Don't you love how they try to make it interesting

[Guest Anglesault]

Dutchess of SpearsBury match! No one knows the rules, just that they involve Spears!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

PS: What's so bad about spears? Sure, they're not really exciting, and a bit overdone, but so are Stone Cold Stunners.  Or did you make jokes about No Mercy being a Mexican Glassnet Death Chain Stunner in a Cage match?

The problem is that they are MORE than "a bit overdone"

Touche.  Edge needs to bring back the electric chair drop.  Until then, guess we'll just have to deal with Spear Dumpster matches, Spear Stretcher matches, and everyone's favorite Barbed Wire Mexican Death Web Electric Spear Matches.

[Guest chirs3]

A "Last Man Spearing" match. If someone can't get up 10 seconds after a spear, they lose.

[Guest Anglesault]

Spear HAIR matches! You have to give a haircut As you are giving a spear!

[Guest chirs3]

How about a "Spear-Diaper" match?

[Guest Anglesault]

Empty Arena-Spear Match!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

uhh i cant think of any more gimmicks, umm how bout, uhhh no they've all been said

[Guest chirs3]

"Boiler Room SPEAR" match. Foley, eat your heart out.

[Guest]

Your all forgetting the dreaded Speared Alive Match.

[Guest Anglesault]

Special Spear Challenge match

[Guest chirs3]

"Gauntlet Spear Match" - opponents can only be eliminated by pinfall after a spear.

 

Hmm... Angle vs Edge/Kane/Others

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Iron Man Spear match where the winner hits the most spears in an hour.

[Guest JHawk]

Don't know if it's already been said...

 

Spear on a Cell Match!  Winner in the one who can spear his opponent through the roof of the cell.

[Guest chirs3]

We've had "Spear In The Cell", not on...

 

How about a "Spears Count Anywhere" match? The old kind, where you spear someone, and they've got 60 seconds to make it back to the ring.

[Guest Anglesault]

Gorilla Press Spear Match! When one man wants to end it, he mus call Albert out to do a Gorilla Press Slam so they can hit a spear!

[Guest Kinetic]

This joke is more overexposed than the spear.  Or the anklelock, for that matter.

[Guest chirs3]

"Spear Kennel From Hell" - Between the Cage and the Cell are half a dozen Edge-Marks, who will spear anything and everything they can.

[Guest Anglesault]

This joke is more overexposed than the spear.  Or the anklelock, for that matter.

What's wrong with the ankle lock?

[Guest Anglesault]

Lover her or Spear her match!

[Guest Kinetic]

What's wrong with the ankle lock?

Nothing.  But Angle certainly uses it as often as Edge uses the spear--they're signature moves, and that's part of what makes a wrestler successful in the WWF.  To start two threads criticizing Edge for using a moves that not only looks cool, but also gets a reaction from fans is stupid.

[Guest El Satanico]

Then to add the cherry to the sundae that is an already pissed off anglesault. At WM Britney Spears is the musical guest and the guest referee for the main event of Edge vs. Angle for the vacated Undisputed title. Then of course, Edge uses his trusty spear to defeat Angle and wins the vacated undisputer title. Then after the match Goldberg runs out and spears Edge and steals the title. At Raw the next night Duggan runs out to save Edge with a spear(his version) after Goldberg runs in spears Edge and then attacks him. That would set up a three way match of the "Masters of the Spear" for the title at Backlash.

 

That would be great just to get anglesault's reactions. Hell it coud drive him over the edge and cause him to kill himself.

[Guest Anglesault]

.  But Angle certainly uses it as often as Edge uses the spear

 

Show me an Angle "Run in and Anklelock"

 

At Raw the next night Duggan runs out to save Edge after Goldberg attacks him. Then that would set up a three way match of the "Masters of the Spear" for the title at Backlash.

 

Hell, throw Rhyno is there too. My mental health will have already been LONG gone.

[Guest Kinetic]

Show me an Angle "Run in and Anklelock"

He gets around to it.

[Guest Anglesault]

Quote (Anglesault @ April 05 2002,21:23)

Show me an Angle "Run in and Anklelock"

 

He gets around to it.

 

Huh?

[Guest chirs3]

"Love Her or Spear Her Match"

 

l-m-a-o

 

I think we've pretty much run through them all.

[Guest Anglesault]

Yeah, that about covers it. Unless we want to do

 

Chicago Streetight Spear Match

Detroit Streetight Spear Match

New York Streetight Spear Match

 

 

And so on.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

angle's ankle lock seems sloppy to me, at least the last while

[Guest]

The "Iron man Spear match" will naturally be 0-0 and have to be settled in overtime.

 

How about a "barbed spear match?" Wrap both men and the ring in barbed wire and have them charge at each other for about 30 minutes............hey that sounds kinda cool.

 

Or what about the "spear the wheel make a deal" match?

 

C'mon, there's GOTTA be some more matches we can think of................

[Guest Anglesault]

A Coal Miner's Spear match! You need to do the spear while wearing the loaded glove!

[Guest Anglesault]

I've got it! The classic Wrestlecrap match!

 

White Castle of SPEAR match!