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Guest Anglesault
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Read the little caption. Doesn't the use of an exclamation point usually signify that something exciting or different has happened?

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Guest Mystery Eskimo
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I expect Angle will spear Edge soon...that's the only way I can think that they can make a spearing any less dull.

Guest crandamaniac
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They're using the ! like they use the letter "Z" instead of an "s" for tag teams. I'm sure if it was a pic of hogan giving the big boot, they'd have put "Hogan gives (X) wrestler the Big Boot!"

Guest Anglesault
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I expect Angle will spear Edge soon...that's the only way I can think that they can make a spearing any less dull.

OR

 

The could stop the spear.

 

Knowing how much Vince hates me, The first match (At Backlash) in this year long midcrd feud will be a "Spear Match"

Guest Anglesault
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First to twenty spears wins?

30

 

And then Judgment Day will be a "Spear on a Pole match" I don't know how, but they'll figure a way.

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Maybe an *actual* spear on a pole...and Edge could dress up like a cave man...er...sorry, is late here, I'm going slightly mad. :)

Guest Shawn
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My God! Did you see those VISCIOUS Spearz!!! I had to look away it was...

 

 

...such a crappy match.

 

I miss heel Edge with Christian. E&C ruled. Edge just sucks ass sure the signs thing was funny but c'mon, watch his matches and promos where he talks.

Guest Anglesault
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Maybe an *actual* spear on a pole...and Edge could dress up like a cave man...er...sorry, is late here, I'm going slightly mad. :)

And at KOtR, a Blindfold spear match.

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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So long as Angle wasn't blindfolded...the sight of Edge blindfold, repeatedly falling on his face trying to spear Kurt would almost make up for the crappy feud.

Guest Anglesault
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He would hit him on the first try.

 

Setting up for...

 

The Spear Scaffold match at Fully Loaded.

Guest Shawn
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So long as Angle wasn't blindfolded...the sight of Edge blindfold, repeatedly falling on his face trying to spear Kurt would almost make up for the crappy feud.

LMAO. I'd actually buy a PPV to see that rather than uh... not buying it.

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Not a spear strap match? That'd be pretty funny :)

Guest Anglesault
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Not a spear strap match? That'd be pretty funny :)

That's why they made Summerslam

 

That and to set up the Spear Inferno Match at Unforgiven.

Guest Dangerous A
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Don't forget the spear-table match where the Dudleys will finally reunite to put both Edge and Angle though tables using the dreaded spear.

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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How about a falls count anywhere spear match? Then we could see Edge spearing Kurt in the mens toilets! SMELL THE RATINGS!

Guest Anglesault
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Don't forget the spear-table match where the Dudleys will finally reunite to put both Edge and Angle though tables using the dreaded spear.

 

No Mercy

 

How about a falls count anywhere spear match? Then we could see Edge spearing Kurt in the mens toilets! SMELL THE RATINGS!

 

Survivor Series

 

Leading to SPEAR IN A CELL at Vegeance.

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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I'd like to see a match in which Edge accidentally spears himself.

Guest chirs3
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... leading to the all out spotfest that is the Royal Rumble's "Tables, Ladders, and SPEARS!"

Guest Anglesault
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And after TLS, They both enter the Rumble and they eliminate eachother with Spears.

Guest Anglesault
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And at No Way Out, we have a Casket Spear Match

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Hell, maybe they could bring in Goldberg to spear Kurt a few more times.

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I'd like to see a match in which Edge accidentally spears himself.

That'd be funny.

 

I miss gothic Edge...

Guest evenflowDDT
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How about a... ummm... damn... they already took Spear on a Pole... what about... ummm... Spear of the Deathmatch? It'd be like a puro ring, with barbed wire turnbuckles, and Edge would spear but Angle would step out of the way and Edge would spear the barbed wire turnbuckles and there'd be no more feud!

 

PS: What's so bad about spears? Sure, they're not really exciting, and a bit overdone, but so are Stone Cold Stunners.  Or did you make jokes about No Mercy being a Mexican Glassnet Death Chain Stunner in a Cage match?

Guest Anglesault
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That reminds me, we need a Spear Bloodbath match!

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Or a spear a midget on a rope onto your opponent death inferno table on a first blood pole match.

Guest Anglesault
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PS: What's so bad about spears? Sure, they're not really exciting, and a bit overdone, but so are Stone Cold Stunners.  Or did you make jokes about No Mercy being a Mexican Glassnet Death Chain Stunner in a Cage match?

The problem is that they are MORE than "a bit overdone"

Guest Anglesault
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What about a Spear Top rope off with the top match?

 

Actually, that wouldn't be that bad. With the rate that edge Spears, Kurt's women would be very naked very fast.

Guest chirs3
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I've got it!

 

An "Ultimate Spear-mission match!"

 

Whoever scores the most spear-induced submissions in half an hour wins!

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