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If I can't be a post whore, can I be a post romantic? You know, really warm up to the thread, get to know it, and then take it out.

 

THEN we'll fuck.

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Guest Choken One
:huh: Benjamin goes insane!?

After weeks of Accusations he dresses in Drag PROVING he isn't Shaniqua and Bradshaw laughs and WGTT murder APA and lay them to waste like.

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Guest Coffey

I'm posting in this thread in case something happens on Smackdown. If something goes down, I can say I was there.

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Guest Choken One

OOOOOK.

 

Added to my Smackdown FB...

 

Tajiri wrestles Mysterio to a 15 minute ****3/4 Draw...and Eddy cuts a promo and Cena cuts promos and we're happy...

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I doubt they'll get 15 minutes.

 

Probably 8 or 9, unless they throw a commercial in the middle or something.

UNLESS?

 

You and I both know there will be a commercial break right in the middle of the match, right as we all REALLY start to get into the match.

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Guest Coffey

...and the commercial break is why the match will be eight or nine minutes. Six minute match with two to three minutes of UPN commercials.

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I'd fault them for the commercial breaks in the middle of the matches, but they're trying to sell the PPV's as best they can. When they offer a taste of a good product, then advertise longer matches with no commercials on PPV, it's a fairly effective system to sell it. If you can deliver the quality wrestling, that is.

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When they give me a commercial break just as I'm really starting to get into a match, it pisses me off almost to the extent where I just don't give a shit anymore.

 

Maybe that's just me though.

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Guest Coffey

Bah. It gives me a chance to piss and get a refill before the finish.

 

It's free TV, so we know that the commercial breaks are coming. Besides, in WWE land we're lucky if we get any matches on the free TV shows.

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I don't want to take a piss or get something to eat durring a great match.

 

Call me crazy, but I want to see the match instead.

 

Have the commercials before or after the match, there's plenty of time to do so.

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the commercial break harkens me back to the days of WCW Saturday Night..

 

"We'll keep the tape machines rolling!"

Oh sweet memories.

 

*ahem*

 

If you weeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll.

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True, but it gives you another reason to buy live show tickets or the PPV's...

It gives me a reason to get pissed off. Not ONCE as I'm watching a match and they go to a commercial, not once have I went...

 

"Well golly gee, I guess I'll buy a ticket to their every show so I don't have to put up with this shit."

 

...once again, maybe that's just me. It just pisses me off, because they do it totally on purpose.

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I should have been at Raw and

Smackdown since they were both in my home state. It sucks to be broke. If this Smackdown ends up owning, I'll never forgive myself.

Dan, know anyone else in BR who's a fan? Maybe we could pool together and buy a non-ass PPV, should one ever come out of the WWE.

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I should have been at Raw and

Smackdown since they were both in my home state.  It sucks to be broke.  If this Smackdown ends up owning, I'll never forgive myself.

Dan, know anyone else in BR who's a fan? Maybe we could pool together and buy a non-ass PPV, should one ever come out of the WWE.

Teke, ass or not, I haven't missed a PPV in 2 years. I don't plan on it either. I knew I remembered you being from this area as well. I've got some friends who are fans, and an old high school friend, me, and his roomate are always watching them. I'd have no problem getting together.

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Guest wwF1587

so is taker going to tap to the ankle lock or stay in it for five minutes and make a heros escape bullshit..... FINAL predictions right now bitch.. I predict he wont

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so is taker going to tap to the ankle lock or stay in it for five minutes and make a heros escape bullshit..... FINAL predictions right now bitch.. I predict he wont

Either way, he'll stay in the hold too long, and do his "moaning" that sounds like he's getting a massage from a big-breasted Swedish masseuse rather than having muscles and tendons twisted in unnatural ways.

 

"Ahhh...ahhhhhh....ahhhhh..."

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Taker's sounds during matches have been the source of MUCH comedy over the years. If you can, go back and watch Summerslam 01 where he starts pounding away at DDP in the corner. WTF? I can't watch it anymore because of the career killing that went on to take place as the match progressed, but it is funny nonethless.

 

Taker WILL NOT lay down clean for Angle because he did sop for Brock, who in turn jobbed out to Angle, meaning Taker has to reset the system of chacks and balances.

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Taker's sounds during matches have been the source of MUCH comedy over the years. If you can, go back and watch Summerslam 01 where he starts pounding away at DDP in the corner.

 

Got the DVD, but haven't seen that match in a while...I believe it was the cage match where the BoD let Kanyon escape the cage, but then beat the unholy hell out of DDP. Taker was trash talking him in the corner, right?

 

I forget what he said...

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Guest wildpegasus

From GameFaqs Message Board

Dark Matches/Velocity

Alter Boy Luke & Mortis d. 2 OVW guys (I think)

Rhyno d. Jimmy Yang

 

Billy Gunn & Jamie Noble d. F.B.I

Billy Kidman d. Nunzio

Sean O'Haire d. Orlando Jordan

Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore d. Funaki & Ultimo Dragon

 

WWE Tag Title Match: World's Greatest Tag Team d. A.P.A

Chris Benoit d. A-Train

WWE Title Match: Kurt Angle vs Undertaker went to a no-contest after interference from Brock Lesnar.

Torrie Wilson d. Dawn Marie, Sable, and Nidia in a Bourbon St. Bikini Contest (everyone seemed to wear mardi gras beads, then tossed em to the crowd and had mask on too)

WWE Cruiserweight: Rey Mysterio d. Tajiri (timed it, went around 7-10 minutes and this was the main event well unless you include Vince's segment)

Vince comes out, and Brock basicaly kills Zach Gowen.

---

 

Benoit vs A-Train, Rey vs Tajiri-Looks like a Thumbs Up!

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