The One and Only VELOCIDENTIAL Thread for 08.23.03

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Why are they still talking like the Hardy/Gowen match is still happening?

 

Is Hardy going to come out at SummerSlam and declare himself the winner?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The fans kept counting even after Kidman stopped punching.

[Guest Choken One]

Most likely...and if we're lucky...Cena will cut a freestyle with Him and then Kidman and Mysterio rush out and they have a quickie impomptu tag match...

 

Ah but to dream.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Since this is on cable will they show the Gowen footage unedited?

[BifEverchad 0]

Since this is on cable will they show the Gowen footage unedited?

It was edited?

[Guest Choken One]

Sure...But keeping it black and white adds to the seriousness of it...

 

B&W makes something seem more gruesome

[BifEverchad 0]

This Lesnar/Gowen incident is classic!

[Guest Choken One]

JESUS!

[KingPK 0]

And we’ll look back at a classic match, Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect, from SummerSlam 1991.

 

Well, at least I know someone reads my recaps.

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

The juice job looked better than I thought...

[BifEverchad 0]

Once again, Kudos to Zach on the HEAVY blade job..

 

wow..

color Bif impressed..

[Guest Dmann2000]

What was Keith talking about when he said that bladejob wasn't as bad as described...

 

To hell with Muta!

 

Oh and if I have a criticism, Zach's Mom should've lunged at Brock, screaming and beating on his chest, have Brock toss her to the ground sobbing, look at her and then spit on Zach.

 

And Brock should attack his own parents next.

[Guest Choken One]

Have you seen his old man? He could take Brock...

[Guest Choken One]

Haven't SOH squashed Funkai 20 weeks in a row now?

[Guest Dmann2000]

See Zach, all you have to do is sever a major artery and we'll like you

[Guest Choken One]

SOH RULES.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Have you seen his old man? He could take Brock...

Maybe, but he would be the biggest heel in the world if he attacked dear old dad

 

"Did I raise a goddamn bully!"

 

"Look at me damnitt *slap*"

 

"BROCK SMASH!"

[Guest Choken One]

SOH has GREAT mannerisms.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Have you seen his old man? He could take Brock...

Honestly it's either that or Brock has to actually kill someone

[Guest Dmann2000]

I do like how Brock is now...

 

...The Brockinator

[Guest Choken One]

I'd dig if they were in Minnapolis and Dad and Mom were sitting there...and Lesnar gets the hometown pop...

 

Brock mauls on the helpless White Face (let's say Kidman) and Kidman taps a artery...Dad gets up and yells "BROCK! STOP THAT!" Mom looks away...Dad slaps Brock...Brock murders daddy

[Guest Choken One]

I'm diggint this interaction

[Guest Dmann2000]

Awww man I thought that whole Shelton/Shanequa/Bradshaw stuff was a joke

[Guest Choken One]

I was digging Farrooq looking at the magazine

[Guest Dmann2000]

I'd dig if they were in Minnapolis and Dad and Mom were sitting there...and Lesnar gets the hometown pop...

 

Brock mauls on the helpless White Face (let's say Kidman) and Kidman taps a artery...Dad gets up and yells "BROCK! STOP THAT!" Mom looks away...Dad slaps Brock...Brock murders daddy

Yes yes yes, and for once it's something Vince might do because Vince likes Brock!

[Guest Dmann2000]

I'd dig if they were in Minnapolis and Dad and Mom were sitting there...and Lesnar gets the hometown pop...

 

Brock mauls on the helpless White Face (let's say Kidman) and Kidman taps a artery...Dad gets up and yells "BROCK! STOP THAT!" Mom looks away...Dad slaps Brock...Brock murders daddy

Choken, you and me need to book.

[Guest Choken One]

If I book...

 

It's Weekly 30 Minute Match (revolving around Eddy, Benoit, Angle, WGTT, Tajiri, Mysterio)...

 

Multiple Cena Freestyles...and Bradshaw's adventures.

[AmericanDragon 0]

Damn, he actually called the mafia (yakuza) kick.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Well, if I book...

 

It's mega Monster Brock

 

It's Kurt going into Bret-Hart fighting champion style

 

It's Vince heard but not seen...or heard

 

It's Rey remembering he's Cruiserweight champion and fueding with Ultimo

 

It's Eddie Guererro introducing his new bodygaurd...Big Show (Trust me it would work)

[Guest Choken One]

I still think Hardy/TBS is better...

 

TBS was good as the Monster face but it's run it's course again...Time for Fun Show again.