Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 OAOAST HeldDOWN~! OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, September 25, 2003 ...and here are the two men who are going to give you the rundown (not to be confused with The Rundown, opening in theaters tomorrow, ::thumbs up, cheap pop:... MC:"Fans, welcome to this week's edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~! I'm Michael Cole, alongside Jonathan Coachman..." Coach:"WHAZZUP!?" MC:"Coach, the 'whazzup' went out with the hula hoop. No one does that anymore." Coach:"Yah huh. I see The Dudley do it all the time." MC:"Yet you wonder why they're considered as stale as day old bread." Coach:"Also true. OK, enough bashing of teams past their prime. What've we got in store for tonight?' MC:"Well, if you read your format like a good lil' employee, you'd know that tonight we've got a great main event. Four men who are headed on seperate paths this Sunday will do battle in the ring tonight, as Zack Malibu teams up with his OPPONENT on Sunday, SpiderPoet, to take on Axel and Colvid of Totally Endorsed!" Coach:"Axel and Colvid are gunning for the Dream Machines' Tag Titles this Sunday, and what a coup it would be for them to score a win over two veterans. Malibu and Poet on the other hand, they're friends now, but that's all out the window come Sunday, when they do battle in Poet's farewell match." MC:"Also tonight on HeldDOWN, we're scheduled to hear from CWM. He's been fairly irritable lately, moreso than usual, and tonight hopefully we'll find out what's gotten under his skin." Coach:"Can't forget about Sly and Josh holding their sidekick tryouts." MC:"Yeah, shouldn't you be going?" Coach:"Hahahahaha...No." MC:"Well WE should really get going...to the ring that is, ready to kick off another awesome HeldDOWN~!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT hits and CWM emerges from the back to a mix of Cheers and Boo's. MC:"I see that someone doesn't want to waste any time in getting things off his chest!" Coach:"Ssssh, let the man speak, Mikey!" CWM stands in the ring, looking around at the crowd before speaking, as if to decide what to say to them. CWM: Well it sounds like some of you people have already made up your minds about me. I'm not the bad guy. Haven't I worked my ass off for you people? (Big cheer). Haven't I night after night kicked ass for you people? (Cheers) Haven't I BLEED for you people? ("CWM" chant starts). That's what I thought. I've been the best this promotion has to offer since it's beginning. But let me ask you this. After I lost my World Title did I get a rematch? NO! When my "Good Buddy" Zack became champ did he ever offer to give me a chance at his belt? NO! I and all the other legends have been HELD DOWN by Zack. He's more Of a Control Freak then Popick ever was. BRING ME TO LIFE hits and Zack emerges to a good reaction. Zack: CWM I don't know what you're talking about buddy, I'd have given you a shot if you'd asked. I didn't know. Honest. CWM: Don't call me buddy. We aren't friends. The only reason I don't beat the sh*t out of you right now is that it won't help me get my belt back. Zack: Chill out CWM. We are buddys. I've been there for y... CWM: WHAT? where were you when Hex through me off a bridge? Zack: Well...I...uh... CWM: You were busy polishing your belt. You don't care about me. All you cared about was your title. You didn't care about Allison either. You're just a whore for gold. *Zack slaps CWM* Zack: Don't ever, EVER mention "her" name again. CWM: Zack, I'm always asking wether you're with me or you're against me. And you've proved that you're against me. Zack: I don't want to be against you CWM. CWM: No one does. *CWM turns his back on Zack and exits the ring, leaving the crowd, the announcers, and more importantly, Zack Malibu, highly confused.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Coach:"Man, I guess CWM did have something to get off his chest after all." MC:"But for what reason? Zack Malibu has done nothing except help HeldDOWN~! succeed. He was able to secure Caboose's services after Caboose severed ties with the OAOAST! Now CWM is saying that Zack is only out for himself? I highly doubt that. There has to be more to this." Coach:"Well, while you play detective, we've gotta cut backstage. I understand the tryouts are now taking place." MC:"Joy." (We cut backstage, where a crappily-put-together set is built, with a table, some chairs, a couple of notebooks on the chairs, and a bedsheet banner hanging above the table that says, "Sidekick Tryouts". The camera scrolls around, looking for any signs of life, and then Sly and Josh (sporting matching polyester beige and grey suits) walk into the room, and sit down at the table. Then, twenty other random men walk into the room, and sit down Indian-style on the other side of the room, facing Josh and Sly's table. Josh then hands Sly a microphone.) SLY: Welcome to the Sly Summers Super Swank Sticky Scuba Steve Sidekick Tryouts! A few orders of business before we start. First off, next week's Bi-Curious Anonymo...wait, I didn't put this in here! JOSH: (shuffles papers; hands Sly another one) Sorry, guess SOMEONE messed up their papers concerning certain meetings with certain help groups about certain sexual orientations! SLY: Nevermind....next, anyone caught with any performance-enhancing drugs will automatically be disqualified from the competition. We don't want any Johnny Dakota's here! (sixteen of the twenty qualifiers leave the room with their heads hanging low) Now, for all my Slyfaces out there who have been wondering what type of torture I'm gonna put that witch with a capital "B", which doesn't stand for "Bayside", through, here's the plan.....(Sly puts a Mouse Trap game board on the table) See, you start here... JOSH: (whispering)....Pssst....I got word from someone today that one of the goofs broke the entire thing while wielding the giant hand, and that thing is off.... SLY: (shoves the board off the table)OK, we're seeming to be having some technical difficulties with the gimmicky stuff, but I got another plan. You see, I made some calls to some people I know, and, at Dirty Deeds, we're taking this one step further....Bayside Death Match! No rules, no fun, no freaking books! I don't even know if we got a referee....those teachers are tough to get ahold of when they're on strike! Now, onto the tryouts.....Josh, announce the names. JOSH: First off, we got...Inspector 34. SLY: (reads through his resume)Ok, Mr. Inspector....34, I'm reading through here, and it seems you've done everything...perfect. (scrolls further) Wait, it says here you never passed the Barbeque Chicken Test! Josh, get the chicken! INSPECTOR: Hey...I was sick (fakes coughing). SLY: Whatever. (Josh wheels a picnic table with barbeque chicken and utensils on it) Eat...the chicken! (Inspector 34 sits down and puts his bib on. He then takes over 30 minutes to eat the chicken all the way to the bone, as clean as humanly possible.) SLY: Upon closer inspection, I determine that....you failed! INSPECTOR: HOW?!?!? SLY: Well, you're SUPPOSED to eat barbeque chicken messily. That's why it exists! By eating it "perfect", you're eating it imperfectly! INSPECTOR: I'm....not perfect? Oh no! (Inspector 34 runs out of the room sobbing) JOSH: Hey, he may not eat food well, but, (yanks on elastic underwear band) he makes sure my undies are nice and firm! SLY:....Anyway, onto the next participant. Will Kevin Lee please step forward? (Lee gets up and walks to the front) LEE: That's me. JOSH: Wait...Ug...Lee...Ug...Lee...UgLee...Ugly! EVERYONE BUT LEE: UGLY! UGLY! UGLY! LEE: Stop the pain! SLY: Hey, I like that. Okay, Ug, any special talents? UG: Well, I can referee a heck of a basketball game! SLY: Ugh....I mean Ug, we only play wheelchair basketball around these parts. Therefore, that's not necessary. UG: Come on, please? SLY: Nope, sorry. UG: But I'm desperate for work! Look at me, since Camp Anawana fired me for boning Dina...(coughs), I mean, a FALSE accusation by a camper jealous of a man of such prestige, power, and nobility, I haven't been the same! I need the gig! SLY: EWWWW! You mean, you...and her....dude, new rule: no perverts ALLOWED! OUT! UG: Fine, fine. (Ug then goes into some odd seizure-like convulsion. He ends up flopping into "Big" Pete, the nerdy background character from Saved By The Bell, and kills him.) SLY: Josh, before we leave, make sure we aren't legally responsible for that. With that over with, our final candidate is....Teddy Huxberry. (Teddy walks to the front of the room with a giant smile on his face.) TEDDY: Excellente! SLY: O...K.... TEDDY: Hey, that table's made of hickory wood! JOSH: I'm an idiot, but that was just stupid! TEDDY: What, you didn't know that? SLY: Wait, I recognize you! You're the guy that annoyed Big Pete to the point where he wanted to boot you out of his house, only to use your sympathy skills to get back into his family's warm embraces! GET OUT! TEDDY: Fine. I got presents for you guys anyway...(pulls two giant sombreros that say "Pedro" on them; puts them on Josh and Sly's heads) JOSH: Hey, these are sweet! SLY: Silence! These are cool, but I still want you gone! TEDDY: Well, I say no! (The left wall then crashes down. A sardine-like odor fills the room, along with smoke. We see a giant shadow, that comes down seconds later to reveal...) DONKEYLIPS: I say yes! (Eddie "Donkeylips" Gelfman then picks Teddy up by the neck, and slides him by his stomach down the table. He pulls various condiments out of his pockets, pulls Teddy's shirt up, and starts spraying them on his bare skin.) JOSH & SLY: AWFUL WAFFLE! AWFUL WAFFLE! AWFUL WAFFLE! (Donkeylips finishes, then tosses Teddy, by his shirt, out of the room.) SLY: Hey, you want a job? DONKEYLIPS: SURE! (Sly and Josh get up from their chairs, and shake Donkeylips' hands. Sly and Josh then hug, and start sobbing.) SLY: I'm gonna miss you, man. But remember...every time you see a John Adams letterman jacket, I'll be there. Every time you see a Blue Tornado from Mr. Tastee, I'll be there. Every time you see a sweet piece of booty, I'll be there...with my arm around her! Dude, it's been a good run. But, if you can, PLEASE watch me kick the living patooty out of that uber-witch Crystal at Dirty Deeds, in OUR home court, Bayside. JOSH: Dude, I wouldn't miss it for the world! (Josh and Sly hug, as Donkeylips chugs what's left of his ketchup. Fade to black.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Coach:"DONKEYLIPS?" Cole:"I expected Mark Winkle myself." Coach:"Eh, that kid was a wuss." Cole: Well ladies and gentlemen last week Axel got disqualified in his match against Parka when he attacked Parka with his now customary baseball bat! I really don’t know what Axel has been thinking these past couple of weeks. He really has shown a completely different side to all of us here at HeldDown. You have to wonder though Coach; do the Dream Machines have any retaliation planned? Or are they going to wait for this Sunday at Dirty Deeds? Coach: I really wonder what is going to go down tonight Michael, anything could happen! Axel has really been ruthless in these last few weeks, he has really stepped up his workrate ever since he won that Revolution Trophy. Cole: I think that Trophy may have gone to his head though Coach. Sure, he was great to win it, but still, his actions over the past two weeks have been just flat out wrong. Cue: ‘Breathe’ by Prodigy *Axel walks down the ramp to a chorus of boos, baseball bat in hand* Cole: Well, here comes the dark one Coach! What has he got to say this time? *Axel does the crucifix pose with Bat in one hand and Revolution trophy in the other, and then steps in the ring* Cole: Looks like Axel has something to address, I wonder what he has to say this time? Axel: Welcome to my World. Last week I made an example out of Parka and PK. This Sunday, at Dirty Deeds, The Dark One is going to have gold around his waist. *crowd boos* Axel: I am one of the fastest rising guys in this business. I took them all on, first Brock Ausstin, then The Dream Machines, CWM, Rando, Weddy, Cappa, and Calvin, and I beat them all. One DQ loss is nothing to me. I got myself intentionally disqualified to prove a point to you people. Coach: What point? That he needs a bat to beat people up? Axel: I proved that point. I can beat anyone in this company down, I can take their spirit. That’s exactly what I did to Parka, and I’m going to do that this Sunday at Dirty Deeds so I can be one half of the OAOAST Tag Team Champions. Cole: Axel is insane! Axel: But tonight is a night of firsts. Tonight, I am teaming up with Colvid for the very first time, and I am out here to issue an open challenge to any tag team out there that thinks they can take us. There can’t be many people out there that have the balls to face me, the Dark One. I have beaten some of the best, and I will continue to do so, until I am the best in this business. I am powerful, I am immortal, I can do anything, I am cursed, I am the Darkness. So I’m calling out anyone who wants the opportunity. Cole: Axel had better be careful what he wishes for here! Cue: ‘Bring Me to Life’ by Evanescence Cole: I can’t believe it! It’s Zack Malibu! Coach: Axel should be shakin’ right now! *Zack appears on stage to a thunderous pop. He walks down to the ring and steps in, all the while looking at Axel* Cole: Why is Malibu here? He’s got a match with Spiderpoet this Sunday! *Zack grabs a mike and begins to speak* ZM: Axel, you disappoint me. When you first arrived here, I saw something in you. You beat Brock Ausstin, and you were the only guy to ever do that. You won the Revolution Trophy, after going through a tough Semi Final and an even tougher Final. Hell, you beat the current Champion, Calvin Szechstein. But then you threw it all away, you through your title aspirations away, and for what? A Tag Title shot? Money? Glory? Fame? I saw a future champion in you. You could have beaten Calvin again, and you could have been the OAOAST Champion. You told the world that the thing that you wanted most is to be Champion, and you threw it all away. *A smile develops on Axel’s face* Axel: Zack, who are you to talk. You are a former OAOAST Champion, and you lost to Calvin. I beat Calvin, and then I joined Totally Endorsed to help him. You are a joke Zack, a complete farce. You had a good thing going, but you took your eyes off the prize. You made being the best man at a wedding your top option, and you lost focus on your match with Calvin. Zack: No Axel, I didn’t lose focus, Calvin cheated his way to the OAOAST Championship, and you know it. But I’m not here to whine, to complain like you, I’m here to ask you to put your money where your mouth is Axel. You and Colvid, against me and my partner in a tag match, tonight! *the crowd pops HUGE, and starts a ZA-ACK! ZA-ACK! Chant* Cole: Now that would be interesting! Zack and his partner versus Totally Endorsed! Coach: But who is his partner? Axel: Well Zack, I beat one OAOAST Champion, I may as well put two notches in my bat. *Axel twirls his bat in his fingers and grins at Zack* Axel: So Zack, who you got planned for your partner? One of the Dream Machines? Or somebody else? There is nothing that you can say that will scare me Zack, for I have no fear. Zack: No, someone else Axel, someone you have never faced before. My Tag partner tonight will be… my opponent at Dirty Deeds, Spiderpoet! Cole: My God! Spiderpoet and Zack teaming up tonight! Axel: That’s fine Zack, because tonight, you and Spiderpoet will feel the pain, taste the pain, and when it’s all said and done, I will make you like the damn pain. *’Breathe’ hits and Axel does the crucifix pose in front of Zack. Axel mouths the words ‘You are the next victim’* Cole: What a main event we have for you tonight people! Zack and SP versus Axel and Colvid! *Zack turns around to exit the ring but Axel hits Zack in the back with his bat!* Cole: What a cheapshot! Axel has gone nuts! *Axel raises the bat above his head, as if to signal that he is going to hit Zack again* Cole: That’s enough Axel! You have Zack in the Main Event! *Suddenly, SPIDERPOET runs down the ramp and into the ring! He slides into the ring just as Axel slides out* Cole: Spiderpoet has come to check on his friend! Axel just made this personal! *Spiderpoet check on Zack, who is hurting, but fine. Spiderpoet looks at Axel and points to him with a look of hatred on his face* Coach: Axel has two legends of the OAOAST gunning for him now, he had better watch out! Cole: What a night we have for you! What a HeldDown it is going to be! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Cole: We've got something very special for you now. As many of you may have noticed, Caboose has been missing from OAOAST TV since the night after he retired Stephen Joseph at AngleSlam. Coach: Well as many of you may know, earlier in the year when Caboose was absent from OAOAST Television he was filming his newest motion picture, 'The 6 miles to Pundown'! Cole: The worldwide Premiere is next week, and this past Tuesday, Caboose was on the Jay Leno Show to help promote the film. Lets take a look... ::Cuts to Jay Leno Show:: Jay Leno: There is only one way to introduce my next guest, making his second appearance on the show, he is the One, the Only CABOOSE! (Studio Audience claps and cheers) Caboose walks out from behind the curtain dressed in a Cream Cotton Jumper, Beige Trousers, wicker sandles and a pair of shades. He waves to the crowd and shakes Jay Leno's hand before sitting down. The audience start to chant 'CA-BOOSE'. Jay Leno: Welcome back to the show Caboose and... Caboose cuts Leno off. Caboose: You remember what happened last time I came on this show dont you Jay? The crowd gasps at Caboose's cutting remark. Jay: Of course I do, how can I forget. Caboose: Well why dont you remind the folks at home and the audience here tonight? Leno sighs before talking. Jay: Last time Caboose was on the show, I insulted his 'Juicy Juice' commercial and challenged him to a 3 on 1 handicap match. I hired DDP and Bill Goldberg to attack Caboose, but he made them look stupid, bitchslapped me and pinned me 1-2-3 with a masked David Letterman as referee making the count. The audience bursts out into fits of laughter. Caboose: I'm glad we got that out in the open. Now continue. Jay: Well as anyone whose anyone will know, you've got your new film coming out soon, ''The 6 miles to Pundown'! What is it about... Caboose: Well its quite simple really. I play a Bounty Hunter named Ripper Jones who is forced to masquerade as a wannabe comedian, who every Friday night goes to an underground club to do battle in Pun contests, in the hope that winning the pun contests will get me a slot on Saturday Night Live so I can pay the ransom for my kidnapped daughter who is suffering from cancer. Jay Leno: What the fuck? Caboose: Thats what I thought when I read the script but once they showed me the cheque, I was hooked. Jay Leno: You are a true artist Caboose. Caboose: Thanks Jay. See its not so hard to be polite... Jay: Lets take a look at a clip from 'The 6 miles to Pundown'... ::Clip plays:: Ripper: Yo man, I pity the fool who diss me biatch! Dog: Woof. Ripper: What you say about my momma?! Dog: Woof. Ripper: You saying she barks like a dog?! Dog: Woof. Ripper: You done and gone crossed a line jethro! ::clip ends:: Jay: What the hell is that about?! Caboose: Thats one of the more powerful scenes in the film. Its where I realise that to stop the Terrorists from blowing up my house I have to overcome my fear of heights that grew as a result of a bad childhood memory when I cut my finger on a book about planes. Jay: Okay, thats enough, I cant take this anymore! Caboose: That wasn't on the cue card Jay... Jay: Shut up Caboose! You are a bad actor, and your film sucks! Caboose: Leno, sit back down NOW! Jay: No I will not sit back down! And another thing...! SMACK! Jay Leno is hit across the face with the sofa Caboose was sitting on and picked up and swung. The Audience breaks out in cheers and loud applause. Caboose smiles and bows for the audience. But as he lifts his head, he sees a member of the audience wearing a 'Zack Malbu' shirt on. Instantly Caboose's smile turns to a frown and he flips the bird at the audience who turn on him just as instantaneously. Caboose spits on Jay Leno and leaves the stage mumbling about how he should have taken the offer for David Letterman as the audience starts throwing litter at Caboose and trashing the set... ::Cut back to Cole and Coach:: Cole: Well then, an interesting appearance by Caboose on the Jay Leno Show... Coach: Caboose sure loves the controversy. Fade... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 "Breathe" by Prodigy hits, and the fans uproar turns into a unanimous groan of displeasure, as Totally Endorsed members Colvid and Axel make their entrance. The fans response to his newfound attitude doesn't seem to phase Axel in the slightest, as he heads down the aisle, immersed in a hushed conversation with Colvid as they hit the ring. Axel stands on the apron, facing out to the crowd, while Colvid climbs up on the ropes, and the duo pose for the fans in a taunting fashion, looking much too confident before the match tonight. "Breathe" fades out, and the sound of it is replaced by the familiar tune of "Short Stories With Tragic Endings". The fans pop wildly, as The Spectacular Spider Poet, just days before his farewell performance, will team with the very man he'll be facing at Dirty Deeds, in an effort to knock Totally Endorsed down a few notches. Poet comes out and slaps hands on his way down the aisle, giving the love the fans have shown him right back. He pauses at the top of the aisle, knowing that T.E. would take kindly to a 2 on 1 situation. Instead, Poet waits on the arrival of his partner... "How can you see into my eyes, like open doors..." The sound of "Bring Me To Life" brings the crowd to their feet, and a hot flash goes over them when the pyro EXPLODES~! during the first chorus, drawing out the former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Zack Malibu, along with Candie. The OAOAST's version of the Dynamic Duo rush down the aisle, and when SP sees them coming, he slides in the ring himself. Axel and Colvid pounce on him immediately, leaving it to on one for a brief moment, as Zack Malibu hops from the apron to the top rope, springboarding in with a double clothesline that wipes out the TE crew! Axel and Colvid both roll out quickly to the floor, to regroup, as Zack and Poet have cleared the ring. MC:"As if things between Zack Malibu and Totally Endorsed weren't hot enough already, that little attack earlier by Axel didn't exactly endear them any further. This one could break down rather quickly." Axel and Colvid both step up on the apron, and Poet opts to start for his team. Colvid comes in, and the match is now officially underway, as these two men lock up. Test of strength in the middle of the ring, and both men shove each other with full force, trying to drive the other back. Colvid gets the upper hand in the duel, and backs SP to the corner, where the referee calls for him to break. Colvid steps back, raising his hands in a truceful manner, then BITCHSLAPS Poet, right across the cheek! Poet turns his head to the side, caught off guard by the by shot...AND THEN HITS A BITCHSLAP OF HIS OWN! Colvid does a staggering selljob, holding his cheek as if SP knocked all his teeth out. He turns to go at Poet, but SP moves out of the corner, and Colvid hits the turnbuckles chest first. Poet spins him around, and...WHOOO~!...chops him down to size! Poet brings him out of the corner, and sends him to the ropes, launching him into the air with a BAAAAAACK BODYDROP, and the video buff crashes on the canvas, squirming like a fish while he holds his back. SP stays on him, picking him up and rocking him with a vertical suplex, and then locking him in an armbar. Poet brings Colvid to his feet, and makes the tag to Zack, all while holding onto Colvid's arm. Malibu comes off the top rope with an axehandle to the exposed arm, and then picks up where SP left off, wrenching Colvid's arm even more. Colvid struggles, but then manages to counter, taking Zack's arm and wrenching it, then trying to mimic Zack and SP by bringing Zack towards his corner. Zack keeps his weight shifted though, not allowing himself to be dragged, and counters by sending Colvid into the corner. Zack charges him, planting his feet on Colvid's sternum and monkey flipping him out of the corner! Colvid gets up, and gets taken right back down by an arm drag. He gets to his feet, and runs for Zack, but Malibu steps out of the way, and wraps both legs around one of Colvid's, bringing him to the mat with a drop toehold. Zack goes right back to the arm, and the crowd cheers wildly, as the babyfaces are doing a great job of wearing the heels out here. Coach:"Great tag team wrestling out there. Axel and Colvid are a relatively new team, as Colvid is so used to teaming with Calvin, however TE is always on the same page. Then on the other side of the ring, you've got a former Tag Team Champion in SpiderPoet, and Zack's got plenty of experience in team situations from his days teaming with EvenflowDDT and Superstar as The In Crowd. This could be considered a clinic in tag wrestling!" Colvid gets to his feet, trying to slide his arm out of Zack's grip. He winds up staggering to the corner, and again the referee comes in to ask for a break. Zack breaks cleanly, but Colvid takes advantage of Zack's kindness and kicks him in the gut, then barges out of the corner with a kneelift to Malibu. The master of the video shill picks up Zack and whips him in, scooping him up as he comes back at him and planting him on the mat with a sideslam! Colvid covers Zack, but it's just a two count. Colvid picks Zack up, and takes him to his corner, where he makes the tag to the newest member of Totally Endorsed, Axel. The fans jeer heavily upon his entrance into the ring, and Colvid holds Zack in an abdominal stretch, leaving him prone to a kick from Axel. Colvid basically hands Zack to Axel, and The Dark One picks him up and puts him on the mat with a hard back suplex, targetting the back that has already been victimized by a bat shot earlier tonight. Axel pulls Zack up and rams his head into the top turnbuckle, and then drapes him over the rope. Colvid holds Zack in a facelock, allowing Axel to get some free shots in, hitting forearms and then a knee into the small of Zack's back. The referee admonishes Colvid for the double team, while Axel pulls Zack away, sending him into the ropes and grabbing him on the rebound, SNAPPING him to the mat with a vicious spinebuster! Axel drapes across Zack and tells the referee to count, which he does...BUT ONLY TO TWO! Axel seems frustrated, but picks Zack up immediately and drops him across his knee with a backbreaker, and then tries ANOTHER pin attempt...that only gets two! MC:"He's persistent, I'll give him that much." Axel picks Zack up, locking his arms around his waist and then charging forward, shoving Zack backwards into the corner, smashing his back against the turnbuckles! Zack slouches a bit, while Axel backs away, taunting him from afar by laughing devilishly. Axel charges at Zack, but Malibu gets a boot up, stunning the Dark One! Zack comes running out of the corner and jumps up, taking Axel over with an awesome huracanrana, sending him across the ring! Axel gets up and leans on the ropes for support, but Malibu rushes him and delivers a Cactus Jack style clothesline, the impact causing both men to topple over the top rope and to the floor! The referee begins his ten count, as Candie comes over to the near side, checking to see if Zack's OK. Both guys get up, and start trading punches and chops, back and forth, neither man wanting to be the one to give in to his opponent. Zack takes Axel by the hair and tosses him in under the bottom rope, but when Zack gets up on the apron to enter the ring, Colvid elbows him off, sending him back to the floor. Zack lands on his feet, but it bought Axel enough time, and he nails Zack with a baseball slide, sending Zack falling backwards, into the guardrail. Axel tags in Colvid, who comes in, but stands near the ropes. Axel nods to him, and then runs back to the other side, and when he comes at Colvid, Colvid ducks and backdrops him over the top rope, into a flip dive onto Malibu! Axel stands up and strike a crucifix pose, tilting his head back and sneering, as the fans in attendance let him know their true opinion. Axel pulls Zack up, but Zack knocks his hand away, and starts rattling off punches, trying to mount a quick comeback, but Colvid sees this and slides out, nailing Zack from behind with a forearm. Totally Endorsed take Zack and ram him back first into the apron, doing further damage to the former World Champion. As Axel and Colvid gloat, the fans start murmuring, and Axel and Colvid turn to see SpiderPoet on the top rope...LAUNCHING HIMSELF OFF THE TOP AND ONTO THEM WITH AN ASAI SPIDAHSAULT~! Coach:"YO~!" The fans go nuts, as Poet helps Zack get back in the ring, while the referee is calling for everyone to bring it back between the ropes. Zack starts crawling for his corner, but with the ref making sure Poet goes back to his spot on the apron, Colvid climbs to the top and comes off with a flying elbow, dropping it right on Zack's back and breaking his path to the tag. Colvid picks Zack up, and then lifts him over his shoulders...TORTURE RACK~! MC:"This isn't going to do any wonders to that back either!" Colvid uses as much energy as he can exert, trying to force Zack to give. Malibu grunts in pain, while Poet starts the rally, stomping his feet and pounding the turnbuckles, while Candie pounds the apron. Malibu tries fighting through the pain, reaching his hand out in any direction possible...AND FINALLY IS ABLE TO GRAB THE TOP ROPE! COLVID HAS TO LET GO! MC:"Close call there. Now Zack has just got to make the tag!" Colvid drops Zack and argues briefly with the ref, then turns back to the Preppy One. Colvid tries a lariat, but Malibu ducks and runs the ropes, bouncing off...FLYING FOREARM TAKES OUT COLVID~! Both men are down on the canvas! The rally continues, as Poet urges his partner on. Zack gets closer and closer, until Axel comes in and drags him back a ways, much to the disdain of the referee! The ref ushers Zack back out...AND POET TAKES ADVANTAGE BY COMING IN AND PULLING ZACK TO HIS CORNER~! Coach:"That's fighting fire with fire!" Malibu is THIS...CLOSE...and Colvid grabs his foot! He tries pulling Zack back, but Malibu jumps up on his free foot, trying to lunge at SP...HE MAKES THE TAG! Zack then uses an enzugiri to get Colvid off him, and Poet slingshots in with a legdrop to the back of his head, then rolls him over for the pin...ONLY A TWO~! Poet picks up Colvid and lifts him up, press slam style, looking for a spot to toss him. He turns around while holding Colvid, and sees Axel trying to run in again, so Poet TOSSES COLVID ONTO AXEL~! Poet crouches, and Malibu steps back into the ring, as they eye the TE members. Axel and Colvid get up...AND BOTH GET SPEARED~! SPEARS IN STEREO BY POET AND MALIBU~! Zack takes Axel and tosses him over the top to the floor, and then heads back to his corner. Poet goes to scoop Colvid up, but catches a low blow, and then gets caught with a swinging neckbreaker by the whose name pays homage to Coliseum Video. Colvid picks up Poet, and signals for the Volume Spiker, but when he lifts him, Poet kicks his legs, falling back to the starting position, and backdrops out of it. Poet, keeping on offense, goes for Colvid again, but gets picked up and dropped throat first on the top rope with a Stun Gun! Colvid makes the tag to Axel, who goes up to the top rope and takes Poet out with a flying clothesline as he's trying to catch his wind! Rather than go for the pin this time, Axel puts the boots to SP, then goes and spits at Zack, drawing his ire. Malibu tries to come in, but is blocked by the referee, which serves as a distraction, as Totally Endorsed hits a back suplex/neckbreaker combo on SP! Axel covers him, hooking the leg... AND IT ONLY GETS TWO! POET GETS A SHOULDER UP! Axel is in disbelief, and Colvid puts his head in his hands on the apron! Axel pulls Poet up and calls for the Axel Slam, but Poet slides off his shoulders and spins him around. In one swift motion he tosses Axel up in the air, and catches him with a Diamond Cutter on the way down...TILDEBANG~! Poet goes for the pin... 1! 2!! 3!!! NO!! COLVID PULLS POET OFF OF AXEL! Colvid gloats to the crowd, pointing to his head that he was thinking ahead, until he turns around... AND IS MET WITH SCHOOL'S OUT FROM ZACK MALIBU~! MC:"The ref might as well leave now, because he's lost control of this one!" Zack stands over Colvid's fallen body, as the crowd is going bananas! Not seeing Axel recovering behind him, Zack gets caught with a low shot, and Axel scoops HIM up now for an Axel Slam...NO! Zack escapes, and Poet goes for a SPIDAHKICK...THAT HITS ZACK~! AXEL DUCKED OUT OF THE WAY! Poet is stunned by the fact that he hit his partner, and Axel quickly rolls him up...GRABBING A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS...AND GETS THE THREE COUNT~! Winners:Totally Endorsed (Axel and Colvid) Axel drags Colvid out of the ring, and the duo stand at ringside, bruised but not beaten. The two men who in just a few days will get their shot at tag team gold have just pulled a fast one over two of the OAOAST's most respected stars! In the ring, Poet helps Zack up, and tries to tell him what happened. Candie questions it, but not in an angry fashion. Zack takes a deep breath, visibly frustrated at the loss, and he and Poet have a tense moment before Zack extends his hand to him. The two share a quick handshake and hug, with Candie working the crowd up some more, while Totally Endorsed walk around ringside, telling anyone within earshot that it doesn't matter because "we won tonight and we'll win again on Sunday!" SUDDENLY PARKA APPEARS ON THE ANGLETRON!! (The crowd pops) PARKA Hold on just a second!! I'm not here to rain on your parade or anything guys. I'm actually here because we have a surprise for you. An olive branch if you will. I have changed a lot since the last time Dream Machines and Totally Endorsed waged war and this time around I want to offer you a special surprise to show you that there are no hard feelings. (Parka walks away from the camera) CUE: California Love COLE What the?? I wonder what Parka is up to? COACH He's making peace. Didn't you listen? COLE Wait a minute!! Look what's coming out!! (A large truck pulls out and drives down the walkway. Upon closer inspection we see that Eddy Kalm is driving the truck with Parka and PK in the cab with him. The truck has a large tank on the back, but there are no markings to say what's inside. Parka and PK step out of the truck with mics in hand as Axel and Colvid re-enter the ring with confused looks on their faces. Zack, Candie, and SpiderPoet come over and stand beside the truck.) PARKA We know what it's like to fight a hard fought match so we know that you're tired and thirsty. (Parka moves to the side of the truck and messes with something) So we brought you something to drink. (The crowd buzzes as they start to figure it out. Suddenly Parka turns around with a large hose in hand) We brought you some ice cold Coke!!! (Parka turns the hose on full blast and starts spraying down Axel and Colvid as the crowd goes crazy) COLE OH MY GOD!!! THE DREAM MACHINES ARE GIVING THEM A COKE BATH!!!! COACH All that Coke is being wasted!!! (Axel and Colvid are knocked over from the blast and are trying to shield their faces from all the Coke, but Parka continues spraying. The crowd is loving every minute of it. Parka switches back and forth between spraying Axel and spraying Colvid as both men slip and slide around in the ring. Finally Axel drops to the outside of the ring, but he's met by Eddy who pours a can of Coke on him and runs. Parka then hands the hose to PK as he climbs on top of the truck and toasts two cans of Coke and drinks them Steve Austin style as California Love starts back up and the fans dance and cheer) COLE I can't believe what we're seeing!! This Sunday at Dirty Deeds the Dream Machines put their tag titles up for grabs against Axel and Colvid!! Ladies and Gentlemen don't miss this ppv! For the Coach I'm Michael Cole saying goodnight! COACH And drink Coke! (Fade Out) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 PROPS: Parka Axel Zack Caboose CWM Sly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
