The Raw Review 10/19 - 10/25

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October 25, 1993

Crush def. Phil Apollo

The1-2-3 Kid NC Marty Jannetty; double count out

Ludvig Borga def. Mike Bucci.

Men on a Mission def. Todd Mata & Steve Greenman

Diesel def. Dan Dubiel.

 

October 24, 1994

Razor Ramon def. Yokozuna by count out; IC Title Match

The Smoking Gunns def. Mike Bell & Barry Hardy

Tatanka def. Scott Taylor

Adam Bomb def. Phil Apollo

Diesel def. Ben Jordan

 

October 23, 1995

Owen Hart wins a Battle Royal

Avatar def. Brian Walsh

Alundra Blayze def. Bertha Faye to win the Women’s Title

 

October 21, 1996

Sycho Sid def. Owen Hart by DQ

The Gowinns def. The Smoking Gunns

Hunter Hearst Helmsley def. Marc Mero to win the Intercontinental Title

 

October 20, 1997

Rocky Maivia & Kama Mustafa def. Ken Shamrock & Ahmed Johnson

Bret Hart def. Faarooq

Marc Mero def. Brian Christopher

Owen Hart NC Shawn Michaels; Title vs. Title Match (IC & Euro)

Jesse James & Billy Gunn def. The Headbangers

Taka Michinoku def. Yoshihiro Tajiri

The Godwinns NC The Disciples of Apocalypse

 

October 19, 1998

X-Pac def. Ken Shamrock

The Headbangers def. L.O.D. 2000

Steve Blackman def. Jeff Jarrett by DQ

The Rock def. D’Lo Brown

Val Venis def. Mankind

The Undertaker NC Kane in a Casket Match

 

October 25, 1999

Viscera def. The Godfather

The Hollys NC Edge & Christian; Tag Title Match

The Big Show def. Prince Albert by DQ

D’Lo Brown & Chyna def. Chris Jericho & Stevie Richards

Mankind def. Triple H by DQ; WWF Title Match

Kane def. Buh Buh Ray Dudley by DQ

The British Bulldog def. Test in a Cage Match

The New Age Outlaws def. The Rock & Steve Austin

 

October 23, 2000

Lita def. Trish Stratus in a Bra & Panties Match for the Women’s Title

Chris Benoit def. Road Dogg

Chris Jericho def. William Regal by DQ; Euro Title Match

Tazz & Raven def. Too Cool

Mr. Ass def. Val Venis

The Hardy Boyz (posing as Los Conquistadors) def. Edge in a handicap match to win the

Tag Team Titles

Kurt Angle, The Rock, and Triple H go to a no contest in a Triple Threat Match for the

WWF Title

 

October 22, 2001

Lita & Trish Stratus def. Ivory & Mighty Molly

Tajiri def. Billy Kidman to win the WCW Cruiserweight Title

Kurt Angle def. Rhyno to win the WCW United States Title

Bradshaw def. The Hurricane to win the European Title

The Undertaker & Kane def. Booker T & Test

Rob Van Dam def. The Big Show; HC Title Match

The Rock & Chris Jericho def. The Dudley Boyz to win the Tag Team Titles

 

October 21, 2002

Christopher Nowinksi def. Jeff Hardy

The New Dudley Boyz def. Lance Storm & William Regal

Test def. D’Lo Brown; Special Referee, Stacy Keibler

Chris Jericho, Christian, & Victoria def. Booker T, Goldust, & Trish Stratus

Tommy Dreamer def. Al Snow in a Singapore Cane Match

The Big Show def. 3 Minute Warning & Rico in a handicap match

Kane & Rob Van Dam def. Triple H & Ric Flair

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At the 2001 edition of Raw, three titles changed hands in three straight matches. Is it any wonder why I lost my faith in the WWE during that time.

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At the 2001 edition of Raw, three titles changed hands in three straight matches. Is it any wonder why I lost my faith in the WWE during that time.

Recaps of those three matches by CRZ:

 

WCW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: TAJIRI (with Torrie Samuda) v. BILLY KIDMAN - Is Kidman still gimping around on that leg? Kinda looks like it. Heyman brings up the fact that Kidman and Torrie "were" an item. Lockup, Kidman with a hammerlock - Tajiri drops down and throws him off. Kidman ducks a clothesline and snaps off a 'rana. Right, kick, into the opposite corner, misses a splash - Tajiri with an enzuigiri. Kidman falls outside...Tajiri with a baseball slide dropkick. Kidman put back in - Tajiri with a springboard into a quebrada (!) but misses. Kidman dropkicks the chest. Snapmares him over - to the headlock. Tajiri back to his feet - elbow, elbow, kick, off the ropes - but Kidman powerbombs him...for 2. Kidman stomp, stomp, scoop...and a slam. Kidman outside and back over the top with a slingshot legdrop. 1, 2, Tajiri kicks out. Tajiri back up with a slap to the chest. Kidman kicks back. Kidman with a slap. Snap suplex by Kidman. Forearm. Tajiri fires back with a quick right left right - Kidman right, puts Tajiri into the corner - off the ropes but Tajiri ducks - then lands the superkick. Head to the buckle - chop, arm wringer, whip into the opposite corner is reversed, but Kidman runs into a superkick - Viscera kick lands - leg is hooked! 1, 2, Kidman kicks out! Tajiri put into the ropes, but he hits the handspring elbow for 2. Kidman manages an arm wringer, gutshot, DDT, and 2. Kidman is definitely limping. Suplex attempt is countered - inside cradle by Tajiri gets 2. Kidman right, right, going for the suplex again - Tajiri drops down, right, right, scoop slam, cover, 2. Kidman whipped into the corner, no, reversal, Tajiri tries to climb the corner but Kidman follows him in with a clothesline. Gutshot by Kidman, forearm in the back, run into the corner...THIS time Tajiri slips out and applies the tarantula when Kidman comes in. Tajiri winds up for the KICK but Kidman ducks it - there's a Kidmanbomb! 1, 2, Tajiri puts the shoulder up! Kidman goes for a suplex - Tajiri down the back - scoop - reversal by Kidman - Tajiri drops down and kicks him in the head - and there *is* the KICK - 1, 2, 3! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new WCW cruiserweight champion. (5:09) Replay of those last two kicks - and Tajiri reacting after being handed the title belt

 

 

WCW U.S. TITLE - RHYNO THE MAN BEAST (with Earlier Tonight - and RAW Credits) v. KURT ANGLE (with TV-14-DLV & CC boxes) - Big staredown in the middle of the ring. "USA!" Here we go - lockup, to the corner, rolling back and forth - Angle in control - referee "Blind" Mike Chioda manages to get them separated. Lockup again - Angle to the waistlock, rides him down - Rhyno counters to a hammerlock - Angle goes behind - German suplex! Rhyno blocks the second attempt and elbows out before Angle can go again - big clothesline by Rhyno. Right in the corner, right, opposite corner whip is reversed, but Rhyno puts up the elbow. Rhyno runs into a belly-to-belly overhead suplex. Angle clothesline, clothesline, Rhyno duck, Angle block, right, right, right, right, chop, chop, chop, chop, right, opposite corner whip is reversed...Angle evades the splash and hits a flying jalapeno off the ropes. 1, 2, no. Say, I think Angle's in control! Angle right, chop, chop, into the ropes - no, Rhyno reverses and gets him in a Fireman's carry - airplane spin!! - and flips him into a nice neckbreaker. Rhyno gets 1. Angle's head meets the buckle. Rhyno with a kick, kick, kick. Rhyno drapes Angle's left leg over the second rope - right, right, right, now the RIGHT leg is draped over the opposite rope. Right hand. Rhyno winds up...SPEAR into the exposed abdomen! (No Shattered Dreams? Damn!) "USA" chant fires up but it's Rhyno in command. Right hand. But Angle comes back - right, right, right, right, right, off the ropes...ohhhhhhhh into a Rhyno spinebuster. Rhyno hooks the leg - but only gets 2. Angle backs into a corner - Rhyno stomp, stomp, stomp, standing on the neck for 4...and a bit longer - Chioda pulls him off. Choke on the bottom rope - elbow to the back of the neck to add effect. Angle fires back - right, right, right, right, right, clothesline...taking Rhyno outside. I have a hunch Angle will follow - yeah. Rhyno's head meets the barricade. Big chop from Angle. Chop. Head to the STEEL steps. Angle rolls in - and rolls back out. Rhyno back in control with forearms in the back - and a hard run into the barricade. Angle rolled back in - Rhyno in after him. Right hand. Off the ropes - swinging neckbreaker (of the alleged variety) gets 2. Snapmares him over - and grabs the headlock. Angle all the way down - the crowd tries to bring him back. Angle to one foot - two feet - elbow, elbow, but Rhyno takes him down by what's left of his hair to stop the run into the ropes. Rhyno flips off the crowd! Angle grabs an ankle - but Rhyno grabs the bottom rope toot sweet. Angle right, right, Rhyno eye gouge to stop it. Rhyno snapmares him over - and goes back to the weardown hold. Crowd claps for Angle again...and Angle fights back again. Back to a knee - back up - elbow, elbow, break, right, right, right, into the ropes, reversed, wow RHYNO catches Angle into the belly-to-belly suplex. Rhyno hooks a leg - but only gets 2! Rhyno stomps on Angle. Stomp. Right hand to the back of the neck. Another overhand right. Too much gloating for Rhyno - Angle barrels him to the corner - right, right, right, right, chop, chop, into the ropes, reversed AGAIN, Angle ducks the clothesline, crossbody hits - Angle gets 2! Belly-to-belly blocked, Angle with a waistlock - Rhyno blocks THAT - elbow - off the ropes - Angle hits the belly-to-belly! Angle ducks a swing and manages the German suplex - and holds on for a second - STILL holding on - THREE! But that took a lot out of Angle - both men are down. It's Angle back up first - but Rhyno rams him into the turnbuckle - and clotheslines him down on the rebound. Both men are down again - crowd starts to sync on the clap. Chioda's count is up to 4 as they both get up - right by Rhyno - into the ropes is reversed..into an Olympic Slam!! But again, Angle is unable to follow up - crawling to a hook of the leg - 1, 2, NO!! Angle took too long to make the cover. Angle up slowly - now staggering to the ropes - he's going up - MOONSAULT! MISSES!! Rhyno's chance is now...but HE is slow to get up as well. Rhyno up - and awaiting Angle. Here it comes - GORE! GORE! GORE! but BOTH men are through the ropes to the outside! Honestly, I don't know if they'll beat the ten count here. Let's take an Xbox Replay. Rhyno muscles up Angle - dead weight - both men in at 7. Wow. Cover - 1, 2, Angle kicks out! Rhyno from his knees - right, right, right, right, right. Rhyno to his feet again..."USA!" Angle brought up - whip is reversed, Rhyno pulls him in and goes behind - Angle drops down and grabs an ankle - ANGLELOCK! AND RHYNO TAPS!!!!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new United States Champion! (11:30) Reaction shot from Shane and Stephanie - and Vince and Linda - and back and forth about a MILLION times between them. Hey! I got a CRAZY idea - LET'S STOP LOOKING AT McMAHONS AND LOOK AT ANGLE!

 

 

WWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP: ACOLYTE BRADSHAW v. THE HURACAN (with Mighty Molly - or, as Lilian Garcia calls her, "Molly Holly") - say, did you notice how they did all the WCW title matches first and THEN the WWF ones? It's little things like that. Did you notice the European championship didn't get a nifty graphic like the WWF ones (but not the WCW ones) did last night at No Mercy? You didn't ORDER No Mercy? Oh. Hurricane with a...pose. Lockup, Bradshaw shoves him away. Bradshaw up, posing, off the ropes - Bradshaw shoulderblock. Pose - Hurricane psyching up...Bradshaw steps aside and tosses him. Bradshaw out after him - Molly decides to stand in front and stand her ground. Molly with a punch - Bradshaw blocks it and shrugs her away. Meanwhile, Hurricane has climbed to the top - hurriplancha - HOLY GEEZ HAYDEN he just tried to kill himself...Bradshaw does as well as he can to catch him but has to drop him because the head-first momentum is too great. Bradshaw picks him up as if he'd meant to drop him - Molly from behind...Bradshaw sets Hurricane in the ring and looks back - oh, she's gone. Oh well. Bradshaw back in the ring - big right hand. Right, right, overhand forearm to the back, into the ropes, Hurricane ducks, super(hero)kick, hurridropkick to the knees puts Bradshaw off his feet. Off the ropes, hurridropkick to the head. Now he wants a suplex - uhhh no. Bradshaw counters with a suplex of his own - half hour variety. Bradshaw with another forearm in the back. Bradshaw with a crossed arm neckbreaker (!). Molly to the top - pose - plancha - Bradshaw manages to catch her - looks like we'll get our contractually obligated fallaway slam...but not before Bradshaw gives Hurricane a big boot. Molly slides out of the ring on the bounce. Hurricane windmills...winding up - off the ropes - clothesline bounces off Bradshaw as if he were like wall. Bradshaw calmly delivers the Hades lariat, covers, and gets the fall 1, 2, 3. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a pattern. (3:09) Replay of the clothesline that doesn't work - and the one that does. If Faarooq were here, he'd probably say... "Damn." Ol' Uncle Zebekiah would be proud.

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Hmm, Thanks I didn't think anyone was even going to respond to that

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The1-2-3 Kid NC Marty Jannetty; double count out

 

Owen Hart NC Shawn Michaels; Title vs. Title Match (IC & Euro)

 

Taka Michinoku def. Yoshihiro TajiriOctober 19, 1998

 

Kurt Angle def. Rhyno to win the WCW United States Title

 

October 21, 2002

I remember all of these matches being good

 

And

 

 

 

~HHHONK~

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October 21, 1996

Sycho Sid def. Owen Hart by DQ

The Gowinns def. The Smoking Gunns

Hunter Hearst Helmsley def. Marc Mero to win the Intercontinental Title

 

October 21, 2002

Christopher Nowinksi def. Jeff Hardy

The New Dudley Boyz def. Lance Storm & William Regal

Test def. D’Lo Brown; Special Referee, Stacy Keibler

Chris Jericho, Christian, & Victoria def. Booker T, Goldust, & Trish Stratus

Tommy Dreamer def. Al Snow in a Singapore Cane Match

The Big Show def. 3 Minute Warning & Rico in a handicap match

Kane & Rob Van Dam def. Triple H & Ric Flair

...why have two Raws to happen on my birthday both had weird stuff on them?

 

And for those that don't know about the weird thing on the 2002 edition...two words: Katie Vick.

 

For 1996, it was the HHH/Mero thing.

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The1-2-3 Kid NC Marty Jannetty; double count out

 

Owen Hart NC Shawn Michaels; Title vs. Title Match (IC & Euro)

 

Taka Michinoku def. Yoshihiro TajiriOctober 19, 1998

 

Kurt Angle def. Rhyno to win the WCW United States Title

 

October 21, 2002

I remember all of these matches being good

Unfortunently can't find a recap to the Kid/Jannetty match. The two '97 matches listed are recapped by G.P. Ryan and already posted Angle/Rhyno.

 

Intercontinental champ Owen Hart vs. Euro champ Shawn Michaels

Owen says if HBK is any kind of man, they can make it one-on-one.

Rude, Helmsley and Chyna come out to the entranceway. Rude has a mic

and does the classic Rude spiel. HBK shakes hands with D-X, who don't

accompany him to the ring. HBK gets him to the corner, his punch is

blocked and Owen slugs him a couple times, side headlock...after an

HBK leapfrog, Owen decks him, gives him a spinning kick and knocks him

over the top. Owen goes for a slidekick but misses and HBK drops him

on the rail and throws him into the steps. The Harts are shown

watching in the back as HBK hits a piledriver before the --break-- (at

1:21, lasted 3:11) In the ring, Owen continues to pummel HBK and

corner whips him, HBK does a half-Flair Flip, as he stays in the ring.

Owen whips him into a BEAUTIFUL belly-to-belly for 2. Owen beats on

him some more and goes to a sleeperhold. HBK goes to one knee before

giving him a belly-to-back suplex. HBK corner whips and dropkicks him

for 2 before going to a reverse chinlock. Owen finally powers out and

beats on him, HBK reverses a corner whip, but Owen catches him and

slingshots him into the corner and covers for 2 1/2. Owen corner whips

but charges into the post. HBK slams him and goes up top for an

elbowdrop. HBK misses the superkick and Owen hits the enzuigiri. Steve

Austin enters the ring and gives the ref a Stunner, after which HBK

hits the superkick. Bret enters the ring and pummels HBK for a bit.

D-X and the Harts come to the ring. I'm assuming a time, since a bell

was never rung to end the match.

WINNER: no-contest at about 9:35 **1/4 -- **1/2

 

 

Tajiri Yoshihiro vs. TAKA Michinoku

Sunny does the ring announcing. TAKA misses a pair of dropkicks,

Tajiri hits a bouncing back elbow and a springboard moonsault

bodyblock to the floor. TAKA goes up top and hits a good spin kick.

TAKA sends him out of the ring and does a springboard plancha

bodyblock (it looked a bit off, though). In the ring, he dropkicks a

sitting Tajiri, then misses a moonsault. Tajiri hits a Ligerbomb for

2. TAKA reverses a whip and Tajiri hits a hurricanrana for 2. Tajiri's

corner whip is reversed, and TAKA charges in with a kick and

immediately goes up top for a dropkick. Tajiri goes behind on a

Michinoku Driver II attempt and hits a snap German suplex for 2.

Tajiri jumps at TAKA, who powerbombs him for 2 and hits the MDII for

the pin. Nonstop action.

WINNER: TAKA Michinoku, at 2:55 ***1/2

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Tommy Dreamer def. Al Snow in a Singapore Cane Match

 

 

Tommy Dreamer winning on RAW???

 

Man, we'll never see that again.

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October 21, 1996

Sycho Sid def. Owen Hart by DQ

The Gowinns def. The Smoking Gunns

Hunter Hearst Helmsley def. Marc Mero to win the Intercontinental Title

 

October 21, 2002

Christopher Nowinksi def. Jeff Hardy

The New Dudley Boyz def. Lance Storm & William Regal

Test def. D’Lo Brown; Special Referee, Stacy Keibler

Chris Jericho, Christian, & Victoria def. Booker T, Goldust, & Trish Stratus

Tommy Dreamer def. Al Snow in a Singapore Cane Match

The Big Show def. 3 Minute Warning & Rico in a handicap match

Kane & Rob Van Dam def. Triple H & Ric Flair

...why have two Raws to happen on my birthday both had weird stuff on them?

 

And for those that don't know about the weird thing on the 2002 edition...two words: Katie Vick.

 

For 1996, it was the HHH/Mero thing.

HHH/Mero is recapped by Kevin James Posiadlik and the Katie Vick crap is recapped by CRZ:

 

Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Mark Mero (w/Sable and Mr. Perfect)

 

Sable handles the ringside duties, while Perfect settles down at the

announcer's desk. As we return, Hunter has Mero trapped in a corner.

Mero reverses a cross-corner whip into a back body drop to regain the

edge. Perfect: "Hunter Hearst Helmsley pulled one off on Mr. Perfect

tonight, but believe me, Mr. Perfect always gets the last laugh." Mero

finally dropkicks Hunter out of the ring, as Vince McMahon mentions an

injury to Faarooq, which has been blamed on Ahmed Johnson. Ahmed has

therefore been suspended. Excuse me? What exactly does a suspension

mean to a guy who's three months away from doctor's clearance to

wrestle? Or will he simply be suspended for the first five matches of

next year (whatever that's supposed to mean)?

 

Meanwhile, Mero is about to go for his usual plancha dive, when Hunter

comes up with an inventive defense to it, namely, using Sable as a

shield. This stops Mero, but Sable is none too pleased at being in the

grasp of her former escortee. So she lets him know that, hard to the

cheek. Mero climbs out of the ring and puts in his two cents on the

matter. After loading Hunter in the ring, Mero slingshots over Hunter

into a sunset flip, leading to the sequence: counter cover by Hunter,

bridge out into a backslide by Mero. Hunter finally regains the edge,

though, with a nicely executed gut wrench suplex. Hunter dominates the

next several minutes, if a bit methodically. Mero interrupts the run

with a slingshot of Hunter into a turnbuckle, but Hunter kicks out and

resumes his domination...

 

-- ad break --

 

Mero, back in control now, slingshots himself inside the ring and hits a

leg drop. Cover, but Hunter isn't done yet. Mero hits the

Write-Off/Papoose-To-Go/End-Of-The-Trail (and McMahon called it

something altogether different, but I could quite make it out), and

signals for the Wild Thing. The most devastating maneuver in the WWF

today... is when Hunter nudges a nonattentive referee into the ropes,

knocking Mero loose from his perch, and, as usually happens, Mero is

crotched. Hunter takes the opportunity to join Mero up there, but after

some discussion of the matter, Mero pushes Hunter off and again tries

for the Wild Thing. This time Hunter has no counter. Wham, bam, 1,

2... kickout! A double reverse of a subsequent cross-corner whip

catches the referee in the crossfire, and now we have three men down.

 

Perfect: "I'm not going to interfere in anything." Hunter, the first to

recover, slides out of the ring and grabs a seat, I mean a chair,

causing Perfect to recant that previous remark. Helmsley lines up his

attack, but on the backswing feels a little tug on the chair. It's

Sable, for once doing exactly the sort of thing a manager ought to be

doing. The tug-of-war between Hunter and Sable is settled once and for

all, though, when Perfect yanks the chair loose from both of them, and

immediately gets a bead on Helmsley.

 

Mero, being the stand-up kind of guy that he is, stands up at this

point, perhaps to tell Perfect not to bother risking a DQ, he can handle

it from here. But Perfect is fixed on Hunter. "You know what I'm going

to do with this chair? Do you know what I am going to do with this

chair???? I'm gonna do this," and WHAM! down goes... Mero.

 

Sable, totally shocked by this turn of events, still has the presence of

mind to run around to the referee to tell him what has happened. But of

course the referee has heard that story a million times, so simply

ignores it, clears his head while Helmsley hits Mero with a gratuitous

Pedigree, and counts the ensuing pinfall to make Hunter Hearst Helmsley

the new Intercontinental champion. And while Perfect and Hunter

celebrate the fruits of their elaborate hoax (and that little red

herring of a Perfect/Austin confrontation gets summarily tossed in the

trash), we take our leave of Raw for the evening.

 

 

Over to JONATHAN COACHMAN, who stands at the interview set with Triple H. Why's he doing this? "Why am I doing this? 'cause I wanna show the world what kind of a man Kane is. You know, I called him a murderer, but he's a whole lot worse than that; he's some kinda twisted psychopath, some kinda sick freak. Believe me, only a man like Kane could do the type of thing I'm about to show you on this videotape. Now I gotta warn you: this is NOT for the squeamish. Roll the footage."

 

Graphic: "WARNING The following scene contains material that may offend some viewers. DISCRETION IS ADVISED"

 

Graphic on tape: "10/09/92 2:30am" Looks like a funeral home, complete with open casket. Why there'd be a cameraman here is anybody's...ohhh, never mind. I got it. "Hello. It's me, Kane. Is anyone here?" Well, it's not Kane entering the room - it's Triple H dressed up in a Kane mask and "BIG FREAK'N MACHINE" T-shirt. He approaches the coffin. "Hello, Katie. God...you look so good. Katie, you might look better - dead - than you did alive. You know, Katie...it didn't have to be like this. You didn't have to die. If you'd'a just given me what I wanted - if you'd'a just let me touch you...Katie, in that car. If you'd'a just...touch your beautiful breasts, then I wouldn't have swerved and gone off the road. And you would still be alive. Yes you would. Y- Yes you would - don't - no. N-- you would, too, you would still be alive and it's your fault. That's right. That's right, it is your fault, and you know it. 'cause I loved you, Katie - and you - you didn't love me when you were alive, because I was...some burnt up freak. What's that? Really? Now that you're...you're dead, you want me? I want you too, Katie. I've always wanted you, Katie. Look at you. I want you more than ever now - in your cheerleader uniform. I used to watch you bounce up and down. Your panties...would show. You know....if you want me, and I want you then there's no reason that...we shouldn't...be together." Picture gets pixellated where he feels her up. "Ohhhhh yeah. You like that, huh. Shhhhhhh. Don't be too loud. Your parents are next door, Katie. The other hand too? Ohhhh yeah. That's good. You know, Katie...you feel kinda stiff. Speaking of...stiff...maybe....maybe I should do what I've always wanted to do. You want me to?" He removes his shirt. "Yeah, Katie, I thought you would - I thought you'd never ask, but...I understand now you - you can't resist me. Maybe you should take off some clothes, too, Katie - I mean - maybe... maybe I should... (removes bra) This'll help. I bet it feels good to have them free, doesn't-- ohhh yes it certainly does. You know, Katie...these panties that I always saw under your skirt...you won't need these... (he smells 'em - eww) - ohhhh, I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning. Katie...I'm gonna give you what you want. And I'm gonna take what I always wanted." Fortunately, we're from the chest up as he drops trou...then climbs in the coffin, lifts a leg... "What's that? Oh, I'm going to. Yeah. I'm gonna give you what you always wanted, Kaite - tell me how bad you want it - tell me - yessssss." We move to shots of flowers and candles and background music covering up the sounds of... oh who knows. "Oh - oh - oh, Katie - oh - who's your daddy, Katie, huh? That's it. Who's your daddy? Oh." Back to the picture as "Kane" sighs. "I hope that was as good for you as it was for me. What's that? I did? You're kidding me. I really did? I did? Oh my God...I did. I really did it! I really did... (displays - ugh) I screwed your brains out!" And he throws them on the camera lens.

 

Back to H, who has to put his head on Coach's shoulder, he's laughing so hard. "Ohhhh what a sick freak!"

 

Now back to Terri, who thinks Kane won't really want to talk to anybody after that. She'll try, though. She opens the door a little bit...but it slams in her face.

 

MAN, THIS SURE MAKES ME WANT TO PAY $34.95 FOR THE NO MERCY ENCORE!

 

Well at least no lesbians were harmed, so TNN will be happy

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Tommy Dreamer def. Al Snow in a Singapore Cane Match

Tommy Dreamer winning on RAW???

 

Man, we'll never see that again.

Recap by CRZ:

 

AL SNOW (Tough Enough III - Lima, Ohio - 246 pounds - with Let Us Take You Back to Earlier TOnight) v. TOMMY DREAMER (Yonkers, New York - 252 pounds) in a Singapore cane match

referee: JACK DOAN

Those are KENDO STICKS, by the way. Say, when do they teach the kendo technique during Tough Enough, anyway? I guess never - when CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI comes out, he ends up braining Snow with a stick when Dreamer ducks - and Dreamer covers for the pin. (2:22) Replay. Dreamer seems sorry - what, sorry HE didn't get to be the one to knock Snow the fuck out? Oh yeah - they had the onsale crawl during this match. I know you were wondering.