Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 With wit like your last post, it just may make a stupendous return to glory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 31, 2003 I'm srunk aqnd barly coherenbt, and horny,.....I am now Wal-mart's target market, *eats banana* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Correction, Im drunk and barely coherent, thus making up a good chunk of Wal mart's target audience... 25 beers and counting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 For some reason, that link in Boo's sig won't load for me. Anyone want to tell me what it is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 african women with tits to the knees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Doesn't it turn you on.... ??????? PREPS FOR Backlash Sobering up a wee bit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Actually I feel quite bad for the women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 RHTITE, your sig is awesome. One question though, what the hell is that in your avatar? It looks like a Pokemon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 I don't know dude, but he's pretty hypnotizing isn't he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 RHTITE, your sig is awesome. One question though, what the hell is that in your avatar? It looks like a Pokemon. It's a galloping, green penis! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 That was my first thought when I saw it. but... where does it come from and what does it mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 1, 2003 The Green Cockstrider of Netheril is a rare creature indeed. Borne of sexual misadventures between the lower caste of gods, the cock was regarded as an infidel, and removed due to the lower gods' pursuit of ascention. The removed godprick was flung into the Void, and left to its own devices. The regenerative qualities of the gods is also in their detatched genitalia, however, so the diseased ungodcocks continue to live. Older ones have evolved small, but sturdy, legs which they use to prance in place. They are to be respectfully admired. If you do so, a small smile will gradually creep across your face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 That works. Why is it all the grind heads have all the answers? While us black metal kids just look for things to burn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 1, 2003 It's because of the Nasum. Get their shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Anything if it means I am one step closer to understanding the cockstrider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anakin Flair 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Answer this, please. Why is it no matter WHERE you are in the nation, a Wal-Mart will have people with Confederate paraphernalia and southern accents running the place? Illinois and Wisconsin both have this phenomenon, and for all I know, the same in Massachusetts, Washington State, Nova Scotia, et cetera. Do they have a Redneck Factory down in Bentonville, Arkansas, and the deploy hicks to each Wal-Mart location? Wait... there are Americans in Massachusettes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 2, 2003 I forgot to mention my disgust in the fact that Wal-mart has had its Xmas Aisles set for 3 weeks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted September 3, 2003 I forgot to mention my disgust in the fact that Wal-mart has had its Xmas Aisles set for 3 weeks ....IN AUGUST?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 3, 2003 Exactly... in August, Xmas balls, singing Santas...its all there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 6, 2003 Went back to Wal-mart today, saw a woman walk bow-leggedly pushing a shopping cart, a retarded girl touched my shoulder from behind and when I turned to look who tapped me she stuck her mug in my face and grinned, and I was 10 feet away from a kid whose mother left in the shopping cart's seat portion as she checked out movies... the kid stood up, slipped, and landed head over heels on the hard Wal-mart floor... the manager swamped him and made me sign a Witness waiver... plus a used car lot/dump started on fire nearby and traffic had to be rerouted off Green Bay's main in road through the Wal-mart parking lot.... Crazy ass Wally's World... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2003 But did any Christmas decorations get damaged? Oh, this is kinda related to a Wal-Mart story (can't believe I forgot about this): Sunday night when my better half and I were returning from Wal-Mart (wait, it was SUPER Wal-Mart), we stopped off at this restaurant called Kings. Anyway we were sitting there when all of a sudden our waitress starts putting tables together and placed at least a dozen kids menus. I cringed. Minutes later these three black women (one of them at least 7 months pregnant) come in with 18 KIDS!!! We counted. And no, there was no hint of this being a birthday party -- it looked like a regular family outing. My favorite line was when one of the kids shouted, err asked, for some grahmcrackers and one of the "adults" said, "You ain't getting no goddamn grahmcrackers boy, now shut the hell up." Needless to say I didn't stay around to order ice cream. And boy did our waitress look mad (MikeSC, if you read this, I'm sure you know why she was mad)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Went to Wal-mart last night, and a bunch of inbred looking people were in Pets, the "Mom" had a wired "hump" prodding out of her side and the "Kids" were all triangle faced... lovely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
