Let's list all the reasons...

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Kane is a big baldheaded monster and he no longer plays with gasoline. Bring in Raven maybe to play mind games with him.

Raven's obviously not coming back to WWE because of how badly they misused him, and he's having better success in MLW and ROH having decent-to-good matches with CM Punk anyway. It's just too bad I can't say the same thing about his TNA treatment(playing Douglas' bitch the majority of the time? What the hell? Is this ECW 1999 when Justin Credible kicked Raven's ass every week?).

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

As I see it, the biggest problems with Raw are:

 

1. Triple H

2. HHH

3. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

4. Paul Levesque

5. "The Game"

6. The world champion

7. "The Cerebral Assassin"

8. The former Terra Ryzin

9. A stringy-haired steroid freak with a big nose

10. Kane (I find him boring)

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i'd say the commentry team are fucking abysml

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i'd say the commentry team are fucking abysml

Definitely. Here's the commentary of Raw every week, brought to you by Stacker 2 YJ Steroids:"Feel the needle up your ass-uhhh!":

 

JR:"Bah Gawd! Chris Jericho didn't shake Kevin Nash's hand backstage! The pompous, arrogant son of a bitch! Dayamn his soul to hayell!"

 

Lawler:"Yahoo! Puppies, puppies, puppies! Legs from Stacy Keibler, yeeeoowww! Oh...Trish! I'd like some Stratusfaction!"

 

And:

 

JR:"Lahke him or not, HHH is the best in the business, ladies and gintlemin! He's the Werld Heavyweight Champion! Evolution is truly dominant with a 3rd generation superstar lahke Randy Orton on the rahse!"

 

Lawler:"Oh...don't hurt Trish's puppies, Gail! They're so voluptuous!" *Lawler faints*

[Guest MikeSC]

i'd say the commentry team are fucking abysml

Definitely. Here's the commentary of Raw every week, brought to you by Stacker 2 YJ Steroids:"Feel the needle up your ass-uhhh!":

 

JR:"Bah Gawd! Chris Jericho didn't shake Kevin Nash's hand backstage! The pompous, arrogant son of a bitch! Dayamn his soul to hayell!"

 

Lawler:"Yahoo! Puppies, puppies, puppies! Legs from Stacy Keibler, yeeeoowww! Oh...Trish! I'd like some Stratusfaction!"

 

And:

 

JR:"Lahke him or not, HHH is the best in the business, ladies and gintlemin! He's the Werld Heavyweight Champion! Evolution is truly dominant with a 3rd generation superstar lahke Randy Orton on the rahse!"

 

Lawler:"Oh...don't hurt Trish's puppies, Gail! They're so voluptuous!" *Lawler faints*

I do think Ross is decent --- but he's stuck trying to get the idiotic crap that RAW churns out over and that will make anybody seem like Schiavone (I have not actually watched RAW since early June (before Kane unmasked) and feel no loss whatsoever in that).

-=Mike

...Who said when he came back that people will BEG for Heyman to return to the table because he was infinitely better as an announcer than the King.

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I can sing along to the Bischoff song....its just so freaking awesome!

 

"I'm Back!

I'm Better Than Ever!

I'm Back!

To Making Things Better!"

we would also have accepted:

 

I'm Back!

And better than ever,

gotta knack,

for makin' things better,

face the facts,

cuz your opinion don't matter,

this-uh maniac,

is gonna step on whoever

 

...and they used "Beutiful Day" instead? Come on!

[Guest Trivia247]

did anyone mention that 3 out of 4 mcMahons were on twice as many times as wrestlers had matches???

 

um everyone?

 

Ok

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Ross has managed to become a shell of a shell of his former self.

 

It's quite amazing thing to witness, but absolutely horrible to listen to.

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

Ross has managed to become a shell of a shell of his former self.

 

It's quite amazing thing to witness, but absolutely horrible to listen to.

He's still better than Michael Cole.

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He's still better than Michael Cole.

At least Cole doesn't always talk about "damning [insert heel here]'s soul to hell" every week for no reason, or yelling a top wrestler's name constantly:"Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!"

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King's pretty bad aswell, fucking pervert