Dr. Chevy Rosenpenis: Dear Diary

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You drive a plane?

 

Swish!

 

Your semi has a basketball net?

Cool beans!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I was considering doing a blog...but then SK stole my thunder again.

 

Dames

Its time you left his shadow....it'll be tough, because he's a hefty guy.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I don't believe we've gotten to the bottom of this issue, people...

 

Look, I appreciate all the extra work you've been putting in around here, but time is short, and we really need to put just a little bit more effort if we want to get this done on time. So, let's all put our heads together (CHEAP PLUG FOR THE COCK THREAD OMG) and get to the bottom of this, okay?

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Dammit justsoyouknow, you should know better than to post when I have family over. How am I going to explain my erection now, huh?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Hey, I passed out the Peter Powder already. I'm not going to put it on for you, too.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

INDEED?

And, and he finally used punctuation.

 

What the fuck is going on here?

on painkillers/ I'll strat thread to explain why at....

 

 

http://pub68.ezboard.com/bundergroundsmarks2003

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Hey, I passed out the Peter Powder already. I'm not going to put it on for you, too.

 

 

I think Mr. Franklin says differently...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Piss!!

 

join ugs! post! or die!

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Piss!!

 

join ugs! post! or die!

 

Yes Sir, Whatever you say, Sir!!

[Guest The Old Me]

Piss!!

 

join ugs! post! or die!

I almost shit my pants when I saw that.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you almost shit your pants all the time I hear.

[Guest The Old Me]

you almost shit your pants all the time I hear.

Yeah well I went to the doctor for it, there's nothing he can do. STOP CALLING ME NAMES!

 

*relapses*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

poor prince paul.

[Guest The Old Me]

poor prince paul.

Don't start that shit with me again...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

lol

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dear Diary

 

I love Godzilla. He's breaking the back of the Marlins. Dontrell Willis? Bah. He's nothing compared to GODZILLLLLA.

[Guest The Old Me]

Yeah, the Marlins suck. They're about as good as Boston.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Yeah, the Marlins suck. They're about as good as Boston.

I'm really starting to fall in like with you.

[Guest The Old Me]

It always starts out as "like"...it'll progress, you're no different than the others.

[Sandman9000 0]

::Joins in all the Yankee love::

 

 

::And tosses out gold stars to everyone in the thread::

[Guest King Curtis]

Next year, the cardinals will own every other team.

[Guest The Old Me]

Next year, the cardinals will own every other team.

Yes, I'm sure they will.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dear Diary:

 

Chevy doesn't give a flying fuck if Eagan is back...and either should anyone else.

 

I never listened to much Elliot Smith before, but I am going to check out his work. The Nick Drake complex fascinates me.

 

Smackdown looks like it'll be a glorious nut buster.

 

There's a civic election today in my city, and I voted.

 

CWM has a sore penis, and I feel terrible for him.

 

WDI seems to be back on its feet.

 

The Yankees are out-playing the Marlins in every facet of the game, and it'll be over in 5. The Marlins just don't have it, nor do they really deserve to be in the World Series. They just aren't that good.

 

And is there something just downright compemtible about Jack MacKeon? No one has annoyed me this much since the Red Sox fans last Thursday. They actually thought they were going to win.

 

I stress it again, Marquez Tuiasosopo should replace Gannon in 2 weeks againats the Lions.

 

Halloween is coming up and I plan on dressing up like a jack-o-latern.

[justsoyouknow 0]

How's that swollen penis of yours, Banky?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

How's that swollen penis of yours, Banky?

CWM's penis is actually swollen, you should ask him.

 

And quit flattering yourself son, only my own reflection makes my dick hard.

[justsoyouknow 0]

No, really, its swelling, I stubbed it against a dry vagina the other night.

 

 

You misunderstood me, man. I wasn't implying that I turn you on, I was just concerned about your well-being. But they say that the guilty proclaim their innocence the loudest...

[Guest The Old Me]

Marlins postpone the inevitable, and they will give another state false hope when they are crushed by the corporate baseball gods of our time.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Dear Diarya,

 

I'm God and you're not!

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

[Guest The Old Me]

Dear Diarya,

 

I'm God and you're not!

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

No, no you're not.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Dear Diarya,

 

I'm God and you're not!

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

No, no you're not.

Quiet mortal. I'll ruin this thread just like I ruined yours!