Matches That Never Happened Vol I

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Matches That Never Happened Volume I

 

 

The Match: Cobainwasmurdered vs. The Mysterious One in a Ladder Match

The Time: CWM/Popick/Alfdogg booking era.

The Storyline: a mysterious stranger who claims that CWM stole the OAOAST from him is stalking CWM. TMO swears to destroy CWM and the OAOAST. After months of torture CWM finally agrees to face TMO in a ladder match. The Stakes: The OAOAST itself.

 

 

 

CWM Vs. TMO (Ladder Match)

 

 

We cut to the arena as a briefcase containing the deed to the OAOAST is lifted to the ceiling; outside the ring is a ladder, ready to be used.

 

"Master Of Puppets" hits at the same time the lights go out and when they come back on TMO is in the ring staring up at the briefcase.

 

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" thunders across the P.A. to a MASSIVE pop as CWM stalks down to ringside. CWM doesn't take his eyes off TMO the whole time and walks under the ladder. CWM doesn't even realize the bad luck he had. Is this an omen of things to come? IS CWM DESTINED TO LOSE THE OAOAST?!?

 

CWM climbs the steps and poses on the top turnbuckle to applause. He jumps into the ring and goes toe to toe with TMO in a stare down. The two combatants hold each other's glare for what seems an eternity before they lock up. CWM gets a go behind into a wristlock but TMO breaks it with a hard elbow the side of the head. Stunning CWM long enough for TMO to hit an arm drag into a wristlock. CWM fights to his feet and breaks the hold with an eye gauge. Both men back off and start to circle, looking for weaknesses. Like a striking snake CWM rushes TMO and spears him to the mat. CWM drags TMO and whips him into the ropes, TMO reverses and goes for a backdrop but CWM pulls up short and nails TMO with a swift kick to the head. CWM goes for a vertical suplex but TMO blocks and hits a front suplex. TMO climbs to the top rope and waits for CWM to get to his feet...MISSILE DROPKICK! NO! CWM ducks! TMO tumbles to the mat down and out!

 

CWM rolls out of the ring and heads for the ladder. He folds the ladder up and carries it back to the ring. CWM slides it under the ropes and moves to follow but TMO lurches to his feet and intercepts CWM at the ropes. TMO goes for a Suplex into the ring but CWM blocks the first attempt, TMO hammer CWM in the kidneys and…BRAINBUSTER ON THE LADDER!! CWM is busted wide open!! TMO slowly gets to his feet and pulls the prone body of CWM off the ladder. TMO sets the ladder up directly under the briefcase and starts to climb. CWM who is lying under the ladder has still not moved. TMO nears the top rung and reaches for the case but CWM’S feet kick out tipping over the ladder and sending TMO plummeting to the mat!

 

TMO seems to be out cold. CWM slowly crawls to the ropes and uses them to pull himself to his feet. CWM stumbles over to the ladder and props it up in the corner. CWM pulls TMO to his feet by his hair and whips him into the ladder! CWM goes for it again but TMO reverses and the already bloody CWM collides head first with the ladder. TMO picks up the ladder and rams it into CWM’S ribs repeatedly. CWM is left screaming in agony as TMO’S eyes gleam with sadistic glee.

 

TMO sets up the ladder and starts to climb up but he notes CWM beginning to stir so he hops off and goes over to CWM. TMO picks up CWM and goes for a tombstone piledriver but CWM blocks and hits a CONSPIRACY BOMB~! An exhausted CWM begins to climb the ladder but TMO somehow makes it to his feet and stops CWM cold with a low blow. TMO signals for the TORTURED SOUL (razor’s edge) but CWM slides over his shoulders and spins him around into a POLLYCUTTE…NO! TMO blocks and sends CWM tumbling to the outside.

 

As CWM collects himself on the floor TMO starts up the ladder. He’s almost got the briefcase off the hooks but CWM dashes into the ring with a chair SMACK!! CWM nails TMO in the back with the chair. TMO drops off the ladder and CWM tosses the chair to the mat and snatches TMO up. CWM throws him into the ropes and follows him in with a clothesline but instead of tumbling to the floor TMO’S arms somehow get hooked in the ropes leaving him stuck!!

 

CWM turns away from TMO and sets up the ladder. He climbs to the top and starts to pull down the briefcase when he suddenly stops and climb off the ladder…WTF?!?

 

CWM reaches the mat and stalks over to the discarded chair and picks it up. He looks from the chair to the trapped TMO to the crowd. He gestures with the chair and to a huge “CWM” chant hits TMO so hard with the chair it seems to wrap around his head!!

 

CWM climbs the ladder and snatches the briefcase to the delight of the crowd. The OAOAST is saved.

 

CWM goes over to TMO and gestures to the crowd that he’s going to finally unmask him. But the lights go out and when they come back on TMO is gone and all that’s left is a puddle of blood.

 

WINNER: COBAINWASMURDERED

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I wrote something like this, but I deleted it. Good job.

[alfdogg 0]

Jeez, you're worse than HHH.

 

HHH puts himself over when he's so injured that he can't move...

 

But with a KIDNEY STONE?

 

Come on.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

My match list:

 

Selling match:

The Faces of Fear (Jason, Freddy, Michael) vs. The Ultimate No-sellers (Goldberg, Sid, Warrior)

 

Promo:

An angry Fat Bastard says that name demeans him, he now wants to be known as Scott Kieth.

 

Shower room brawl:

Plushy Al Logan vs. Zack Malibu & The Dames

 

Use Your Illusion Match:

Axl Rose vs. The Undertaker

 

The Metalliaposse vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Big Bossman, Legion of Doom

 

Survivor Series or JR has an orgasm that disgusts even Jerry Lawler:

Team Tenta vs. Big Show, A-Train, Brock, Bradshaw, and Rikishi.

 

Street Fight:

Jason Voorhees vs. Vader

 

If Chris Benoit wins, Scott Kieth is not allowed with 500 feet of him:

Chris Benoit vs. Fat Bastard

 

Sub-Zero vs. RVD

[caboose 0]

I could type up something like this about the greatest angle that never materialised because I left just after Christmas...

[Zack Malibu 0]

Shower room brawl:

Plushy Al Logan vs. Zack Malibu & The Dames

All right, that cinches it. I'm officially disturbed by this hazing bull.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i was kinda hoping for feedback on the quality of the writing...

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I could type up something like this about the greatest angle that never materialised because I left just after Christmas...

post it, sounds interesting

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

My match list:

 

Selling match:

The Faces of Fear (Jason, Freddy, Michael) vs. The Ultimate No-sellers (Goldberg, Sid, Warrior)

 

Promo:

An angry Fat Bastard says that name demeans him, he now wants to be known as Scott Kieth.

 

Shower room brawl:

Plushy Al Logan vs. Zack Malibu & The Dames

 

Use Your Illusion Match:

Axl Rose vs. The Undertaker

 

The Metalliaposse vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Big Bossman, Legion of Doom

 

Survivor Series or JR has an orgasm that disgusts even Jerry Lawler:

Team Tenta vs. Big Show, A-Train, Brock, Bradshaw, and Rikishi.

 

Street Fight:

Jason Voorhees vs. Vader

 

If Chris Benoit wins, Scott Kieth is not allowed with 500 feet of him:

Chris Benoit vs. Fat Bastard

 

Sub-Zero vs. RVD

I will write these matches, and post them on my own, as part of a DVD that will never be bought. I will include special features.

 

I will start:

 

The Best of Mario Logan or as he wants to be called now Plushy Al Logan's booking!

[Guest Anglesault]

Reminds me of my promo that never happened.

 

I actually had a damn fine pre-war games promo all set, in which I really laid the groundwork for my "psychotic run" and where I quoted Lady Macbeth.

 

I figured since most of you have never even heard of Macbeth, it was a waste.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I've read macbeth

 

Cmon AS, i quoted ts eliot and robert browning like mad during my heel run

[Guest Anglesault]

I said "most"

 

I'm sure some of you would have picked up on it.

[Guest Anglesault]

Besides, it's not like it was something easy like "Out, Out Damn Spot" it's a much smaller line in the play that i happen to think is awesome.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Whoo...Macbeth!

 

 

 

...that's a show, right?...about the really skinny lawyer girl? The one with the dancing baby?