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I just saw the commercial.

 

How the hell does a FPS game turn into a movie that's a cross between Resident Evil and...Mortal Kombat?

 

I hope this movie bombs.

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I hope this movie bombs.

Don't worry.

 

My "wanting" of seeing this flick went way down by the trailer I saw.

 

The song playing over it doesn't help at all. Why in the hell would they have that over the trailer?

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Guest Mindless_Aggression

I too question DMX blaring over zombie carnage. I think it'll probably do decent numbers, like House of a 1000 Corpses, but nothing massive.

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as soon as i heard the rap music i gave up on movie.. here I thought it was going to be good and got kinda excitted for it but... its going to be a shitter

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Isn't it a shitty game to begin with?

 

Y'all act like this is the first time rap has been used in a slice and dice Horror movie.

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Isn't it a shitty game to begin with?

I actually love the games, but that's just me. I'm a huge sucker for "light gun" games, I love just about all of them.

 

Y'all act like this is the first time rap has been used in a slice and dice Horror movie.

 

I hate it when we have rap like that in any sort of horror movie. It just doesn't fit with the feel and mood at all to me.

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And what would you perfer they play in a mindless slice and dice zombie horror/action movie?

 

Bach? John Williams?

 

 

I know what you mean, but you're barking up the wrong tree talking about atmosphere concerning films of this breed.

 

With movies of this breed, It's either mtv friendly(usually) rap or forgettable pop-rock and maybe some second rate nu-metal if you're lucky.

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as soon as i heard the rap music i gave up on movie.. here I thought it was going to be good and got kinda excitted for it but... its going to be a shitter

First of all, how does hip-hop affect the movie? I thought the DMX choice is perfect for this grade of b-movie cheese.

 

Second, b-movie cheese is great and I for one can't wait to see this. I've never played the game, so it's not like they're screwing up Resident Evil for me or anything.

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I just saw the commercial.

 

How the hell does a FPS game turn into a movie that's a cross between Resident Evil and...Mortal Kombat?

 

I hope this movie bombs.

Am I the only one that thinks that the trailer is a dead on representative of the game. Zombies leaping from things down in frount of you, thats IN THE GAME. The acrobatics I saw in the trailer reminded me of the game actually.

 

"Wow, this Zombie just jumped off a bridge and landed in front of me, now has lost all that athletisim and is walking at .0000000000005 MPH....THAT'S SO COOL!!!" *shoots for the head*

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It was written by Dave Parker, who wrote/directed The Dead Hate The Living (which evenflow knows I love), so it'll be mindless zombie fun. Expect gore, plenty of homages to classic horror flicks, and dialogue that seems almost TOO real (I really feel that Parker is great at dialogue and making great effects with low budgets).

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Isn't it a shitty game to begin with?

 

For some people it is, however in my case, its terribly addictive.

 

Am I the only one that thinks that the trailer is a dead on representative of the game.

 

Humans using guns against zombies, yes. Humans doing monkey flips and using swords / blades against zombies, no.

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Am I the only one that thinks that the trailer is a dead on representative of the game.

 

Humans doing monkey flips and using swords / blades against zombies, no.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

Variety in the methods used to dispatch the zombies interests me alot more than knowing it's an hour and a half of gun usage.

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Guest El Satanico

It would be?

 

Only if Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Uncle Scrooge and Howard The Duck made cameos.

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Oh, but it's rap.. god forbid it be involved with anything... lord knows we need more nu-metal soundtracks...

Maybe it could be one song, and the rest would be nu-metal garbage (unless its like Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Hatebreed, Cradle of Filth, etc...Iron Maiden).

 

Little Nicky was a bad movie, that could have a really sweet Soundtrack, but boy they fuck that up.

 

All the music they played, mentioned, and P.O.D. is on it? I hope this guy was fired or got hit by a blood sucking monkey with fecses.

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