When Was The Last Time I contributed

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

The truth hurts, doesn't Binky? Nobody ever wants to hear the truth.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

At times you don't come off as very intelligent Banky

me is alot stupid for long time.

 

Fucker.

 

Don't tell me I don't come off as intelligent because I joke around on an internet message board.

 

Fucker.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

The truth hurts, doesn't Binky? Nobody ever wants to hear the truth.

How is knowing that I suck going to hurt Banky? or How is you being stupid going to hurt Banky?

[nl5xsk1 0]

At times you don't come off as very intelligent Banky

me is alot stupid for long time.

 

Fucker.

 

Don't tell me I don't come off as intelligent because I joke around on an internet message board.

 

Fucker.

I don't think that unintelligent is the word that I'd use for you, Banky ... I'd be more likely to use humorless (as in not funny) or vain (as in way too full of yourself).

 

And let me guess ... nl5xsk1 = Fucker.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

At times you don't come off as very intelligent Banky

me is alot stupid for long time.

 

Fucker.

 

Don't tell me I don't come off as intelligent because I joke around on an internet message board.

 

Fucker.

I don't think that unintelligent is the word that I'd use for you, Banky ... I'd be more likely to use humorless (as in not funny) or vain (as in way too full of yourself).

 

And let me guess ... nl5xsk1 = Fucker.

No, because calling me humorless when I am joking around would be much more accurate than calling me uneducated for joking around. If Jay Leno spouted off a few bad jokes, should we start calling him uneducated? Thats downright ignorant. But, if we talked to Jay leno, and realised he had the intelligence of a lamp post, we could make a further judgment on his intelligence. But Dawn has never attempted to see who I am or what I am all about. After all of that, if he wanted to say I am a moron, I'd take it much more gracefully. But as an impersonal broad generalization about my character? I certainly won't have any of it.

[Guest The Old Me]

The truth hurts, doesn't Binky? Nobody ever wants to hear the truth.

Binky???

 

The truth is Johnson, that you are TSM personal bitch. No one likes you. No one cares if you die. We'd probably have a party thread in that glorious day's honor.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Your right Banky, my description wasn't intended the way it came off as. I meant humorless but the word was escaping me at the moment, though I do think joining in on discussions rather then always joking around would help you get more respect from others that may not like ya.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Your right Banky, my description wasn't intended the way it came off as. I meant humorless but the word was escaping me at the moment, though I do think joining in on discussions rather then always joking around would help you get more respect from others that may not like ya.

No offense, I'm not looking for respect, I'd just rather not be ignorantly slighted.

[justsoyouknow 0]

When did this become a thread for Banky to learn how to become accepted? Did this become Full House and I missed the transition? Jesus Christ.

 

Back on topic: CWM's last major contribution was the guide to gnoming, which was, arguably, lacking. However, he has left a personal impact, seeing as how he was (is?) my mentor.

 

Cheers, CWM.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I am still your mentor JSYK.

 

And Banky...stop whining. I still love you, ya big lug.

[Guest HungryJack]

Y'know what I find hilarious?

 

 

Anywhere else, Banky is pretty decent. I don't really like Banky here, and he's STILL head and shoulders above most of you lot.

 

That's sorta humourous.

 

Oh, and Johnson sucks. And Zsasz is Game v2.0.

 

 

 

And now, a Haiku : Jack is Haiku King/slings rhyme and dime like sugar/beer beer beer beer beer.

 

Thank you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

mmm...beer.

 

And I agree. Banky you're slipping.

[Guest The Old Me]

Maybe because he's walking on eggshells so he isn't banned again??

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Banks will never be banned again.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

There are certain posters that can get away with anything and not get banned.

 

Who can name them?

[Guest The Old Me]

Never say never.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Banky needs to be more confrontational.

[Guest The Old Me]

I think he's confrontational. Anytime someone's talking shit, he usually shows up.

 

I had a blast with him a week or so ago with the "are you fat" and "are you ugly" threads.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The most bile I've seen him spew lately is "FUCKER."

 

Every now and then he lets loose and tears someone a new asshole, but it seems too few and far between. It can't be that he's maturing, since I don't buy that excuse for a second. I want angry Banky back.

[justsoyouknow 0]

In the darkness of the thread, CWM lurks...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Fuckers.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Why do you care what we think?

Well I don't care what You think. I'm just bored and curious. And I don't think I've been on top of my posting game for a long time.

Sorry, just thought by now you'd have the slightest bit of self-confidence to the point where we don't have to tell you how great you are and when the last tim you said something mildly amusing was.

 

 

Jesus Christ, grow a fucking pair of balls.

Oh. I'm really hurt Zsassz. This coming from a guy who used to see me as an "Older Brother".

 

 

I'm not asking for Ego Stroking. I'm asking because NHB is boring lately and I want to stir shit up.

 

So go ahead and insult my manlyhood. Your mother didn't have a problem with it last night.

So, you posted this with the sole purpose to get a reaction out of people?

So CWM are you going to admit to trolling in this thread or will your words speak for them self?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Oh, sweet Jesus, Johnson, shut the fuck up. We get it, you think that you're so much better than CWM because he's owned you time and time again. We all understand that you want to get back at him. We all know how good it feels to have that person that you hate, but you can't touch because they're absolutely sterling, and then, once, they fuck up, and you sit there and try your damndest to prove to everyone that they're no good, dirty scum. The only problem here is that more people will side with CWM than will side with you. So I recommend that you stop trying to impress everyone with your "knowledge", quit acting like you're a fucking hardass, and stop trolling in all of these threads trying to point out that CWM is a troll.

 

Let me reply for you: "Well, CWM tells me that I'm a troll all the time. Why can he say I'm a troll and get away with it, but I can't say that he's a troll?" There's a simple reason for this, kid, and that is that you are a fucking troll. Get over yourself, quit trying to pretend that you're not. You admitted to posting the "Find Me a New Avatar" thread to get a reaction out of people, you only post in threads to call people "dipshit" and "moron", and you generally lower the collective IQ of the board 50 points.

 

Wanna know why everyone has beef with you? You are a fucking idiot, yet you refuse to admit it or understand it. You walk around here like your shit doesn't stink, pointing out everyone else's flaws, but neglecting to mention that you have some of your own. You can't even admit that your grammar is wrong, when it clearly is. Any sentence that begins with "Why" is automatically a question. It's a fact of life that you're taught in grade-school English, yet you fail to utilize it, instead choosing to stick to your guns and claim that you're right and everyone else is wrong.

 

It's wonderful that you are so persistent. Most people would pack their bags and leave when an ENTIRE FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD hates them. But not you, not Johnson, Johnson stays around because he has nowhere else to go. Go to your job at Fujitsu, go to your kid, your wife, your amazing car, whatever the fuck you want to brag about, and waste their time. I'm sick of you wasting mine.

 

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[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

There are certain posters that can get away with anything and not get banned.

 

Who can name them?

Me!

 

::RVD Thumbs::

[Guest The Old Me]

Johnson must stay banned. He replies to threads all the time, just to envoke reactions, and not add to the thread. Johnson tries to own anyone and everyone in NHB, and fails again and again. His act is stale, and he seemingly uses the same insults time and time again.

[Guest Otis]

Oh, sweet Jesus, Johnson, shut the fuck up. We get it, you think that you're so much better than CWM because he's owned you time and time again. We all understand that you want to get back at him. We all know how good it feels to have that person that you hate, but you can't touch because they're absolutely sterling, and then, once, they fuck up, and you sit there and try your damndest to prove to everyone that they're no good, dirty scum. The only problem here is that more people will side with CWM than will side with you. So I recommend that you stop trying to impress everyone with your "knowledge", quit acting like you're a fucking hardass, and stop trolling in all of these threads trying to point out that CWM is a troll.

 

Let me reply for you: "Well, CWM tells me that I'm a troll all the time. Why can he say I'm a troll and get away with it, but I can't say that he's a troll?" There's a simple reason for this, kid, and that is that you are a fucking troll. Get over yourself, quit trying to pretend that you're not. You admitted to posting the "Find Me a New Avatar" thread to get a reaction out of people, you only post in threads to call people "dipshit" and "moron", and you generally lower the collective IQ of the board 50 points.

 

Wanna know why everyone has beef with you? You are a fucking idiot, yet you refuse to admit it or understand it. You walk around here like your shit doesn't stink, pointing out everyone else's flaws, but neglecting to mention that you have some of your own. You can't even admit that your grammar is wrong, when it clearly is. Any sentence that begins with "Why" is automatically a question. It's a fact of life that you're taught in grade-school English, yet you fail to utilize it, instead choosing to stick to your guns and claim that you're right and everyone else is wrong.

 

It's wonderful that you are so persistent. Most people would pack their bags and leave when an ENTIRE FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD hates them. But not you, not Johnson, Johnson stays around because he has nowhere else to go. Go to your job at Fujitsu, go to your kid, your wife, your amazing car, whatever the fuck you want to brag about, and waste their time. I'm sick of you wasting mine.

 

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Then I suggest you stop reading my post then junior.

[Guest The Old Me]

Then I suggest you stop reading my post then junior.

We can now. Since you are gone and all.

[Firestarter 0]

Any sentence that begins with "Why" is automatically a question. It's a fact of life that you're taught in grade-school English

Why, Ah declayah - what a sweepin' statement! Bless yoah soul, that's cehtainly not the case in mah South.

 

 

 

On the other hand, has anyone here considered that Johnson1620 will now have much more time to spend with his supermodel wife?

 

Does anyone really think she'll thank y'all for that? Hasn't the poor woman suffered enough?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Any sentence that begins with "Why" is automatically a question. It's a fact of life that you're taught in grade-school English

Why, Ah declayah - what a sweepin' statement! Bless yoah soul, that's cehtainly not the case in mah South.

 

 

 

Yes, I'm aware of the use of "Why" as an interjection. If you do some backtracking, you'll find a thread where I break down Johnson's grammar and go over the multiple uses of "why" and one of them involves using Why as an interjection. I just messed up this one time.

 

So sorry, Marney. So sorry.

[Firestarter 0]

Ah fergive you, darlin' chile.