SWF Smarkdown Card (April 8/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Wow!  A whole 4 matches!

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: April 8, 2002

Arena: The Denver Coliseum in Denver, Colorado!

Due date: April 8, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Jay Dawg

- At the request of the commissioner, Jay Dawg participated in a bit of a Johnny Rotten beat down on Storm.  This Monday the former hardcore champion will try to get a measure of revenge against the current US champ…

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

K-Os & Thoth vs. Mark Stevens & El Luchadore Magnifico

- Good vs. evil.  Clan vs. Carnival.  It’s a random tag match for the ages and a bout you don’t wanna’ miss!

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- Which one of these two dangerous women will be going after Magnifico’s LHW title?  We’ll find out on Smarkdown!

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

ICTV TITLE/THEME MUSIC DOUBLE LADDER MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

- Plastic bowls, stolen theme music and evil of all sorts has marked this feud.  On the last PPV Edwin MacPhisto just barely managed to defeat Sacred to retain his title, but the crazy Australian just won’t give up!  For Smarkdown Stubby has decided to book a match in which his Pound buddy could not only win the ICTV title, but steal Edwin’s theme music as well!

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect.  Both a CD and the ICTV title belt will be suspended approximately 20 feet above the ring from 2 separate wires.  To claim the CD or the belt a wrestler must remove it from the wire then touch both feet to the canvas while holding it.  The match ends once both the CD and belt have been claimed.  Whoever gets the CD wins the right to the “Roller coaster of love/evil” song and whoever gets the belt well…gets the belt!

Word Limit: 6000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says, impressive..."

[Guest Shawn]

Nice card.

 

Man, how I do love the 9-match JL ones though. I guess there will be another bumpage come the next PPV?

 

Back to JL town I go...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Crazy crazy card!  I meant to get a promo in for Storm setting up the match between Sacred and I, but in any case, it's still looking cool.  And when I say cool, I mean totally sweet!  A Carnie/Clan war with some new pairings and players, Rotten and JD get brutal, and pretty ladies fighting!

 

But no Thugg, Bo, Spider, Fallout...I SMELL SECRET MATCH!  Or hope so, at least.

[Guest redbaron51]

Couldn't sarah and lady red fight in an bra and panties match instead

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

How about Sarah fights in bra and panties, tied up? And I... uh... win

 

Yeah, that's a good stip! lol

 

And if anyone asks, yes, I'm a Saint.

 

-Annie

[Guest redbaron51]

Yes you are

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"C'mon guys...

 

...you know the bra and panties matches only happen on PPVs.

 

For the weekly shows you just have to hope one of them pops out.

 

Mothernature says, set your VCR!"

[Guest redbaron51]

Do I get a WF match stubby.

 

*brings stubby his gold crown and septar*

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I don't know Xero...

 

...ask Crusen.  It's up to him.

 

Mothernature says, get your hands off Stubby's crown!"

[Guest redbaron51]

Hey I had your crown or else Axis would have taken it.

 

Mothernature says...those damn Aussies

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

As people found out, yes, I am back...  Although, I will not be participating in any match for Smarkdown.  I am with my daughter, and I'm always with her for the weekends...  You know, ever since me and my wife (Soon to be ex wife) seperated...

 

I apologize for Smarkdown being a show with only 4 matches, but do expect a Promo from me as I wrote it about 7 weeks ago...  No, just kidding, but I did finish writing it...  I just hope it doesnt fuck any thing up...

 

Forgive me if I did...

 

B "Yes, I am back and it feels good to be back...  FUCK" O

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

I was holding out hope that we'd get a Bo post without cursing. Oh well.

 

Good to have you back, even though I wasn't here the last time

 

-annie

[Guest redbaron51]

Bo is back.

 

Yay

[Guest Insanityman]

Awesome main event! Heh... heh... heh. I do see some JL bumpage going on soon.