Guest Nater Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 Word has it that WWF just signed Our Lord and Savior, Jesus. Next thing you know, your gonna tell me that Angle is too good to work with Jesus?
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 Where did that come from? That statement just totally came out of left field. And how do you compare Edge to Jesus?
Guest Nater Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 The Hair. Goatee. Coat can sub for a Robe in a sillouette. He's performed some miracles (getting a belt) more stuff im sure.. I'm waiting for Buddha's Nirvana Ghost vs. Shinto Demon Spirit Aku yes.. i am tired and posting, very dangerous
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 If Edge is Jesus, who is the Devil?
Guest Nater Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 McMahon Hes always making deals and contracts (for souls no doubt) His skin is red, specially when hes mad or wrestling.. Conniving bastard.. Nobody ever listens to the warnings about him.. Hes horny.
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 Yes, that would make sense. So: Edge is Jesus, Vince is Satan...Flair must be God...that leaves the Holy Ghost...hmmm... Sorry, going off on a wrestling/Catholic cross-over thang here.
Guest notJames Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 I'm sorry, it gets a little boring after the 300th time! Can you guess why I'm smiling? ::runs away trying to avoid getting hit with Anglesault's newly-won Hardcore belt::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2002 Report Posted April 4, 2002 I'm sorry, it gets a little boring after the 300th time! Can you guess why I'm smiling? ::runs away trying to avoid getting hit with Anglesault's newly-won Hardcore belt:: ::Throws the belts at James.:: Why are you smiling?
Guest Nater Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Olympic Slam!! Olympic Slam!! Olympic Slam!! thank you JR
Guest Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 I don't recall in the bible Jesus ever "reeking of awesomeness" or hanging out with a fat vampire. But, as always, I could be wrong.
Guest Nater Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 I don't recall in the bible Jesus ever "reeking of awesomeness" or hanging out with a fat vampire. But, as always, I could be wrong. Reeking of Awesomeness aka Holy Aura.. That "phat" vampire was Judas, who thought it would be "dope" to sell out ol' J.C
Guest Anglesault Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 I don't recall in the bible Jesus ever "reeking of awesomeness" or hanging out with a fat vampire. But, as always, I could be wrong. Reeking of Awesomeness aka Holy Aura.. That "phat" vampire was Judas, who thought it would be "dope" to sell out ol' J.C I thought Christian would be Judas... EDIT: Maybe Christian is Simon Peter, who denied him three times. But who does that make Kurt?
Guest DebilitatorX Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Edge is the next Bret: - The Canadian heritage. - Both have had a heated feud with a jealous younger brother. - Figure-Four Edgelock, Sharpshooter...hmm. - Both have been multiple-time I.C. champs. - Both have been multiple-time tag team champs and been involved in highly successful tag teams with family members. - Both have been the King of the Ring. - Both like to wear sunglasses indoors. - Both own approximately 1,004 pairs of tights - Bret feuded with Bob Backlund in 1994. In 2000, Backlund served (briefly) as the mentor of Kurt Angle...who is now feuding with Edge. Bret first entered the WWF in 1983, but didn't break out as a main eventer until 1992...nine years later. Edge first entered the WWF in 1998, which means that he has until 2007 to fufill the Hitman Prophecy.
Guest Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 How Dare you Compare Edge to Bret! Edge will Never be in his league. I Pity Da Fool who thinks other wise.
Guest treble charged Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Edge has 4 letters, Bret has 4 letters. Hmmm, I wonder if they have the same handicap?
Guest notJames Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 But who does that make Kurt?<!--emo& Angle is the footpath on the way to Golgotha. EdgeJesus walks on him on his way up the hill of skulls to his final place at the top, where he will eventually be sacrificed on the "cross" i.e. HHH (his new logo), and left to die.
Guest Brian Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Christopher Daniels is the Fallen Angel, now the WWF has to hire him.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edge is the next Bret: - The Canadian heritage. - Both have had a heated feud with a jealous younger brother. You call that Christia feud "heated." I cal it "eh..." Ok, so Edge is Jesus Gangrel is Judas Christian is Simon Kurt is Pilate HHH is... Austin is... Rocky is... Regal is...
Guest Brian Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Austin should be the devil, no doubt. So bad that he's good. And we can't help but like him. Rock's like John, sort of the first coming and a preacher man. He shall baptize Edge before he's elevated. HHH is Harod, who tries to bury Jesus before he reaches manhood.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Austin should be the devil, no doubt. So bad that he's good. And we can't help but like him. Rock's like John, sort of the first coming and a preacher man. He shall baptize Edge before he's elevated. HHH is Harod, who tries to bury Jesus before he reaches manhood. Vince is Satan.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Christopher Daniels is the Fallen Angel, now the WWF has to hire him. Wasn't Satan a fallen Angel?
Guest treble charged Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 I'm thinking HHH is Goliath. I don't know why...
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 so chris daniels is satan then?? man I'm confused
Guest Anglesault Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 so chris daniels is satan then?? man I'm confused Hell, I'm confused too.
Guest Shawn Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 I'm thinking HHH is Goliath. I don't know why... I'd say Bigt Show is Goliath since he's always jobbing to little guys...
Guest Brian Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Satan wasn't really a fallen angel, becuase he was something like disgraced from Heaven. I like the Vince is satan thing, but Stone Cold's more of the fabled satan. The guy so bad but you can't refuse what he has. I mean, Stone Cold protects his spot like hell and does bad things (as his character), but nobody ever notices because what he offers them is so enticing, in his performance (both smarks and marks alike).
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