Guest Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 This was taken from www.kevinbigsexynash.com... Statement from Kevin Nash April 3, 2002 "Tuesday night in Birmingham, I had surgery to repair a torn right bicep, suffered eight days earlier on RAW. The 90-minute surgery was performed by my main-man Dr. James Andrews and was a success. Andrews has done my last four operations, by the way. Thanks. I am now back home in Atlanta. Now to set the record straight, I had an MRI on March 26th in Philadelphia, performed on the middle of the bicep. It showed a deep bruise. I had a second MRI performed yesterday, April 2nd, in Birmingham. It showed a ruptured bicep tendon. That meant it had to be repaired by Andrews. For all you smart marks who think I won't be back, think again. I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." Sincerely, "Count Dracula" Kevin Nash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room?
Guest chirs3 Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room? Quote of the day.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 fucking son of a bitch. i've got to go by some stakes....
Guest Some Guy Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 FYI this thread was done yesterday. But Nash is just trying to piss us off and keep us talking about him IMO, it feeds his ego when he checks the Net and reads about himself.
Guest Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 FYI this thread was done yesterday. But Nash is just trying to piss us off and keep us talking about him IMO, it feeds his ego when he checks the Net and reads about himself. Yeah, i just checked, im terribly sorry for reposting something that has already been done, i'll remember to check next time.. Thanks
Guest Tony149 Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 On a friendly note, please look to see if there's already a thread on a subject. I know some don't want to waste their time doing that, which is understandable, but it would keep the board from getting flooded with the same topic. Thank you. As for Nash. If he botched a Powerbomb on Chris Benoit ...then a pissed off mob of smarks would attack him.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 damn right big daddy cool would become big daddy hot because he'd be roasting on a spit as scott keith lobbed witisicms at him.
Guest J*ingus Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 "I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room? Hell, the mere thought of Nash dying gets me so excited that my own phallus could suffice as the murder weapon.
Guest Nater Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 When Taker was cutting on the crowd and said "If you would #$^ your sister then say 'what'." .. well little do we know that Big Poochy the Move Killer was hiding back stage and giggling to himself "what teehee what!! omg what teehee"
Guest Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 When Taker was cutting on the crowd and said "If you would #$^ your sister then say 'what'." .. well little do we know that Big Poochy the Move Killer was hiding back stage and giggling to himself "what teehee what!! omg what teehee" LOL Classic call that
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 For all you smart marks who think I won't be back, think again. I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." Sincerely, "Count Dracula" Kevin Nash I found that line more entertaining than anything he's said in years. I actually marked out for Kevin Nash??? Yep, world's ending. Dames - Will Survive!
Guest humongous2002 Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 If he is Count Dracula let me drink HOLY WATER so I could drink it and then piss it on him.
Guest crandamaniac Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 if we stabbed him, he'd just no-sell it and then hit us w/ a big boot and a powerbomb
Guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 Dont forget about Snake eyes, and the look through my meaty paws elbow.
Guest mastermind Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 Well, Nash has a point to a point. HBK with his attitude on Excess wasn't vintage HBK. If he comes back like that he wouldn't fit the nWo. Now if we get DX Shawn Michaels it would be a different story. There is another layer to this imo. Nash probably doesn't want HBK being another Hogan who leaves the group because of fan backing. Believe me, I don't like these HBK rumours because it has been happening since he lost to Austin. Remember Scoops? He would mention every two damn weeks Shawn was coming back. Anyways, I could see WHY there might be heat. Shawn was THE MAN before ALL of these guys. Why would they want him coming back and stealing their thunder? It's still business.
Guest Posted April 12, 2002 Report Posted April 12, 2002 This was taken from www.kevinbigsexynash.com... Statement from Kevin Nash April 3, 2002 "Tuesday night in Birmingham, I had surgery to repair a torn right bicep, suffered eight days earlier on RAW. The 90-minute surgery was performed by my main-man Dr. James Andrews and was a success. Andrews has done my last four operations, by the way. Thanks. I am now back home in Atlanta. Now to set the record straight, I had an MRI on March 26th in Philadelphia, performed on the middle of the bicep. It showed a deep bruise. I had a second MRI performed yesterday, April 2nd, in Birmingham. It showed a ruptured bicep tendon. That meant it had to be repaired by Andrews. For all you smart marks who think I won't be back, think again. I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart." Sincerely, "Count Dracula" Kevin Nash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&a mp;g t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > So ahh....who's got the sharpest wood in the room? I hate Nash but soemthing that funny made me think he might not be that much of an assshole.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted April 12, 2002 Report Posted April 12, 2002 Kevin Nash if you are reading this, please keep doing those lame ass elbow drops like you did on that RAW before Wrestlemania during the NWO/Austin-Rock match. Also keep doing those kneelifts in the corner and in general keep stinking it up in the ring. You are my hero. I try to be like you at every job that I work at. Over the summer, I worked at a summer camp and was the most half assed person working there. I used to take naps in the walk in refrigrator and think, so this is what it feels like to be like Kevin Nash! Keep up your good work and I'll keep up mine brother! NWO for life!
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted April 12, 2002 Report Posted April 12, 2002 How many moves can Nash actually do? Elbows, feet in the corner, sideslam, big boot, powerbomb. Is that it?
Guest Posted April 12, 2002 Report Posted April 12, 2002 Nash can... 1.STEP OVER THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD! 2.Big Nash can pull off a powerbomb...WOW! 3.Big foot your style? Don't look past our Kev! 4.You want charisma? Kev has it brother! WOLFPAC IN THE HOUUUUUUUUUUSE! 5.Nash=Ratin's BA-BAY! The Taker Mark has spoken...obviously degrading words about our Kev
Guest Posted April 12, 2002 Report Posted April 12, 2002 I find it funny that an Undertaker mark is the one criticizing Nash. Have a match between the two, see what happens. "OH MY GOD! THE WWF'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS!!" -Jim Ross (while Paul E. laughs silently backstage)
Guest buffybeast Posted April 12, 2002 Report Posted April 12, 2002 OH MY GOD! THE WWF'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS!!" -Jim Ross (while Paul E. laughs silently backstage) LOL, I could see JR trying to sell going out of business. Anyways, who would carry who in a Taker/Nash match? I will admitt, their matchups in 1994-95 weren't that bad. But they sure would stink up an arena today.
Guest Posted April 13, 2002 Report Posted April 13, 2002 I find it funny that an Undertaker mark is the one criticizing Nash. Have a match between the two, see what happens. "OH MY GOD! THE WWF'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS!!" -Jim Ross (while Paul E. laughs silently backstage) Ahh..so little faith in the Undertaker's ability... The great man that is the Undertaker is far more talented charisma and work ethic wise when in comparison to one Kevin "You got the ratings, i got the knife" Nash. IF a Nash-Taker match were to take place, which i highly doubt, Undertaker would surprise you ALL and show you that HE TOO can carry YOUR Kev to a decent bout....thats if ANYONE can carry Kev to a decent bout... Long live the Taker This has been the Taker Mark...who is also a Mark Mark as well.
Guest Posted April 13, 2002 Report Posted April 13, 2002 Yeah, I think the Undertaker used to be pretty damn good. He was definitely the most agile 7 footer around. And he still can be decent in the ring when he wants to, but there's something about him you just have to love. Well, I do anyway.
Guest Posted April 13, 2002 Report Posted April 13, 2002 if we stabbed him, he'd just no-sell it and then hit us w/ a big boot and a powerbomb That's great. I couldn't stop laughing just picturing that.
Guest Posted April 13, 2002 Report Posted April 13, 2002 Yeah, I think the Undertaker used to be pretty damn good. He was definitely the most agile 7 footer around. And he still can be decent in the ring when he wants to, but there's something about him you just have to love. Well, I do anyway. FINALLY! AN INTELLIGENT POST! Rain down the love for our Taker This has been the Taker Mark...starting up a 'All for Taker' Cult
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