Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 So anyway I'll provide the materials, you guys make a crazy scenario out of it. Characters: Mr. Rant, Marney, New Me, Banky, P. Diddy Jobs: Exotic Dancer, Unemployed, Cocktail Waitress, Office Work, Janitor Two people need to get married to each other, one needs to be on welfare with three children of a different ethnicity, and one needs to have a love affair with Dames Create the base scenario and then as we go along add more criteria. The next poster after me will start the dream scenario possibly adding some story. The following poster will copy the previous scenario and add another set of criteria and continue the story. This should be fun, or convoluted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2003 No, thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted October 5, 2003 Y'all are wack. Go make some more threads about hating HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 5, 2003 So anyway I'll provide the materials, you guys make a crazy scenario out of it. Characters: Mr. Rant, Marney, New Me, Banky, P. Diddy Jobs: Exotic Dancer, Unemployed, Cocktail Waitress, Office Work, Janitor Two people need to get married to each other, one needs to be on welfare with three children of a different ethnicity, and one needs to have a love affair with Dames Create the base scenario and then as we go along add more criteria. The next poster after me will start the dream scenario possibly adding some story. The following poster will copy the previous scenario and add another set of criteria and continue the story. This should be fun, or convoluted. Well, ok, lets give this ago (note that I'm not too sure what the fuck I'm doing as the materials were not really that clear.) The New me (TNM) sits gazing at his computer screen. "The Smart Marks" shimmers across it's surface. Slightly excited TNM's hands slowly begin to drift down towards his fly. Slowly he unzips his pants. A gentle tap is felt on his shoulder followed by some sensual rubbing "I see my Bad Boy's comin'" says a deep throaty voice. "Yeah, he will be soon." Replies The New Me, his voice jiggling around in his throat like an excited girl scout. "Wow Me, J-Lo got some ass, but it's nothing compa......." "NEW COCK SHOT NEW COCK SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "For god sakes Me, It used to be just my cock you looked at....... now you're wacking to the whole of TSM? You should put it away and go and find yourself a Job!" "What's the point, you make over a bazillion dollars per year." "Two bazillion thank you very much!" "You know what... Fuck you P-diddy....... or should I say P..........diddn'ty..... yueah. I'm leavin" The New Me Storms out of the house slaming the door behind him. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **knock knock** Banky walks to the door, his white wife beater stained with tomato sauce, and his legs feebly covered by a pair of dirty unwashed boxer shorts. "Me? What's up, I haven't seen you in ages." "I'm looking for a place to stay." "You and daddy been fighting again." "Yeah...... something like that... and it's diddy" "oh..... come in. I hope you don't mind the mess" "I just don't know what to do Banky" "well, you get these things sometimes, it'll pass.... HEY SHITHEADS!" Banky screams out to his children who run immediately to his side. "Steve, Sanches and Rene" "eh?" "ci?" "oui?" "Uncle Me is staying for a couple of nights" "ok" "ci" "oui" "I'll better take you in to meet my house mate. He keeps a bit to himself and won't disturb you. He spends most of his time stuck up in his room" Banky leads Me down a long passage way and comes to a bright magenta door. He gives three knocks. A man answers the door. His curvy figure slipped inside a dazzling red negligee which seductively creeps up his thigh. "Me this is Dames.....Me?" The New Me stands speechless, overcome by the beautiful specimen presented before him. "hi" Dames says, the word flowing through his pouted lips like a vintage wine recently corked pouring beautiful bloor red elixa into crystal glases. They gaze into eachother's oceanic eyes. "Anyway, I'm sure you're hungry... lets get a bite to eat" Banky interupts the tension. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "This is quite a bizzare place to get food Banky?" "Well, the service here is second to none" Banky replies as he tips the topless waitress a $5 note. "You can get cocktails over their." He says pointing towards the bar "and also....." His sentance is interupted by an anouncement over the loud speaker. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. INTRODUCING THE SEDUCTIVE, THE SEXY, THE SLIGHTLY SLIPPERY MARNEY WITH HIS PING PONG ACT!" Both men gaze up towards the stage as Marney struts on. .................................................... TO BE CONTINUED (Preferably by anyone else but me) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 5, 2003 BOO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
