Guest SweetNSexyDiva Posted September 13, 2003 Report Posted September 13, 2003 Have some fun with your telemarketer!
Guest Billy Stark Posted September 13, 2003 Report Posted September 13, 2003 "!you hear Can't. up breaking, VROOOOM!"
TheFranchise Posted September 13, 2003 Report Posted September 13, 2003 either! you hear cant I coincidence, a that's Wow,
Papacita Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger. Cute. I just cuss at them in a Jamaican accent. Works well enough for me.
Guest wwF1587 Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 ya know i told one of them when they asked "is so and os here" i didnt tell them it was me, instead i said "no hes dead!' then i hung up and have only heard from them once since and that was a few months ago..
Red Baron Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 i've heard some of these before, I know there is a list of like 30 of these. Some of them overlap though
Sandman9000 Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 I break out my death metal growl, that usually works. The threatening to skullfuck them part is the kicker. In the rare event that fails, I sing the end of "Cemetary Gates." No one can survive my rendition of that.
Guest EQ Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 I hear hanging up on them really pisses them off
Guest The Old Me Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 I heard one somewhere else and used it. I pretended I was taking a shit while I talked with them. them:so would you be interested? me:(grunting and squeezing) honey, do we have anymore toilet paper?
Guest BDC Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 I went through a phase of asking for things in weird colors. I asked for a credit card in a chartruce/fucia mix, then pitched a fit over it. Either that or be really picky over details like you have OCD. Thank you, Kevin Nealon.
Anakin Flair Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 Or.... Just check the caller ID. Unk Name= Telemarketer. Or, let the machine pick it up. If they want to talk to you, they'll leave a message.
Guest EQ Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 I hate when people (friends/family) don't leave messages on the machine and then complain when you weren't around
Tawren Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 I just tell them to hold on, then go watch TV as they wait for me to grab a pen.
Guest Choken One Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 I just Burp and Hang Up...Or Make Orgasm sounds...sometimes I belt out "HIGHER" by Creed... CAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN YOOOOOOU TAAAKE MMEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIIIIIIIIIIGGHEEEEEER!
godthedog Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 why can't you be the people i call? i get the most boring, mundane rejections.
Stephen Joseph Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 yeah, seriously, i did this too i feel the pain godthedog why cant you people have fun with us. We're getting paid, we dont care!
Guest The Old Me Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Once or twice I have just pretended to be a chineese man, talking in a heavy accent that no telemarketer wants to hear.
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