Guest rawmvp Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I didn't go through the stop sign because I saw these delinquents as potential fodder for my indignation. I was belligerent and felt compelled to fuel and vindicate the ire that ravaged me. Does that clarify everything? Edit: But thank God, everything turned out okay, as we both had WWE, and in particular, Eddie Guerrero to relate to. On that fateful day, I became an honorary Mexican. I can't wait for the PPV party!
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP THE STUPIDITY!!!!! To everyone but rawmvp.. Sorry about the caps, but it had to be done to get the point across..
NYU Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 This thread CANNOT, under any circumstances, be closed before No Way Out. I MUST see how the PPV Party goes. MUST!!
TSA09 Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Wow first he insults the mexicans by being a racist fuck and then at the end he considers himself an honorary mexican? What the fuck is this horse shit?
Guest rawmvp Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 No, at first I thought the Mexicans posed a threat to our (Natalie and I) existence, but after talking to them, I realized they're just like you and I. Basically, they're really good people.
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I didn't go through the stop sign because I saw these delinquents as potential fodder for my indignation. I was belligerent and felt compelled to fuel and vindicate the ire that ravaged me. Does that clarify everything? Edit: But thank God, everything turned out okay, as we both had WWE, and in particular, Eddie Guerrero to relate to. On that fateful day, I became an honorary Mexican. I can't wait for the PPV party! Oh man.......this has gotten so bad it's not even funny anymore. You aren't even trying dude! Can we ban him for subjecting us to this stupidity? I'm pretty sure he breaks the stupidity rule.
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Even FOOSTER will say can this guy. Isn't that correct, Sir?
NYU Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Wow first he insults the mexicans by being a racist fuck and then at the end he considers himself an honorary mexican? What the fuck is this horse shit? It's going to be a continuing theme. Then, he'll see an Italian man standing on the street, looking forlorn. He'll buy the man a slice of pizza and give him a bowl of pasta. Then he'll be an honorary Italian. In the next story, he'll give a can to a Chinese man he sees on the street. Then he'll be an honorary Asian person. Then, he'll buy a bottle of grape soda, but see a black man standing outside looking pretty thirsty. He'll give the man the soda and be an honorary African-African. Don't you see? This can be a continuing saga. rawmvp just SAVED this story.
TSA09 Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Let's see how many other racist things he can say throughout.
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Let's see how many other racist things he can say throughout. Who's the resident bookie.. I want whatever the Over is going to be.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 You guys are such goofballs. So naive, gullible, and easily deceived. It was a fucking dream; that is, starting with the scalding hot coffee part and the encounter with the Mexicans. Gotcha~! All of you can resume breathing, again. P.S. I had the dream after Smackdown if that explains anything. HAHA!
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Well the speech he gave FOR the Mexicans was just plain racist in of itself.........for the last time rawmvp........NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS!
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 You guys are such goofballs. So naive, gullible, and easily deceived. It was a fucking dream; that is, starting with the scalding hot coffee part and the encounter with the Mexicans. Gotcha~! All of you can resume breathing, again. P.S. I had the dream after Smackdown if that explains anything. HAHA! *bangs head on table* We all knew the story was fake.......the ENTIRE story. But we seem to agree that there really was a girl he thought was hot......so where does the story stop being real and become fake?
Guest ToddRoyal Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 And THAT was officially the end of all entertainment I shall recieve from this tale.
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 He also realized that the can't talk his way out of it so he came up with the dream sequence.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Natalie's parents -- especially her father -- are still against me seeing Natalie anytime soon. So...I still have that upward struggle to climb.
Guest ToddRoyal Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Exactly. He has now retracted part of, if not all, of his last 5 or so entries into this story. It's getting ridiculous
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 You guys are such goofballs. So naive, gullible, and easily deceived. It was a fucking dream; that is, starting with the scalding hot coffee part and the encounter with the Mexicans. Gotcha~! All of you can resume breathing, again. P.S. I had the dream after Smackdown if that explains anything. HAHA! *bangs head on table* We all knew the story was fake.......the ENTIRE story. But we seem to agree that there really was a girl he thought was hot......so where does the story stop being real and become fake? I already submitted my vote on page 29.
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Natalie's parents -- especially her father -- are still against me seeing Natalie anytime soon. So...I still have that upward struggle to climb. He's now realized when he says something incredibley dumb that he can't take back he can just use the dream excuse.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Oh, Please. Would I pour hot coffee on my face in an act of internal defiance? Or, just casually wait for a Mexican posse to accost me and threaten my life? Even an idiot would realize that none of the above is even remotely real; it was a dream. Haven't you ever heard of an irrational dream? I thought I'd integrate my dreams with reality. I thought you guys would get a kick out of it and realize the surreal nature of it, but I guess not. I thought it was funny, if that counts for anything.
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Just to recap I think he started including his dreams and totally ignoring reality right on Page 3 when he said. Update: She's starting to warm up to me.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Hip Hoop Hooray!! You won't believe what just happened tonight. I'll provide you guys with thorough details tomorrow.
Sandman9000 Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 It better fucking involve at least three out of the following list: Aliens IRS No less then three sororities Pizza Hut 101 Dalmations Dr. Dre & Ed Lover Ninjas Hardcore Ninjas Zack Malibu
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Now now sandman, you know not a single one of those things will happen, just like TSA hoping for blood and death..
Guest ToddRoyal Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 It better be a phone call or something, since it happened in 30 MINUTES. If this involves going somewhere, doing anything that takes more than 5 minuts, and coming back, it's obviously BS. Unless of course it happened WHILE you were posting your "explanations" (OMG OJHART2004!). Or it was just a Dream...
Guest GreatMuta Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I just can't get the image of Mick Foley saying all this out of my head. So what just happened rawmvp You get a call from your uncle, and you tell him your problems with the KGB, and he reveals to you he's CIA, and then we have a big bloodbath? Or is it just gonna get lamer from here on out.
TSA09 Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 :::gets on my knees::: Please Mod, close this thread
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 :::gets on my knees::: Oh ya baby *cues porno music*
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