Kane and the Az Gas Shortage

[Guest Gendo]

Ok now I know the reason for the gas shortage in Az where I live. Freaking Kane stole all the gas here to set his dumpster on Fire and now I have to wait 40 minutes at the pump. Kane, VinnieMac, and Kinder Morgan are all in it together so that the WWE could recoup money off falling ticket sales and make me pay 3.50 a gallon.

 

Seriously though I almost cried when Kane had all those gas cans. People have been selling those for like 100 dollars a piece.

[Art Sandusky]

Ha, I totally forgot about this.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

I heard something happened in Phoenix and Tucson, but I didn't know what it was. Now, I know.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I think Kane got Big Show to hook him up with some cheaper natural gas. All it cost Kane was $50 worth of food from Taco Bell. Plus, Kane won free Gas for a year off the peel and play cups, so now he has enough gas to light people on fire for the next 12 months.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Hahaha! That reminds me of what happened the other day. I was riding in the car with two of my friends and one of my friend's mother to Taco Bell to eat. But first we stopped at the gasstation. Well, some guy asking for donations talked to us, while we were in the street driving, and the mother said we were going to get gas! I laughed out loud, because she was right! Pun intended, pun intended indeed.

[Ultra Violence]

Hahaha! That reminds me of what happened the other day. I was riding in the car with two of my friends and one of my friend's mother to Taco Bell to eat. But first we stopped at the gasstation. Well, some guy asking for donations talked to us, while we were in the street driving, and the mother said we were going to get gas! I laughed out loud, because she was right! Pun intended, pun intended indeed.

lol