HHH, The New Slurms McKenzy

[Guest wrestlingbs]

What is with HHH promoting WJ Stinger every second. That promo with him comparing Goldberg to a can of WJ Stinger was equal to Homer comparing women to refrigerators! Is this because Hollywood doesn't want him?

[Guest Choken One]

You know HHH sees those RUNDOWN commericals and thinks back to Summerslam 1998

 

"But I uh was supposed to uh be the star uh"

[Guest Coffey]

Already posted...

[Guest mickberna]

I think it's awesome that this thread contained a Futurama reference.

 

And I was dying at that HHH segment. It was so blatant. It was like product placement from the 50's... "I am the Game, and I'm that damn good... and Lucky Strike brand cigarettes are damn good too. The smooth, rich taste keeps my nerves steady when I have to face Goldberg in the ring." *flexes, spits smoke*

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

So how does Goldberg give you gas?

[Guest wrestlingbs]

So how does Goldberg give you gas?

Because he's so filling?

[Ripper 0]

I think it's awesome that this thread contained a Futurama reference.

 

And I was dying at that HHH segment. It was so blatant. It was like product placement from the 50's... "I am the Game, and I'm that damn good... and Lucky Strike brand cigarettes are damn good too. The smooth, rich taste keeps my nerves steady when I have to face Goldberg in the ring." *flexes, spits smoke*

I would put that in my sig if I weren't such a mark for my own made up sayings and wanting to keep the word ass-rape in my sig.

[Guest wwF1587]

So how does Goldberg give you gas?

i didnt understand that either.. Helmsley needs to work on his advertising.. no wander hollywood thinks he sucks

[Guest Trivia247]

HHH: Hi im Hunter Hearst Helmsley you might have seen me on captivative Programs like Raw and Summerslam....but tonight I want to talk to you about the many miracle uses of....Ass cream.

 

sorry for some reason I remember that skit with Christian running around with Ass cream

[Ripper 0]

HHH: Hi im Hunter Hearst Helmsley you might have seen me on captivative Programs like Raw and Summerslam....but tonight I want to talk to you about the many miracle uses of....Ass cream.

 

sorry for some reason I remember that skit with Christian running around with Ass cream

Ass Cream...what the fuck was that even suppose to mean. Who would make a product called ass cream? That was the dumbest running gag they had on Raw..

 

"Look, its Christans bag...and it has ASS CREAM in it!!! Lets point and laugh at him!!!"

[Guest Palumbo the Janitor]

Hand me the plunger. I'm going in.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Ass cream is one of those jokes that the WWE pulls out every other show that just aren't funny. I'm talking about those jokes that even a five year old has grown out of, but the faces laugh at like it's the funniest thing ever.