Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 Nicely done. <g> What was the movie? The local dollar theater has been doing James Bond movies every so often. Last night was the Dalton Double feature. The Living Daylights and Flash Gordon. You could've posted pictures of you naked and covered in baby oil with Pam Grier and I still would've left.
Firestarter Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 Bah. If it had been a Roger Moore double feature I would've understood. But Dalton?!
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 Oh and they don't CALL IT the Dalton Double Feature, that's what I dubbed it. I'm buddies with the owner and suggested the pairing.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 Bah. If it had been a Roger Moore double feature I would've understood. But Dalton?! I'm a huge Dalton fan, mainly because he was the most REAL of the Bonds. He's the only one who really stuck to Fleming's vision and he and Connery are the only ones I buy as actual killers. Plus, License to Kill was my first Bond movie, so he's a sentimental favorite.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 I picked Option C, I'm less harmful this way. I'm a total ass (By everyone else's standards) in real life: -I abused puppies and a kitten -I had a seventeen year old prostitute arrested for my own pleasure, but I claimed to be of a higher moral authority* -I own a copy of Mein Kampf -I hate the Beatles -I killed two chickens because I was hungry -I "collect" money *Since her mother was happy that she was gone, I couldn't find a way to collect money from her.
DangerousDamon Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 Who cares what people think, Prototype? I don't! Say it with me, folks: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me. I said it. I think it's making me feel a little better. I'm still a little uncool.
Guest Sigmund Freud Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 I believe someone called for me? Ah, here we go. I picked Option C, I'm less harmful this way. I'm a total ass (By everyone else's standards) in real life: -I abused puppies and a kitten -I had a seventeen year old prostitute arrested for my own pleasure, but I claimed to be of a higher moral authority* -I own a copy of Mein Kampf -I hate the Beatles -I killed two chickens because I was hungry -I "collect" money *Since her mother was happy that she was gone, I couldn't find a way to collect money from her. Mr. Logan, your actions appear to be based upon some basal instinct to shock others. Ultimately this is no way to become popular, as soon you will reach a point where you can go no further with your actions without becoming truly abnormal. You must accept the fact that you are an individual not because of what you do, but who you are. Once you embrace your innate singularity, your need to do these unsavoury actions will diminish, and as a result you will become more comfortable with yourself and you will be better liked by your peers.
justsoyouknow Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 ^ Greatest gimmick poster since Metal Ed. Here's an interesting fact for you kids: 1 in 6 people think that they're "cool". Now, with about 6 billion people in the world, that would mean that there's 1 billion "cool" people. Does that seem right to anyone?
Guest TheGame2705 Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 ^ Greatest gimmick poster since Metal Ed. Here's an interesting fact for you kids: 1 in 6 people think that they're "cool". Now, with about 6 billion people in the world, that would mean that there's 1 billion "cool" people. Does that seem right to anyone? Not at all. I'd say a quarter of that.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 ^ Greatest gimmick poster since Metal Ed. Eh, clearly standards have gone down.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 ^ Greatest gimmick poster since Metal Ed. Eh, clearly standards have gone down. banky, you know you love me.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 ^ Greatest gimmick poster since Metal Ed. Eh, clearly standards have gone down. banky, you know you love me. I think he was talking about Sigmund Freud. Marney's Life Partner gimmick was better than Metal Ed....and I mean that.
justsoyouknow Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 How many posts has Marney's Life Partner had? The gimmick hasn't had a chance to pan out yet. Metal Ed was hilarity, every single post. Marney's Life Partner? Hit and miss.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 That Mysterious One guy was pretty decent...
Ripper Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Am I cool? Am I COOL? I'm cool as...something that...isn't very warm... wait... I suck at this. Um...Polkeroo is the last great gimmick poster.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Am I cool? Am I COOL? I'm cool as...something that...isn't very warm... wait... I suck at this. Um...Polkeroo is the last great gimmick poster. I wouldn't say that. Your gimmick of being exceptionally ghey and bitchy is fairly clever.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 How many posts has Marney's Life Partner had? The gimmick hasn't had a chance to pan out yet. Metal Ed was hilarity, every single post. Marney's Life Partner? Hit and miss. Who are you?
Ripper Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Am I cool? Am I COOL? I'm cool as...something that...isn't very warm... wait... I suck at this. Um...Polkeroo is the last great gimmick poster. I wouldn't say that. Your gimmick of being exceptionally ghey and bitchy is fairly clever. I'll never be half the bitch that you are.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 I believe someone called for me? Ah, here we go. I picked Option C, I'm less harmful this way. I'm a total ass (By everyone else's standards) in real life: -I abused puppies and a kitten -I had a seventeen year old prostitute arrested for my own pleasure, but I claimed to be of a higher moral authority* -I own a copy of Mein Kampf -I hate the Beatles -I killed two chickens because I was hungry -I "collect" money *Since her mother was happy that she was gone, I couldn't find a way to collect money from her. Mr. Logan, your actions appear to be based upon some basal instinct to shock others. Ultimately this is no way to become popular, as soon you will reach a point where you can go no further with your actions without becoming truly abnormal. You must accept the fact that you are an individual not because of what you do, but who you are. Once you embrace your innate singularity, your need to do these unsavoury actions will diminish, and as a result you will become more comfortable with yourself and you will be better liked by your peers. I recently had a few tarot readings done on me, all had the same cards come up. They all revolved around a sigle theme, I need to stop taking dynamic actions, and stop living in my fantasy world.
Guest Sigmund Freud Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 I believe someone called for me? Ah, here we go. I picked Option C, I'm less harmful this way. I'm a total ass (By everyone else's standards) in real life: -I abused puppies and a kitten -I had a seventeen year old prostitute arrested for my own pleasure, but I claimed to be of a higher moral authority* -I own a copy of Mein Kampf -I hate the Beatles -I killed two chickens because I was hungry -I "collect" money *Since her mother was happy that she was gone, I couldn't find a way to collect money from her. Mr. Logan, your actions appear to be based upon some basal instinct to shock others. Ultimately this is no way to become popular, as soon you will reach a point where you can go no further with your actions without becoming truly abnormal. You must accept the fact that you are an individual not because of what you do, but who you are. Once you embrace your innate singularity, your need to do these unsavoury actions will diminish, and as a result you will become more comfortable with yourself and you will be better liked by your peers. I recently had a few tarot readings done on me, all had the same cards come up. They all revolved around a sigle theme, I need to stop taking dynamic actions, and stop living in my fantasy world. See! I rock...
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Am I cool? Am I COOL? I'm cool as...something that...isn't very warm... wait... I suck at this. Um...Polkeroo is the last great gimmick poster. I wouldn't say that. Your gimmick of being exceptionally ghey and bitchy is fairly clever. I'll never be half the bitch that you are. Or half the brain I have.
Ripper Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Am I cool? Am I COOL? I'm cool as...something that...isn't very warm... wait... I suck at this. Um...Polkeroo is the last great gimmick poster. I wouldn't say that. Your gimmick of being exceptionally ghey and bitchy is fairly clever. I'll never be half the bitch that you are. Or half the brain I have. Lets see...be half the bitch and half as smart...I'll take that deal. ... bitch.
justsoyouknow Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 How many posts has Marney's Life Partner had? The gimmick hasn't had a chance to pan out yet. Metal Ed was hilarity, every single post. Marney's Life Partner? Hit and miss. Who are you? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that formal introductions are required. All that you need to know is that I've been a member much longer than you have, I just don't feel the need to whore myself out. If you're pissed because I don't like Marney's Life Partner, that's just fine. I could give two shits. Justsoyouknow.
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Hey. Once either of you have TEN POSTS, come back and talk about "formal introductions" and all that jazz. Once you get ESTABLISHED like me, then you can have some clever gimmick where you use your posting name as a tagline as well, thus bringing meaning to the name. But not before you break the glass ceiling. TEN POSTS. Get to work.
justsoyouknow Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Ten posts were done a long time ago. As far as gimmicky names, how goes yours? Man In Black is a Johnny Cash reference, so Man In White would be the opposite....Willie Nelson?
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 Just a name. I mean HEY! I see some big number by your post count. TEN POSTS. Elsewise I'll file your complaints under "N" for "not having ten posts." (In all seriousness, I'm just goofin' anyway.)
Stephen Joseph Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 this thread is getting ghey people trying to prove coolness ooh ahh... please
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 HOLY CHRIST!! 4044?! You better get to backwards work, man.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 How many posts has Marney's Life Partner had? The gimmick hasn't had a chance to pan out yet. Metal Ed was hilarity, every single post. Marney's Life Partner? Hit and miss. Who are you? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that formal introductions are required. All that you need to know is that I've been a member much longer than you have, I just don't feel the need to whore myself out. If you're pissed because I don't like Marney's Life Partner, that's just fine. I could give two shits. Justsoyouknow. Oh I'm sorry, I've just never seen you contribute anything worthwhile to anything. justsoyouknow.
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