Promo: challenges and warnings

[Guest Grand Slam]

PROMO: "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens

 

As the feed for Storm goes off the satillite, people around the country start to stand up and stretch, talking about JD's impressive win and the return of Perfect Bo.  But suddenly, the feed returns with Grand Slam standing in the ring!!  People turn back to their TV sets, surprised to see that the normally prompt and well-produced show is hitting the airwaves again!!

 

GSMS: Stubby!!  Commissioner McWeed!!  Get out here!  We need to talk!!

 

There is no response form the back.  The sellout crowd is on their feet, wondering what the heck is going on.

 

GSMS: Stubby!!!  I'm only going to ask nicely one more time, then I am coming back there and dragging your pot-smoking, skinny ass out here!!

 

The crowd is starting to cheer, and Grand Slam looks incensed...

 

GSMS: STUBBY!!!!!!

 

Finally, "Guerilla Radio" hits and the commish, looking tired and more than a little high, comes out from behind the curtain.

 

Stubby: What in the hell do you want?  You had the night off!  Why didn't you go home to your wife and that little brat you are always showing pictures of.  I don't have time for your crap!!  I have both the Enlightenment and the Clan to deal with!!!

 

GSMS: And now you have me.  I'm still here because I am waiting on an answer.  I left voice mail with you six times in the last week, and haven't heard a thing.  I came tonight hoping you would start running your mouth and I could get an answer then, but no!!  The show is over and I am still waiting to hear from the Commish!!

 

Stubby: You know I don't give a flying fuck what you think!  Why should I listen to your voice mail whining about how you lost the title and want a rematch?

 

GSMS: Well genius, if you would have listened, you would have found out that a rematch is not why I was calling you.  Thugg will wait, the title will wait, right now I have something more important to do!

 

Stubby: Oh?  And what would that be?  You want a week off to go to a fantasy baseball camp?  Huh?  You want a weekend off to go home and try to convince your wife to sleep with you so you can try to have another crying little brat at home?

 

GSMS: You better step back from that crap right now Stubby!  No, I was calling and asking for a match.  Not with the World Champ, not with Thugg, hell... not even with X if he were still here.  I want a match... WITH YOU!!!!!

 

Stubby (only stunned for a second): Gee, let me think about that... hmmmm... NO!!!

 

GSMS: I see.  You are willing to come down and ruin my chances at being a three-time World Champion.  You are willing to run down to this ring and give me a Paranoid Freak-Out when I'm not expecting it!  You are willing to run with the greasiest bastards this fed has ever seen, Da Pound!  You are willing to play at being a wrestler, but not to step up to the plate?  That sounds like cowardice to me Stubby.

 

Stubby: Call it whatever you want, I could care less.  I'm not on the active roster anymore and I have nothing to gain by getting in that ring and wiping the mat with your face!!

 

GSMS: Oh but you do!!!  Stubby, I am warning you right now, that if my match on SmarkDown isn't "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens versus Stubby "Pots" McWeed, then you will regret it.

 

Stubby: Oh no Mark!!  What will you do??  Beat me down in a hallway with a baseball bat?  Hit that stupid "Double Play" thing on me in my office?  Well give it your best shot.  With Da Pound around me, you'll never get close enough to smell my farts!!!

 

GSMS: I don't have to.  You may have forgotten who you are dealing with.  This is the last I will say on the matter.  Monday Night SmarkDown, you and me one-on-one, or the Carnival starts the Party!!  You understand Stubby?  By the end of the month, you will be begging me for that match!  And that, BOSS, is a damn promise!!!

 

The scene shifts back to Stubby's face looking just a tad confused as "Love Rollercoaster" hits the PA system.  Grand Slam climbs out of the ring and exits through the crowd, who cheer him like his is handing out hundred dollar bills...

 

END PROMO

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Heh...heh...

 

...Party time.

 

As always, great intense work.  Baaaaad Stubby, gooooood Mark...

[Guest redbaron51]

*Marks out for Mark*

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Looks like Stubby has a chance to avenge his loss many moons ago.

 

 

 

 

 

"Jay Dawg:... The gasoline is already poured... I just drop the match."

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Hmmm, yeah I never did fight Mark again after he won.  Usually I came back and beat whoever upset me a couple times in a row to put them in their place.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark vs. Stubby

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

Yeah...that might work.

 

Mothernature says, hmmm..."

[Guest Suicide King]

lol...

 

Yeah, nobody would see through that clever ploy Stubbs.

 

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Just give the order Stubby, and we'll find him a nice, shiny new body bag to rest in.  Just say the word, and we'll put the Heavy Hitter in his place!

 

Nice intense promo there Mark.  As usual, very well done and it could set up some nice shit in the coming weeks.  I swear, this is getting good...Da Pound...The Clan...and Oooo Boy, if The Carnival gets involved...

 

We're getting set for an all out SWF war!

 

Da "preparing for battle" H