the jericho/trish angle

[Guest robvandam420]

your storys are good to smarks, and smarks only. john doe wont give half of a shit. however in all men 13-45, there is a part of them that wants to see jericho score with trish, and then be the arrogant sob he always is.

[Downhome 0]

if you guys dont beleive me then whatever, i could really care less. maybe its that your jealous? probably. i mean seriously... it's probably your dream job. im better than most and i didn't get it. why would i lie about that.

I'm sorry, but just for the record...

 

 

...it had to be said once again.

[Damaramu 0]

I'm pretty sure that most marks would like to see an angle based around wrestling that involves two men trying to find out who the better one is. You know...not involving bitches and whatnot.

Oh and if the marks like it so much...then why isn't the WWE pulling in the ratings...oh that's right....because they don't like it! Simple logic bud.

[Guest Ray]

Is it wrong to laugh uncontrollably at this thing?

[Damaramu 0]

Damn you Downhome...now I gotta go to the ER...my sides just split open....

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

if you guys dont beleive me then whatever, i could really care less. maybe its that your jealous? probably. i mean seriously... it's probably your dream job. im better than most and i didn't get it. why would i lie about that.

My dream job wouldn't be kissing Vince's ass and never getting my ideas heard while sitting in a room full of idiots who can't even remember storylines they did the week before.

 

WWE Writer is far from my dream job.

[Guest robvandam420]

if you guys dont beleive me then whatever, i could really care less. maybe its that your jealous? probably. i mean seriously... it's probably your dream job. im better than most and i didn't get it. why would i lie about that.

Seriously man...cut it out. I can't stop laughing at this shit. You remind me of a child. You assume absurd thing whenever someone disagrees with you. That is just funny.

And like I said...I believe you. The storyline you presented here sucks shit. The WWE writing staff sucks shit. You're perfect for each other.

ok, you can talk shit. but if your willing to back it up, then why dont you write 2 promos (word for word... character specific), and a couple of vingettes in the same format along with a general, drawn out storyline that would DRAW. lets see you do it, if you think your better. you wont get anywhere, dude.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

if you guys dont beleive me then whatever, i could really care less. maybe its that your jealous? probably. i mean seriously... it's probably your dream job. im better than most and i didn't get it. why would i lie about that.

Seriously man...cut it out. I can't stop laughing at this shit. You remind me of a child. You assume absurd thing whenever someone disagrees with you. That is just funny.

And like I said...I believe you. The storyline you presented here sucks shit. The WWE writing staff sucks shit. You're perfect for each other.

ok, you can talk shit. but if your willing to back it up, then why dont you write 2 promos (word for word... character specific), and a couple of vingettes in the same format along with a general, drawn out storyline that would DRAW. lets see you do it, if you think your better. you wont get anywhere, dude.

You first writer-man. Let's see your great work.

[Damaramu 0]

Yes....let me run out and write those storylines and I'll even get them on RAW next week.

Sorry bud....I've gotten bigger things in my life. I'm in college working towards a Bachelors in Science. I've got more promising things ahead of me than writing for the WWE and kissing Vince's ass.

[Downhome 0]

if you guys dont beleive me then whatever, i could really care less. maybe its that your jealous? probably. i mean seriously... it's probably your dream job. im better than most and i didn't get it. why would i lie about that.

Seriously man...cut it out. I can't stop laughing at this shit. You remind me of a child. You assume absurd thing whenever someone disagrees with you. That is just funny.

And like I said...I believe you. The storyline you presented here sucks shit. The WWE writing staff sucks shit. You're perfect for each other.

ok, you can talk shit. but if your willing to back it up, then why dont you write 2 promos (word for word... character specific), and a couple of vingettes in the same format along with a general, drawn out storyline that would DRAW. lets see you do it, if you think your better. you wont get anywhere, dude.

You first writer-man. Let's see your great work.

We're going to break that .gif if this thread goes on for much longer.

[Damaramu 0]

if you guys dont beleive me then whatever, i could really care less. maybe its that your jealous? probably. i mean seriously... it's probably your dream job. im better than most and i didn't get it. why would i lie about that.

Seriously man...cut it out. I can't stop laughing at this shit. You remind me of a child. You assume absurd thing whenever someone disagrees with you. That is just funny.

And like I said...I believe you. The storyline you presented here sucks shit. The WWE writing staff sucks shit. You're perfect for each other.

ok, you can talk shit. but if your willing to back it up, then why dont you write 2 promos (word for word... character specific), and a couple of vingettes in the same format along with a general, drawn out storyline that would DRAW. lets see you do it, if you think your better. you wont get anywhere, dude.

You first writer-man. Let's see your great work.

We already have....his first post in this thread....that was such quality writing.......

[Guest robvandam420]

I'm pretty sure that most marks would like to see an angle based around wrestling that involves two men trying to find out who the better one is. You know...not involving bitches and whatnot.

Oh and if the marks like it so much...then why isn't the WWE pulling in the ratings...oh that's right....because they don't like it! Simple logic bud.

yeah, too simple. because if you do that same stupid theme over and over, no one wants to see it anymore. try running with that idea for a whole year or more and see how much room you have to keep things fresh. you would reach a dead end in 2 years tops.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

*awaits more*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I wouldn't know where to start with WWE. Their storylines are so befuddled that it's almost impossible to fix without hitting the cosmic reset button.

[Guest robvandam420]

Yes....let me run out and write those storylines and I'll even get them on RAW next week.

Sorry bud....I've gotten bigger things in my life. I'm in college working towards a Bachelors in Science. I've got more promising things ahead of me than writing for the WWE and kissing Vince's ass.

maybe you should learn to manage your time then. im in grad school for applied physics, and i managed to do it in my spare time.

[Damaramu 0]

I'm pretty sure that most marks would like to see an angle based around wrestling that involves two men trying to find out who the better one is. You know...not involving bitches and whatnot.

Oh and if the marks like it so much...then why isn't the WWE pulling in the ratings...oh that's right....because they don't like it! Simple logic bud.

yeah, too simple. because if you do that same stupid theme over and over, no one wants to see it anymore. try running with that idea for a whole year or more and see how much room you have to keep things fresh. you would reach a dead end in 2 years tops.

Of course I would use different storylines. But they wouldn't be this drawn out asinine shit that the WWE uses. Oh and you told me to write two promos? Yeah...don't think so. I'd leave that up to the wrestlers....that's something that is sorely lacking these days. And we're still waiting for your wonderful ideas writer man.

Anyone else love how he's only paying attention to me and ignoring the rest of you calling him on his bullshit to?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

I wouldn't know where to start with WWE. Their storylines are so befuddled that it's almost impossible to fix without hitting the cosmic reset button.

cop out

[Guest robvandam420]

it took about 4 hours.

[Downhome 0]

Yes....let me run out and write those storylines and I'll even get them on RAW next week.

Sorry bud....I've gotten bigger things in my life. I'm in college working towards a Bachelors in Science. I've got more promising things ahead of me than writing for the WWE and kissing Vince's ass.

maybe you should learn to manage your time then. im in grad school for applied physics, and i managed to do it in my spare time.

Must.Resist.Urge.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I hope Jericho's love for Trish is legit (kayfabe wise). I'm really digging this angle.

 

Maybe Trish can bring Chris back to the side of good.

[Damaramu 0]

Yes....let me run out and write those storylines and I'll even get them on RAW next week.

Sorry bud....I've gotten bigger things in my life. I'm in college working towards a Bachelors in Science. I've got more promising things ahead of me than writing for the WWE and kissing Vince's ass.

maybe you should learn to manage your time then. im in grad school for applied physics, and i managed to do it in my spare time.

Where's that gif at!?

Fact is that if you did get the job as a writer then you would have to drop out of college. So what you just said makes no sense. Now you're bullshit is getting easier to see through.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I'm pretty sure that most marks would like to see an angle based around wrestling that involves two men trying to find out who the better one is. You know...not involving bitches and whatnot.

Oh and if the marks like it so much...then why isn't the WWE pulling in the ratings...oh that's right....because they don't like it! Simple logic bud.

yeah, too simple. because if you do that same stupid theme over and over, no one wants to see it anymore. try running with that idea for a whole year or more and see how much room you have to keep things fresh. you would reach a dead end in 2 years tops.

All storylines should have a basic premise...it's the content that brings the originality.

 

Build a storyline based on something simple like competition or rivalry and bring the originality in the little things that happen along the way.

 

Storylines don't have to be outlandish soap opera stories because more often than not those don't work because the writers are trying too hard when it should be a simple premise.

 

Nothing brings about better heat and emotion than basic hatred built on something believable.

[Damaramu 0]

Yes....let me run out and write those storylines and I'll even get them on RAW next week.

Sorry bud....I've gotten bigger things in my life. I'm in college working towards a Bachelors in Science. I've got more promising things ahead of me than writing for the WWE and kissing Vince's ass.

maybe you should learn to manage your time then. im in grad school for applied physics, and i managed to do it in my spare time.

Must.Resist.Urge.

I'll do it for you!

[Guest robvandam420]

I'm pretty sure that most marks would like to see an angle based around wrestling that involves two men trying to find out who the better one is. You know...not involving bitches and whatnot.

Oh and if the marks like it so much...then why isn't the WWE pulling in the ratings...oh that's right....because they don't like it! Simple logic bud.

yeah, too simple. because if you do that same stupid theme over and over, no one wants to see it anymore. try running with that idea for a whole year or more and see how much room you have to keep things fresh. you would reach a dead end in 2 years tops.

Of course I would use different storylines. But they wouldn't be this drawn out asinine shit that the WWE uses. Oh and you told me to write two promos? Yeah...don't think so. I'd leave that up to the wrestlers....that's something that is sorely lacking these days. And we're still waiting for your wonderful ideas writer man.

Anyone else love how he's only paying attention to me and ignoring the rest of you calling him on his bullshit to?

yeah, but all you critics are saying the exact same thing. i might as well focus on you. and as far as wrestlers writing promos.... thats a bad idea. maybe it would be ok with austin or foley, but alot of people would make idiots out of themselves on tv and/or not be as effective. and then if you only let certain wrestlers write them, people get jealous.

[Damaramu 0]

Oh dear god....it's like talking to one of the same crack writing team members himself! Are you sure you didn't get the job? You have about the same intelligence as the rest of the monkey's that write for the WWE.

And does your browser only pick up my posts? Because...that'd be kind of cool...you know if you could only get posts from one person. Then you wouldn't notice everyone else telling you you're full of shit....like everyone else is right now.

[Guest robvandam420]

Yes....let me run out and write those storylines and I'll even get them on RAW next week.

Sorry bud....I've gotten bigger things in my life. I'm in college working towards a Bachelors in Science. I've got more promising things ahead of me than writing for the WWE and kissing Vince's ass.

maybe you should learn to manage your time then. im in grad school for applied physics, and i managed to do it in my spare time.

Where's that gif at!?

Fact is that if you did get the job as a writer then you would have to drop out of college. So what you just said makes no sense. Now you're bullshit is getting easier to see through.

i applied for being a writer working from home. similar to russo's would have been job. except i would write promos too. i was considered, but i guess they weren't to keen on my lack of ability to travel. who knows.

 

 

btw no bullshit at all. why would i care about lying to people i dont even know on a bbs. its pointless.

[Downhome 0]

Oh dear god....it's like talking to one of the same crack writing team members himself! Are you sure you didn't get the job? You have about the same intelligence as the rest of the monkey's that write for the WWE.

And does your browser only pick up my posts? Because...that'd be kind of cool...you know if you could only get posts from one person. Then you wouldn't notice everyone else telling you you're full of shit....like everyone else is right now.

Be proud, you officially have a TSM skalker!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

To further my post above let's look at some of the best feuds in wrestling:

 

Bret/Owen: Younger brother is tired of living in the shadow and sets out to prove that he's better.

 

Flair/Steamboat: Friendly competition that evolved into rivalry. The continuing question of who's the better man?

 

Jericho/Malenko: One man thinks he's losing his touch and the other wants to dog him at every turn so that he gives into his fears of losing his touch and quits.

 

I'm sure there are others, but those are just examples of amazing feuds based on such basic principles.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

*loving this thread at 3 AM!!!*

[Downhome 0]

I predict the first racist comment within 50-100 posts now.