN! 1… ZERO IS STUNNED! 2… 3!!! THE AMAZING RANDO WINS! Cole: My god…that was crazy. Zero thought Rando would let him advance…but then he just turned the tide on him at the last second and picked up a victory. Zero doesn’t look happy, but Rando can be heard audibly telling him that it’s just a tournament match…and that he’ll have other chances to make a name for himself… The scene fades out and goes to commercial as the audience and the ref are still in stunned silence over the clichéd victory, as we cut to a word from our sponsors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 We cut to Mad Matt sitting....In the Boiler Room??? Mad Matt:Life can pass you buy awfully quickly. As a person ages throughout life, you look back and say: I wish I had done this, I wish I could still do that, I can't even believe I tried to do this. You must do what you need to do today or you might wake up tommorow feeling that life will pass you by. Mad Matt takes a deep breath before continueing. Mad Matt:I have been through too much. My second match I have my career ended. I nearly had my life pass me by. I was lucky enough to have a second chance. Most people aren't. Ragdoll did this. Ragdoll is the reason while I could be paralyzed at any time when I enter the ring. Devil Dolls. Chairshots. Thrown Headfirst into a ringpost. Head Drops. Ragdoll you did this. The one mistake you made is you didn't finish the job. I am playing a gamble of my life. I don't want any more to suffer. This is a very deadly game I am playing. Mad Matt paces around the room. Mad Matt:In over a week's time, AngleSlam. Mad Matt vs Ragdoll for the X Division Title. My mission. My obession. I am going to take Ragdoll down even if it means killing myself. No Disqualification. The TLC match I wanted to do couldn't be done because of issues of hanging the belt. If Ragdoll beats me....If Ragdoll pins me....If I tap out.....If I say I-Quit...No more title shots. It's in the contract. The contract is legally binding. I am not out for the title, althrough I do admit it would look nice around my waist if I won it. This match isn't about gold. This match is about me ending Ragdoll's career. I will sacrifice my own health to destroy him. Even if I get pinned or submit, I will give him something bloody to remember me by. Mad Matt looks into the camera with another thoughtful look in his face. Mad Matt:As for Josie, who wanted to be in the corner of whomever be in the corner of who faced Ragdoll at the PPV, I have some advice. Do not get in my way. I don't care if you are against Ragdoll. Like with any ware there will be casualities. I am going to ask you nicely, get involved, I don't give a damn if you are attempting to help me or not, you will get injured. This is between me, Ragdoll. I would also advise the referee to stand in the corner and don't get involved unless it is to count three or check for the submission. I don't want innocent people to get hurt but if they get in the way, they most likely will. Mad Matt then gets up and looks into the camera. Mad Matt: As for tonight, the three way match for the X Title, I am going to issue the same warning to my good friend, Axel. Don't get in my way. This is a war that innocent people should not meddle in. This is my fight and I will end this on my own terms. Ragdoll your ass is dead. Mad Matt looks into the camera with a psycotic look on his face. Cole: Folks, last week was harrowing and chilling. Coach: Nevermind last week, so was that! MC: No, you know what I'm reffering to. Coach: Are you talking about... Cole: Tim Moysey's experience. Mr.Moysey is here in the building tonight, but we haven't been able to get a word with him. At least I haven't. He'll only talk to certain people. Frankly, I can't blame him. After what Northstar did to betray him and abuse him, his faith in people must be shattered. Coach: Like you said, I can't blame him. If he doesn't want to talk, then more power to him. But up in one of the luxury boxes we have a man who is all mouth, Northstar! (The camera shows Northstar sitting in an expansive luxury box surrounded by well dressed hench men and cheap wine) Northstar: Ladies and gentlemen of Hoboken, New Jersey, I stand above you a vindicated man. A man who has been forced to lick clean the dankest bowels of hell but now has risen to highest level of heaven! Praise me! (Northstar's henchmen clap) Northstar: Oh shut up. Bring me my title. (A henchmen hands over the 24/7 title) Cole: That's the.. Northstar: Yes, Cole this is my 24/7 title and now that I am champion, I plan on putting an end to the horribly unfunny 24/7 hijinx. This belt will be defended whenever the mood strikes me and dare I say it won't strike me very often. If you wish to obtain this belt then you'll encounter stiff opposition from my friends in the suits. That is unless, your name is Tim Moysey, in which case you have an open invitation to face me at Angleslam one on one for this oh-so coveted scrap of metal. Coach: Hot diggity dizamn! I like this new attitude. Northstar: There's always catch, and this time is no different. Our match will be a Northstar's rules match. You intended to teach me about the sport of kings, will here is your chance you weak pathetic man! Teach me in a match that doesn't allow punches! Instruct me in a match where one can't leave the ring! Do it Tim, be a man an accept my challenge. I've made the bed, you have until the end of show to lie in it. Cole: He sure does talk big when he's got a gang and a glass window protecting him. Coach: And you sure do talk big about him when he's a hundred feet away from you. Northstar: Not all is roses and rainbows in the mystical land of Northstar. Although, I've gotten a title, albeit a meaningless one, and I've regained my dignity. I'm still left wanting and hurting. They say behind every great man is a good woman. Well, all the good women are taken so I've gotta settle for a slut. Alix, baby, C'mon home to Daddy, eh! Coach: Oh no he didn't just call her that! He's funna feel the power of the Big C-O! Cole: Speaking of big talking. Northstar: Although, it's my secret source of shame that I can't travel back in time and shoot your mother in the face while she was pregnant with you, forever preventing you from contaminating this all ready worthless world. I can still find use for a slowwitted mutt such as yourself. While your continual existence may prove to be a telling damnation of our society, you still have an outward beauty that cannot be denied. Therefore your presence next to me makes me look like a true ladies man. You will resume your duties as my sexual partner at Angleslam. Ya know, for drama purposes. This is not a request or a solicitation. This is an order. Failure to comply, will result in me beating the shit out of you and leaving you with dick on your breath and a baby in your stomach. Cole: My god. How crass can one man be? I feel like starting a petition to get this guy fired. Heck, get me pen and I'll draft it right now. Coach: You're all show and no go. You ain't gonna start shit! Cole: I am! I really will start a petition to get this guy booted out of here. Coach: There may not be anything left of him after his match with Anglesault! Cole: That's right! Fans, these two super powers collide later on tonight in a non title match. How odd is it that Anglesault a bitter rival of Tim Moysey is now fighting the GM's new arch enemy, Northstar Coach: It's craziness, but anything can happen here on HD! and in the world in general. I'd be interested in seeing if Tim will try help Anglesault beat Northstar. What do you think AS's reaction would be if that happened? Cole: Who cares? Where's Matthews with my TV Guide? (The announcers continue to bicker, while Northstar continues pandering ringside fans from within the ring. He'll be in action when we return!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 (We return, and Northstar is already in the ring, nearly dodging a beer cup tossed at him from a rowdy fan. Said fan is not ejected, because quite frankly, security think Northstar sucks just as much as the fans do.) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is for the 24/7 title, it's scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit, already in the ring, accompanied by Jimmy Beard, the OAOAST 24/7 champion....NORTHSTAR! Jimmy Beard holds up Northstar's belt for the world to see. Crowd: We want Sault! We want Sault! *Cue "Dream On" * Cole: Here he comes! He comes !! Anglesault and Northstar meet half way up the ramp. They start brawling like mad men, exchanging hard hitting blows! Northstar tries a vertical suplex but Anglesault counters with one of his own Cole: That's an owie! Coach: Yeah, a major boo boo. After low blowing Anglesault Northstar slinks back to the ring. Crowd: We want Sminky! We want Sminky! Cole: I'm interested to see if a name change equals a strategy change Anglesault rolls into the ring and stomps away at Northstar! Northstar pulls him self up by the ropes and pokes Anglesault on the eye. The former world champion goes back on the assault with a series of knees to the gut. Fall away slam by Anglesault! Cole: Big time move by Anglesault! Anglesault forces Northstar into the corner. He fires off a series of right hands before whipping Northstar into the opposite corner. Northstar dodges an avalanche. Anglesault dodges a clothesline. Northstar eats a super kick for dinner and an elbow drop for dessert! He gets sling shotted into the ropes and back dropped on the rebound! Pin attempt 1....2....kick out! Cole: Slow count! Is this ref in Northstar's pocket? Northstar tastes the sweet cherry tang of Anglesault's Sweet Emotion! The crowd pops huge when the SCREAMS OF NO REPLY is locked on!! Cole: There it is! There it is! Coach: There what is? I'm trying to read TV guide. Cole: There's the Screams of No Reply Coach: Stooopid! That's not until August 31st! Northstar flips out of the hold. He jumps to his feet and hits a pendulum back breaker into a modified dragon sleeper. Cole: This move isn't about making Anglesault tap out. It's about Smink..er...Northstar catching his breath and getting back in control. Anglesault breaks the hold and whips Northstar into the ropes! He takes him down with a half nelson face crusher and goes right back to the Screams of No Reply. Northstar scrambles to the ropes! Back on his feet, he tries to fight Anglesault off but gets knocked down by a DDT! Screams of No reply is locked on once again! Coach: I'm done reading TV Guide and I think it would be wise for Northstar to stay on his feet. If he gets knocked down he's going straight into that dreaded Screams of no reply. Northstar gets his hand on the rope. The ref forces Anglesault to back up towards the center of the ring. Northstar tells the ref to make Anglesault back up farther. Anglesault gives Northstar the finger and charges straight at him! Northstar throws the referee at Anglesault and the two go tumbling down! Cole: He's getting desperate! The ref tries to call for the bell but Anglesault kicks him in the head! He wants this match to continue. Northstar chop blocks his opponent and works over his neck with a series of chinlock variations. Anglesault fights to a standing position. He throws out a barrage of knife edge chops. He flap jacks Northstar into the ropes and proceeds to kick him in the stomach for good measure! Crowd: Bring back Sminky! Bring back Sminky! Coach: On the subject of bringing back things, can we get McDonalds to bring back the Arch Deluxe? Anglesault chops away at Northstar, Booker T style. Northstar's escape attempt is met with a sambo suplex! Anglesault applies Screams of No reply!! Will the FOURTH time be a charm? Crowd: Anglesault! Anglesault! Anglesault Jimmy Beard tosses chalk powder in Anglesault's face! Northstar recovers and hops on top of Anglesault. He gets thrown off just as quick as he got on! Anglesault jumps out of the ring and proceeds to whup the ever loving shit out of Jimmy Beard's punk ass! Cole: Folks we've got to take a commercial break! Coach: We do? (Cut to commercial) (Return from commercial) Cole: We're back folks. Jimmy Beard has been carried away by Randy Savage and Koko B.Ware. Anglesault has had this match under control since you were last with us. Northstar gets tossed to mat by Anglesault's arm drag. Leg lock on Anglesault. Northstar fights out of the hold and crawls to the corner. He goes into a fetal position allowing Anglesault to stomp the proverbial mud hole in him! Northstar: Please stop hurting me! Crowd: Northstar's a pussy! Northstar's a pussy! Anglesault lifts Northstar up and bangs his head against the top turnbuckle. Tornado DDT by Anglesault! Pin attempt 1...2....kick out! Anglesault tosses Northstar shoulder first into the second turnbuckle. He does that two more times before German suplexing him back to the center of the ring! Cole: FINISH HIM! Northstar pulls some money out of his keepads and hands it over to Anglesault. He grabs the money from Northstar's hand, counts it and then shoves it into Northstar's mouth and down his bitch ass throat! Cole: It ain't all about the benjamins for Anglesault! Coach: Good lord! Michael Cole said something clever! Well, I'll be a pig in a corn field! Anglesault gorilla presses his adversary out of ring! The ref begins his count! 1......2.....3.....4.......5.......6.........7... Anglesault: Hell no. It's not ending this way! Anglesault begins to climb out of the ring but gets hit in the face with the 24/7 title by Northstar! He rolls into the ring and pins Sault. 1...2...3! Announcer: Your winner and still 24/7 champion....Northstar! Cole: Just damn it! Northstar parades around the ring with his championship belt. He gives air high fives to his imaginary supporters. The celebration ceremony is cut short when Anglesault drops him with a SWEET EMOTION! Coach: Anglesault is up and Anglesault is pissed! Northstar scrambles towards the exit but gets locked into the SCREAMS OF NO REPLY!!! Crowd: Anglesault! Anglesault! Anglesault! The fans grow silent when General Manager Tim Moysey appears on the video screen. He's sitting in his office and trying his best to get rid of a shit eating grin. Tim Moysey: How's it going Sminkster? You look like you're in a bit of a pickle. No offense to Anglesault but that can't be worse than being held sixty feet from the ground. Can it? I've got to admit part of me didn't want to accept your challenge, Sminky. I just wanted to press charges and let the legal system take care of you. Because, you scared me Sminky. You still scare me, but I'm going to fight you at Angleslam for the 24/7 title! I've got two lessons you need to learn. Don't bite the hand that feeds you and DON'T FUCK WITH TIM MOYSEY! I'll see YOU at Angleslam. Crowd: Kick his ass! Kick ass his! Kick his ass! Cole: Coach! Coach! Coach! Oh boy! Oh boy! Coach! Coach! Coach: I heard it, dag nam it! I done heard the man! Tim Moysey: Oh, one more thing. Anglesault, thank you. Anglesault breaks the anklelock. He walks towards the edge of the ring and gives Tim Moysey the finger! Coach: That's our Anglesault! Cole: Some things never change! Coach: Speaking of change, don't change that channel, because when we come back, we'll show you the footage from earlier in the week. Zack Malibu's Press Conference is NEXT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 *Taped earlier this week* The scene opens in the banquet room of a hotel, location undisclosed. Various members of the press are still arriving, weilding microphones, notepads, cameras, and other devices that will be used to capture the events here today. An unnamed man, clad to the nines in a three piece suit, steps up to the podium. Man:"Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the OAOAST stars in attendance today, I'd like to thank you in advance for coming. It is now time for our press conference, and the first man I'd like to introduce is the General Manager of OAOAST Entertainment's HeldDOWN~! Brand, Mr. Tim Moysey." Applause rises from the crowd, as GM T.M. steps out from behind a curtain, and heads to the podium. Tim shakes hands with the man, and takes a seat. Man:"Next up, a star on the IntenseZone brand, and a former OAOAST World Tag Team Champion...allow me to introduce Peter Cone, also known as Spider-Poet." Poet comes out, clad in casual street attire. Much like Tim, he shakes the "introducers" hand, and seats himself next to Tim. Man:"She was once the driving female force behind Totally Endorsed, but has recently come into her own. Please welcome HeldDOWN's own...Candie!" Candie comes out, greeting Tim, Poet, and the Introducer, and then takes her seat next to the podium. Man:"And now, a man who really doesn't need an elaborate introduction...he is the World Champion of the OAOAST, and the man who called together this conference today. Please welcome Zack Malibu!" More applause from those in attendance, as Zack makes his way out, clad in a suit, and clutching the OAOAST Championship in his hand. Zack shakes hands with Tim, Poet and the Introducer, and gives Candie a quick kiss on the cheek. The Introducer steps down,and stands off to the side, as Zack takes the mic at the podium. ZM:"Ladies and gentlemen, those of the press, Tim, Poet, Candie...thanks to all of you for coming today. I've got several announcements, and while they may not be a huge shock to anyone in attendance here today, I felt that they were large enough in their own right to deserve this get-together, so sue me for looking for excuses for a party." *Crowd chuckles.* ZM:"First things first...last week I was asked a very important question by somebody, a man whom I've grown to have tremendous respect for. This man to my right, Peter Cone. He and I may have not always seen eye to eye, and in our business that's to be expected. However, the past is the past and he's looking forward to his future with his bride. May I just say that I'm looking forward to that to, and want to stand by him at that moment as his best man." The crowd gives out a cheerful applause, as Peter Cone is somewhat taken aback by the confirmation of his query. He stands up and shakes Zack's hand, and the two hug briefly, before Peter takes his seat again. ZM:"Now, with that good news, comes...more good news. For one man, at least. For the last several weeks, I've had to deal with a man worried more about being noticed by brand names than making himself a brand name. I'm talking about Calvin Szechstein, the kingpin behind the stable known as Totally Endorsed. Now, we've seen that Cal has gotten desperate lately, losing sponsors, as well as teammates. This lovely lady right here was right there on the inside, and got out just before the ship sank. So Calvin wants one last shot at redemption, one last shot at the jackpot. That is why I'm here to tell you that Calvin Szechstein will get a title match with me at AngleSlam." The crowd applauds, and members of the press stand up, cameras flashing and weilding recorders. Zack however, does not appear finished. ZM:"People, if we can just settle down for a moment, I've got a bit to add to that. There are a few items I'd like to add. First things first, I'd like to have Candie in my corner at AngleSlam. In fact...I'd like Candie to become my official valet from this point on." Zack turns to look at Candie, who is quite surprised. She eagerly nods yes, as she appears happy to accept the offer. ZM:"...and now, for the final, and perhaps most interesting announcement I have to make here. Several weeks ago I agreed to a match where I had to climb a ladder to save my independence, and not become a member of Totally Endorsed. At AngleSlam, Calvin Szechstein will have to climb the ladder on the HeldDOWN~! brand in more than one way, as the World Title will hang above the ring, with the only way to claim it being to go up, step by step, inch by inch, until it's within your grasp. For those who still haven't caught on, the main event at AngleSlam will be Zack Malibu vs. Calvin Szechstein in a Ladder Match, for the OAOAST World Championship!" Those in attendance are in awe. The press begins to flock the podium, when suddenly the conference room doors burst open, and in walks Calvin, flanked as always by the last remaining T.E. member, Colvid. Calvin heads right for the podium and for Zack, with Tim Moysey and Spider-Poet standing up behind Zack, ready to back him up. Candie stands off to the side, scowling at her former compadre. CS:"A ladder match? So now what, you've got Moysey in your pocket, adding stipulations to cater to your needs? You know what, it's fine with me. I could stand here and complain and trade barbs with you until the sun goes down, but I have no need for it. This ladder match, Zack, it's actually very poetic of you. I find that it's synonomous with your career. Just when you think you're on top, it all comes crashing down." Malibu and Calvin inch closer to one another, as the cameras flash to capture the moment of the staredown. Our cameras close in on both men, neither one giving an inch, until we fade to commercial. 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Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 MC:"How about that! A ladder match will cap off AngleSlam 2!" Coach:"Not just any ladder match, Mikey. An OAOAST World Championship Ladder Match! That should be intense!" MC:"What did I say about plugging the competition?" Coach:"My bad." Smells Like Teen Spirit hits and CWM appears on the stage to wild applause. Cole: This should prove to be a very tense matchup. CWM is facing Naz Mistry, the associate of Hex Machina, perhaps CWM's most hated rival in the OAOAST. Coachman: Naz had better be on the top of his game. Hex has repeatedly goaded CWM and it's a safe bet CWM will be looking to send a message by sending his partner into a world of pain. CWM enters the ring, poised and ready, facing the entrance. "SATAN" echoes throughout the arena, but on the stage appears not Naz... but Hex. Hex is dressed in street clothes, and raises his arms to the boos, smiling. Cole: What is he doing here? But Naz comes through the curtain behind Hex, and heads down to the ring, Hex following. CWM is not happy about this turn of events, and as Naz enters the ring, CWM ignores him and leans over the ropes, shouting at Hex. Hex holds his hands up in an "I just work here" gesture. The bell rings and Naz approaches CWM, who is still facing the outside, but CWM elbows him in the face. The bell rings as Naz goes down, and CWM turns and lays in the stomps to the flailing Naz. Cole: CWM is a house of fire right out of the gate! Coachman: I hope Naz ate his Wheaties! CWM yanks Naz to his feet and tosses him into the corner. CWM climbs the turnbuckle and punches Naz over and over. Hex calmly climbs into the ring. The referee tells him to get out, but Hex's hand flies out and the referee igs down. Cole: What is this?! Hex has no respect for anyone! Coachman: What in the hell does he think he's doing?! Hex grabs the back of CWM's shorts and pulls him off the turnbuckle. CWM falls on his back and quickly gets back to his feet, but before he can react, Hex kicks him in the face. Naz grabs CWM around the knees and Hex holds his arms. Hex pulls two pairs of handcuffs out of his jacket and cuffs CWM's hands behind his back. He gives Naz the other pair and Naz shackles CWM's feet together. Cole: I don't believe this, Hex is not even in this match and he has viciously attacked CWM from behind and shackled him! Coachman: Hex should be suspended! Hex drags CWM to his feet and laughs in his face, as he pulls out a roll of duct tape and tapes CWM's mouth. Hex picks CWM up and throws him over the top rope to the floor. The shackled CWM is unable to break his fall and it looks like he's hurt bad. Cole: Oh my God! We need somebody out here! Coachman: Security and medical! Hex and Naz leave the ring and drag CWM up the ramp and through the curtain. A camera crew catches up to them in the back, and follows as Hex and Naz drag CWM into the parking lot. Hex throws CWM to the ground and kicks him, then opens the trunk of a black BMW. Hex grabs CWM around the armpits and drags him over to the car. He turns to Naz. Hex: Get his feet. Naz looks nervous, and just stands there. Hex drops CWM and walks over to Naz. Naz: Look, Hex, I don't- Hex smacks Naz across upside the head. Hex grabs the back of Naz's mask and pulls him within inches of his face, speaking barely above a whisper. Hex: Get... his... feet. CWM has struggled back to his feet during the delay, but Hex kicks him in the knees and CWM falls again. Naz reluctantly grabs CWM's ankles, and he and Hex hoist CWM into the trunk. Hex slams it closed. Naz: W-What are you gonna do, Hex? I-I mean, this is just an angle, right? You're not- Hex grabs the side of Naz's mask and jerks him around, smacking his face with his free hand as he speaks. Hex: Listen to me. (smack) Go back to the locker room. (smack) Get dressed. (smack) Go to the hotel. (smack) And go to sleep. Naz: But... Hex just looks at Naz, and Naz hangs his head and walks away. Hex turns to the camera crew and speaks in the same tone he used to tell Naz to get CWM's feet. Hex: Give me the camera. The camera is still. Hex: GIVE ME THE F****** CAMERA! They hand it over. Hex hoists it onto his shoulder in time to see them backing away. They turn and run, and Hex walks back over to the trunk. CWM can be heard inside, pounding on the latch. Hex: Sleep tight, angel. Hex gets in the car, sets the camera on the passenger seat and turns it off. Cut to the announce desk. Cole: We... what... Hex has kidnapped CWM and commandeered an OAOAST camera! Coachman: We're doing our best to locate Hex and CWM... this is unprecedented. Cole: Fans, we'll do our best to keep up with the situation. If anything happens during the break, we'll replay it for you, but we've got to cut to break. We'll be right back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 We return to the show, and to the backstage area, where The Dream Machines are backstage with Nova! NOVA I’d like to get your thoughts on the events of the last three days. How are you feeling after losing your titles on Monday? PARKA Why do people always ask how we’re feeling? I feel like crap. My back hurts and I don’t have gold anymore. Luckily the doctors say my back problems aren’t serious and if I rest, apply ice, and take some medicine between now and AngleSlam then I should be able to wrestle. NOVA So you have plans for AngleSlam? PK We have already talked with Featured Attraction and they are more than happy to give us a rematch. Parka will be ready and you know damn well I’ll be ready. NOVA Well good luck to you two and I’ll definitely be looking forward to that match. PARKA Don’t worry. We won’t disappoint you. We’re winning those titles again even if I have to break my back trying! (The Dream Machines walk off as we fade out.) Cole: We're back fans, and we're still trying to get word from CWM, Hex Machina...hell anybody would be good at this point! Replays are shown of CWM being cuffed and locked in the trunk, and Hex taking control of the camera and driving away. Coachman: Hex premeditated this attack to the smallest detail. He struck quickly enough that security was unable to respond in time, and Hex was able to escape the arena with CWM unchallenged. Hex is a sick, calculating criminal! Cole: Wait... ladies and gentlemen, I've just gotten word that we are receiving feed from the stolen video unit, we'll take you to that now! Hex has parked the car on a bridge that towers over a rapidly moving river at least fifty feet below. The camera is on the roof of the car overlooking the water. Neither Hex nor CWM can be seen, but the sound of a trunk opening is heard off camera. Hex: Rise and shine, bitch. Hex comes back into view, dragging CWM with him. Hex positions CWM in front of the camera. Hex: Address your adoring public. Listen up, folks. It will be the last time. He rips the tape from CWM's mouth. CWM: F*** you! You crazy f*****! Hex: Charming to the end. Get ready for a swim, you c*********. Hex drags CWM to the edge, but CWM manages to headbutt Hex in the mouth! Hex puts a hand to his mouth and staggers back. CWM tries to get away, but the shackles hold and he only gets a few feet before Hex drags him back. Hex sits CWM on the edge of the bridge. CWM: Go to hell, you sick f***!. Hex laughs and spits blood in CWM's face. Hex: You first. Hex shoves CWM over the edge and into the RIVER~! Hex takes the camera and tosses it over the edge. The tiny figure of Hex standing on the bridge high above is the last thing seen before a burst of static. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 Once again, the OMINOUS MUSIC~! cues up, as phrases flash up on the screen: Never forget who you were… Never forget who you are… Never forget who you will be… The time grows new… The time grows onward… The time grows old… The new become born… The new become ready… The new become faithful… The onward encompass thoughts… The onward encompass visions… The onward encompass ideas… The old retain knowledge… The old retain wisdom… The old retain words… The words bring guidance… The words bring truth… The words bring lies… The guidance shall be learned… The guidance shall be granted… The guidance shall be given… The truth shall show you… The truth shall guide you… The truth shall free you… The lies shall tempt you… The lies shall haunt you… The lies shall scar you… Who you were is but a child… Who you are is but a man… Who you will be is you… In time you will understand… In time you will feel… In time you will see… You will… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 "Zack... I don't think you know how I really feel about you..." We fade back in on Zack Malibu and Candie, hands joined in the middle of a table as Candie's usually soft voice is even softer tonight, smooth as butter and reassuring Zack. "I feel like... like we're closer than two people should be... like we're connected..." "I know, Candie...you're a great girl..." "...and you're a great guy..." "HE'S ONE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER, TOO!" The locker room door bursts open, and Calvin Szechstein, stepladder in hand, charges into the room, cracking Malibu in the skull with the metal stepladder! Candie screams, bending down to check on Malibu, but Calvin shoves her aside, curious as to Malibu's state himself. Candie rushes forward, trying to attack Szechstein, but Colvid grabs her from behind, easing her into a double chickenwing and talking to her... "Don't worry, Candie... we're not going to hurt Zack... just show him the meaning of a ladder..." Calvin, apparently satisfied, stands up, looking at Colvid, holding Candie, and then looking at Zack's fallen body. Colvid whispers in Candie's ear... "Listen to him... you might learn something." "You wanted to be a casanova, Zack?" Calvin glares down at Malibu's body, as he pushes himself up, blood dripping from a cut on his forehead but Szechstein not caring at all, continuing to speak. "You wanted to be Romeo, and you wanted my running mate to be your Juliet?" "I was never with..." "Shut the hell up, woman, nobody wants to hear from you." Malibu, now in a sitting position, leaps to his feet, looking for a brawl with Szechstein, but Calvin holds up the ladder menacingly, and Malibu backs down, wiping the blood from his face as he coldly stares down Szechstein. "You may think this is a blood feud, Malibu... but I don't hate you. I hate what you've done... but I don't hate you. We're a lot alike, in fact... you'd fit in well with Totally Endorsed..." "I would never sell out..." "You keep telling yourself that, Zack... keep telling yourself that while you wear your suits... gel your hair... you're a walking, talking stereotype, Zack..." Malibu, sensing a moment of weakness from Calvin, rushes him, but Calvin is more brutal this time, sidestepping Malibu and bringing the stepladder around with a huge baseball swing right to the face of Malibu! Zack hits the floor, this time out cold, and Candie's screams are loud... Colvid whispers into her ear to quiet down, but she continues to struggle against him as Szechstein kneels down at Zack's side. "You wanted to be a casanova, Zack Malibu? Romeo died in the end... and your love story will end the exact same way..." Calvin pauses, looking up at Candie. "I'd never hurt you... but if you get in my way..." Calvin looks back down at Malibu. "Zack Malibu, every good story ends well... but every great story ends tragically." Calvin looks back up at Candie. "You've certainly lived a great life, Malibu... beautiful girl... beautiful gold..." Calvin looks back down at Malibu. "Then again... Jaws was great... nobody cried when Jaws died... and nobody will shed a tear for the tragic end to the great story that is your life, Zack Malibu..." "The end is near, Malibu... the tragic ending draws ever closer... at Angle Slam... your screams will have no reply." "Let's hit the road, Colvid. Candie... yeah. I never told you this when we were stablemates... but damn, girl, chill with the eclairs." Calvin winks at her. "Gotta have some wit with your sins. I'll see you at AngleSlam, Malibu. Let's leave." We fade to black on Colvid shoving Candie down... and leaving next to Calvin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 MC: "What a heinous, vicious assault by those two cowards! Calvin Szechstein's gonna get his come AngleSlam, maybe even sooner!" Coach: "Speaking of getting a taste of AngleSlam soon, it's time for our main event. A three way dance for the X Title, featuring the two men who will do battle for that belt come the 31st!" CUE: "Sabotage" by Beastie Boys COLE We're not wasting any time, fans...we are now starting the Triple Threat Elimination Match! -The fans erupt as Axel hops over the guardrail from behind Michael Cole and The Coach before sliding into the ring. COACH JESUS! COLE What? COACH He scared the hell out of me! COLE ...jesus... COACH What?! He Did! Bastard nearly gave me a heart attack! COLE Pansy FINKEL Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match...is a triple threat Elimination match...and is for the OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP! Entering first, from Tasmania, Australia...weighing in at 235 pounds...AXEL! -Axel steps off the turnbuckle and looks off at the entrance way as the lights go out. The fans cheer in anticipation... CUE: "Higher" by Creed -The fans erupt as a purple spotlight hits the entrance way, which is soon occupied by Mad Matt! The Mad One (copyright Ken 2003) slowly walks down the rampway, looking more focused then ever. FINKEL Entering Second...from Peoria, Illinois...weighing in at 211 pounds...MAD MAAAAATT! -The fans erupt as Mad Matt slides into the ring, first staring at Axel, then turning back towards the entrance way. Once again, the lights go out...The fans stir in anticipation... CUE: "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre -BOOM! Red and Gold pyro suddenly explode as the music plays. The fans boo as Ragdoll walks out...uh...Ragdoll walks out!...sonofa...RAGDOLL WALKS OUT! COLE Where is he? COACH He's being fashionably late, stupid...Duh! -The fans are befuzzled...where's the X Champ? Suddenly, there is motion behind the curtain...it's Melanie, the X Title belt resting safely on her shoulder! The fans boo as the Portland Bitch steps out onto the ramp. The fans chant "BULL-SHIT!" as Melanie looks at Mad Matt and Axel. MELANIE Ok...I'm sorry for the delay...Ragdoll recently broke his hand and since been has been worried about being attacked and having it reinjured...so for his safety, he hired a team of Security to surround the ring on his entrance...they're ready now, I think...sorry for the delay, folks! Enjoy the match! COACH Good for him! He knows that there are a lot of savages in this fed, and he wants protection! COLE ...I smell a rat... COACH Your mother's here? Ah, how sweet! -From behind the curtain, Nine or Ten security guards, all wearing riot gear, walk down the ramp. Axel watches all of them closesly, but Mad Matt watches the entry way, his eyes never leaving the curtain. The Security team surround the ring as the lights go out again... CUE: "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre -The fans erupt as the red and gold pyro goes off again...but once again, no Ragdoll...WHAM! Axel suddenly falls to the mat, clutching his head...Mad Matt turns...WHAM! He also falls to the mat! What happened? COLE That Security Guard is reaking havoc! COACH It's Ragdoll! That smart bastard! He pulled a good one! -The security guard quickly takes off his riot helmet, revealing the face of Ragdoll. He quickly sheds the riot vest and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. Mad Matt slowly gets to his knees as Ragdoll grabs his hands! Click! The handcuffs have been locked on both hands around the middle turnbuckle! Mad Matt has been incapacitated! Ragdoll glares at the ref and yells for him to ring the bell as all but two of the Security Team leave the ring area! DING DING DING! COLE DAMNIT! THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY, BUT MAD MATT HAS BEEN HANDCUFFED! WHAT A SNEAKY, COWARDLY MOVE BY RAGDOLL! COACH Smart Move, Mikey! It was a SMART move! -Axel slowly gets to his feet as Ragdoll beckons for him to get up. Axel slowly turns...WHAM! Ragdoll brings him down again with a blatant choke! The ref rushes over from Mad Matt and tries to break Ragdoll away. "YOU WANT MY TITLE, YOU SON OF A BITCH?! YOU HAVE TO EARN IT!" Ragdoll screams before letting go of Axel's throat. Ragdoll quickly moves down to Axel's hand...SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! Axel wriths in pain as he holds his now broken fingers. The fans boos echo through the arena as Ragdoll stands up and smirks. Meanwhile, Mad Matt is frantically trying to get out of his handcuffs, but to no avail. He shouts for the closest ring crew member. "Go get someone that can get me out of these F*cking things!" The RC Member nods and runs to the back as Ragdoll stands next to Mad Matt, laughing. COLE Ragdoll just makes me sick! He's insane! First, he handcuffs Mad Matt to the second turnbuckle, and now he breaks Axel's fingers! He's nuts! COACH No, he is probably the smartest man in the OAOAST...he knows what he has to do to beat these two, and he goes at it the way EVERYONE should: without fear or guilt. Smart man. -Back in the ring, Axel slowly gets to his feet as Ragdoll walks slowly over to him, taunting and laughing the entire time. Axel glares at Ragdoll as he raises his hand, looking for a test of strength, which causes him to laugh and look over at Melanie, who shakes her head. Ragdoll looks back at Axel...WHACK! Ragdoll clutches his chest, courtesy of an Axel chop with his good hand! The fans erupt as Axel delivers another chop...WHACK!...another chop...WHACK! Ragdoll drops to the canvas as Axel plays to the crowd! COLE I don't believe it! Axel is fighting back even after having his fingers broken! -Axel stands over Ragdoll, who starts to beg as he slides backwards...WHAM! A kick to the hand from Ragdoll causes Axel to once again hold his fingers as Ragdoll bounces back up, tackling the Young Australian. WHAM! The crowd groans as Ragdoll drives his knee into the broken left fingers...WHAM!! Axel screams in pain as Ragdoll delivers another knee thrust! Ragdoll quickly stands and picks up Axel, whipping him into the corner opposite of Mad Matt. Ragdoll quickly grabs Axel's bad hand and whips him over towards Mad Matt...Axel hits Mad Matt's legs...WHAM! MAD MATT INADVERTANTLY TRIPPED AXEL INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Axel clutches his forehead as he stumbles back. "THANKS, MATTY!" yells Ragdoll with a laugh. COLE That Bastard Ragdoll! Damn him! -Axel slowly gets to a knee...WHAM! DEVIL DOLL! DEVIL DOLL! DEVIL DOLL! Axel is out! COLE DEVIL DOLL! AXEL'S OUT! COACH Out Cold and Out of the Match! -Ragdoll laughs as the fans boo wildly. Mad Matt franticly tries to squirm free of the handcuffs to help his friend! But...wait...Melanie hands Ragdoll something...it's a pack of Cigarettes! Ragdoll slowly walks over to the opposite corner from Mad Matt and sits down, putting one of the cigarettes into his mouth. He slowly pulls out his solid gold Zippo and lights the cigarette and takes a long pull from it, before blowing the smoke out and glaring at Mad Matt, who has a look of pure hatred on his face. "YOU COWARDLY SON OF A BITCH!" he yells, causing Ragdoll to smirk slightly. COLE That's DAMN RIGHT! Ragdoll is a cowardly son of a bitch! COACH Oh shut up, Micheal! He's doing what needs to be done! These kids think that just because they can add an extra flip off the top rope, they deserve the X Title...well, he's proving them wrong! -Ragdoll slowly gets up as Axel starts to regain his composure. The fans suddenly erupt as the curtain flies open, and out walks Josie, who is carrying a lead pipe! Her eyes have heavy bags under them, and she looks like she hasn't had sleep in awhile! Melanie runs over to the two remaining security guards and tells them to stop her! Josie's eyes are fixed on Ragdoll, who glances at her and smiles a wicked smile before throwing Axel into the corner closest to her. COLE Josie...she needs to get out of here! Ragdoll's insane! COACH That's why there's security here to protect her! -"Hey, Josie...does this remind you of anything?!" Ragdoll smiles wide as Josie watches him, her eyes welling up with tears. Ragdoll quickly grabs Axel's head in the 3/4 Neckbreaker position! He then runs up the turnbuckle...turns...WHAM! SLICED BREAD #3! Axel holds his head as Ragdoll smirks at Josie, who has a look of complete hatred on her face. Ragdoll smiles wide as he picks up Axel...WHAM! Axel's head bounces off the mat, courtesy of a Show Stopper! Josie's had enough, now trying to break through the Security Team. Ragdoll laughs as he covers... COLE NO! NOT LIKE THAT! 1!...2!!....3!!! Dammit! Axel has been eliminated! God Dammit! ELIMINATED: Axel at 9:56 via Show Stopper Pin-Fall -Ragdoll smiles an incredibly cocky grin as he looks at Josie, before telling the Security Team to take her away. The two men quickly grab her by the arms and drag her up the ramp, kicking and screaming. Ragdoll smiles at her again before turning back to Mad Matt. Ragdoll slowly walks over to him and smiles. Suddenly, the fans erupt! The RC Member has returned with a set of keys! Ragdoll's eyes go wide as Matt smiles at him. Ragdoll has to think fast! He quickly walks towards the referee...and trips! Ragdoll "accidentally" sent the ref out of the ring! The RC Member puts the key into the key slot as Ragdoll takes the X Title from Melanie and turns to Mad Matt, who is now free! Matt turns...and he sees Ragdoll with the title! Ragdoll stops in his tracks! COLE Ragdoll's been caught! Get him, Matt! Kick his Ass! -Matt smiles a wide grin as he beckons for Ragdoll to hit him. Ragdoll looks around and notices the ref starting to get up...Ragdoll then tosses the title to Mad Matt and falls down, clutching his head. Matt raises a brow as he looks at the title...and then at the ref, who is now staring right at him! The ref then looks to Ragdoll, who is motionless on the mat! COLE ...Oh good god no...not this way...Oh sweet jesus... -The ref glares at Matt and shakes his head before motioning for the bell to be rung! Mad Matt has been Disqualified! ELIMINATED: Mad Matt at 11:25 by DQ Finkel stands slowly to announce the winner. FINKEL Ladies and Gentlemen...your winner...by DIS-qualification...and STILL...OAOAST X Champion...RAGDOLL! COLE NO! MAD MATT GOT SCREWED! HE NEVER GOT TO GET THE REVENGE HE DESERVES! DAMN THAT RAGDOLL! DAMN HIM! -"Deceptacon" hits the PA system, causing the fans to nearly riot! Ragdoll slowly slides out of the ring into the waiting arms of Melanie, who takes the X Title belt from the ref. Mad Matt is LIVID! He stalks behind the ref...SHADOW OF MADNESS! The ref clutches his neck as he rolls to the outside, unconcious! Mad Matt has cleared the ring, and his eyes are locked on Ragdoll, who slowly walks backwards up the ramp, waving to Matt. COLE THAT SNEAKY BASTARD RAGDOLL! HE SCREWED MAD MATT! THAT COWARD! COACH Calm down, Mike! The good news is Ragdoll is still the X Champion! HA HA! Fans, we gotta take a break! Whoo! Ragdoll's still the champ! COLE If that was a sneak preview of the X Title match for AngleSlam, then I can't wait for it! COACH It's been a wild ride as always, MC. Next week's gonna be even bigger, as we'll be mere days away from the Pay Per View! COLE I'll wager that you're right Coach, and hope that you at home tune in to see for yourselves. I'm Michael Cole for The Coach, and we'll see you next week as the path to AngleSlam goes through HeldDOWN~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2003 PROPS: Calvin Northstar Zack Malibu Parka Ragdoll Hex Rando Jay Mad Matt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
