Guest Report post Posted April 5, 2002 This was taken from www.kevinbigsexynash.com... Statement from Kevin Nash April 3, 2002 "Tuesday night in Birmingham, I had surgery to repair a torn right bicep, suffered eight days earlier on RAW. The 90-minute surgery was performed by my main-man Dr. James Andrews and was a success. Andrews has done my last four operations, by the way. Thanks. I am now back home in Atlanta. Now to set the record straight, I had an MRI on March 26th in Philadelphia, performed on the middle of the bicep. It showed a deep bruise. I had a second MRI performed yesterday, April 2nd, in Birmingham. It showed a ruptured bicep tendon. That meant it had to be repaired by Andrews. For all you smart marks who think I won't be back, think again. I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." Sincerely, "Count Dracula" Kevin Nash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 5, 2002 So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room? Quote of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 5, 2002 fucking son of a bitch. i've got to go by some stakes.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 5, 2002 FYI this thread was done yesterday. But Nash is just trying to piss us off and keep us talking about him IMO, it feeds his ego when he checks the Net and reads about himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 5, 2002 FYI this thread was done yesterday. But Nash is just trying to piss us off and keep us talking about him IMO, it feeds his ego when he checks the Net and reads about himself. Yeah, i just checked, im terribly sorry for reposting something that has already been done, i'll remember to check next time.. Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted April 5, 2002 On a friendly note, please look to see if there's already a thread on a subject. I know some don't want to waste their time doing that, which is understandable, but it would keep the board from getting flooded with the same topic. Thank you. As for Nash. If he botched a Powerbomb on Chris Benoit ...then a pissed off mob of smarks would attack him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 5, 2002 damn right big daddy cool would become big daddy hot because he'd be roasting on a spit as scott keith lobbed witisicms at him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted April 5, 2002 "I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room? Hell, the mere thought of Nash dying gets me so excited that my own phallus could suffice as the murder weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nater Report post Posted April 5, 2002 When Taker was cutting on the crowd and said "If you would #$^ your sister then say 'what'." .. well little do we know that Big Poochy the Move Killer was hiding back stage and giggling to himself "what teehee what!! omg what teehee" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 5, 2002 When Taker was cutting on the crowd and said "If you would #$^ your sister then say 'what'." .. well little do we know that Big Poochy the Move Killer was hiding back stage and giggling to himself "what teehee what!! omg what teehee" LOL Classic call that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted April 5, 2002 For all you smart marks who think I won't be back, think again. I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." Sincerely, "Count Dracula" Kevin Nash I found that line more entertaining than anything he's said in years. I actually marked out for Kevin Nash??? Yep, world's ending. Dames - Will Survive! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest humongous2002 Report post Posted April 9, 2002 If he is Count Dracula let me drink HOLY WATER so I could drink it and then piss it on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 9, 2002 if we stabbed him, he'd just no-sell it and then hit us w/ a big boot and a powerbomb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Dont forget about Snake eyes, and the look through my meaty paws elbow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mastermind Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Well, Nash has a point to a point. HBK with his attitude on Excess wasn't vintage HBK. If he comes back like that he wouldn't fit the nWo. Now if we get DX Shawn Michaels it would be a different story. There is another layer to this imo. Nash probably doesn't want HBK being another Hogan who leaves the group because of fan backing. Believe me, I don't like these HBK rumours because it has been happening since he lost to Austin. Remember Scoops? He would mention every two damn weeks Shawn was coming back. Anyways, I could see WHY there might be heat. Shawn was THE MAN before ALL of these guys. Why would they want him coming back and stealing their thunder? It's still business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mastermind Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Lesnar in the nWo? HOW STUPID? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 This was taken from www.kevinbigsexynash.com... Statement from Kevin Nash April 3, 2002 "Tuesday night in Birmingham, I had surgery to repair a torn right bicep, suffered eight days earlier on RAW. The 90-minute surgery was performed by my main-man Dr. James Andrews and was a success. Andrews has done my last four operations, by the way. Thanks. I am now back home in Atlanta. Now to set the record straight, I had an MRI on March 26th in Philadelphia, performed on the middle of the bicep. It showed a deep bruise. I had a second MRI performed yesterday, April 2nd, in Birmingham. It showed a ruptured bicep tendon. That meant it had to be repaired by Andrews. For all you smart marks who think I won't be back, think again. I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." Sincerely, "Count Dracula" Kevin Nash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&a mp;g t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room? I hate Nash but soemthing that funny made me think he might not be that much of an assshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Kevin Nash if you are reading this, please keep doing those lame ass elbow drops like you did on that RAW before Wrestlemania during the NWO/Austin-Rock match. Also keep doing those kneelifts in the corner and in general keep stinking it up in the ring. You are my hero. I try to be like you at every job that I work at. Over the summer, I worked at a summer camp and was the most half assed person working there. I used to take naps in the walk in refrigrator and think, so this is what it feels like to be like Kevin Nash! Keep up your good work and I'll keep up mine brother! NWO for life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted April 12, 2002 How many moves can Nash actually do? Elbows, feet in the corner, sideslam, big boot, powerbomb. Is that it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Nash can... 1.STEP OVER THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD! 2.Big Nash can pull off a powerbomb...WOW! 3.Big foot your style? Don't look past our Kev! 4.You want charisma? Kev has it brother! WOLFPAC IN THE HOUUUUUUUUUUSE! 5.Nash=Ratin's BA-BAY! The Taker Mark has spoken...obviously degrading words about our Kev Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Nash also does the Big Boot corner choke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I find it funny that an Undertaker mark is the one criticizing Nash. Have a match between the two, see what happens. "OH MY GOD! THE WWF'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS!!" -Jim Ross (while Paul E. laughs silently backstage) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 12, 2002 OH MY GOD! THE WWF'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS!!" -Jim Ross (while Paul E. laughs silently backstage) LOL, I could see JR trying to sell going out of business. Anyways, who would carry who in a Taker/Nash match? I will admitt, their matchups in 1994-95 weren't that bad. But they sure would stink up an arena today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 I find it funny that an Undertaker mark is the one criticizing Nash. Have a match between the two, see what happens. "OH MY GOD! THE WWF'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS!!" -Jim Ross (while Paul E. laughs silently backstage) Ahh..so little faith in the Undertaker's ability... The great man that is the Undertaker is far more talented charisma and work ethic wise when in comparison to one Kevin "You got the ratings, i got the knife" Nash. IF a Nash-Taker match were to take place, which i highly doubt, Undertaker would surprise you ALL and show you that HE TOO can carry YOUR Kev to a decent bout....thats if ANYONE can carry Kev to a decent bout... Long live the Taker This has been the Taker Mark...who is also a Mark Mark as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Yeah, I think the Undertaker used to be pretty damn good. He was definitely the most agile 7 footer around. And he still can be decent in the ring when he wants to, but there's something about him you just have to love. Well, I do anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 if we stabbed him, he'd just no-sell it and then hit us w/ a big boot and a powerbomb That's great. I couldn't stop laughing just picturing that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Yeah, I think the Undertaker used to be pretty damn good. He was definitely the most agile 7 footer around. And he still can be decent in the ring when he wants to, but there's something about him you just have to love. Well, I do anyway. FINALLY! AN INTELLIGENT POST! Rain down the love for our Taker This has been the Taker Mark...starting up a 'All for Taker' Cult Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
