The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[caboose 0]

ME! ME! ME!

 

Oh wait...

 

...You bastard.

 

::Kicks CWM, in the balls::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

ME! ME! ME!

 

Oh wait...

 

...You bastard.

 

::Kicks CWM, in the balls::

*CWM laughs*

 

CWM: you kick like a girl

[caboose 0]

::Kicks again::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Blocks the kick and dragon screw leg whips 'boose*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose clutches his knee and forgets he can no-sell...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM goes for the Insecticide Lock*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose hobbles away in fear::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM gloats*

[caboose 0]

::Vows revenge and shakes fist angrily at CWM::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*laughs and points*

[caboose 0]

::Throws Christian style tantrum::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*smokes a Joint*

[caboose 0]

::Asks for a hit...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...

 

oh. alright.

 

::passes the spliff*

[caboose 0]

::Woot~! Caboose takes a hit passes out due excessive tiredness::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM puts caboose's hand in a bowl of warm water...hilarity ensues.*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose awakes to find himself with yellow sheets::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM takes a picture*

[caboose 0]

::Smashes camera over CWM's head::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*blades*

[caboose 0]

::Measures 0.1 muta, so Caboose help out and takes a CROCODILE DUNDEE SIZED KNIFE~! to CWM's face::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Passes out*

[caboose 0]

::Now its Caboose's turn to put CWM's hand in hot water::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

ah fuck

[caboose 0]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM kips up and superkicks Caboose*

[caboose 0]

::Grabs CWM's foot, spins him around and delivers a Stunner::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM Sells like a mofo to celebrate his 13,000 post*

[caboose 0]

::Joins in celebration of CWM's 13,000th post by stunnering him again::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Does the Rocky flipping sell*