Promo: putting something to rest

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

The alleys... they stink, stink like Stubby's mum.

 

Homeless men sit in them, picking up the greatest word in the world "Blarg" and using it to communicate. One man, a current SWF champion, sits there.

 

"Blarg-Blarg! Blarg-Blarg! Blarg, blarg, blarg, blarg!"

 

He suddenly looks up, to see a dark figure on the opposite end of the alley. Fairly well built, jet black clothes, chest nut hair mixed in with bleached blonde. Yes, it's U.S. champion, Jay Dawg.

 

"Oh I never forgot! I owe you!"

 

"BLARG!!!!"

 

On opposite ends, the two run for each other. The unknown SWF champion dives through the air with a cross body block! Jay Dawg jumps high, spinning 1080 degrees...

 

"HA-DOU-KEN!!!!!!!!!"

 

He thrusts his leg out, and kicks the victim in the head with the Thai Roundhouse kick! The unknown victim, does six backflips, and crashes into the ground. JD gracefully lands on the ground, eyes beating with flames. JD walks to his unconscious victim, and grabs him by the collar of his shirt...

 

It's...

 

 

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H!!!!!1

 

SWF WCW Crusierweight Replica Champion! Trash!

 

"This title is mine now, whore!"

 

Jay Dawg tosses Trash aside, and grabs the WCW Replica title, he pulls out a lighter, sparks a flame, and lights the title on fire.

 

"You've been put to rest."

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

...

 

I take back everything I said about JD being a good writer.  Bwa ha ha!  Man, I miss Trash.  He was goofy...if trashy.

 

Inconsequential, silly promo.  Huzzah!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I wrote that in five minutes... Seriously.

 

If you read the champions thread, you'll know why I did it... Dance and Timekeepers champs...

 

 

 

 

I also had to kill some of my credibility.

 

 

HA DOU KEN!!!!!!!

[Guest Shawn]

JD just abused a Trash Can and took the WCW title away from it? I can understand why the WCW title is in a trash can but...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Trash was an IGNJL wrestler.  He was bumped to the WF, and in one of his first matches (Was it his debut?) he fought against JD for JD's, uh, WCW Cruiserweight Replica Title.  Which was really just a joke.  Trash beat JD, and retired shortly thereafter...hence, this silly, silly promo.

[Guest Shawn]

Oh...

 

 

At least my post is funny. Yay for WCW bashing!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

History:

 

The title was given to the Exploding Chicken by Drew.

 

It was never seen again until Summer.

 

Jay Dawg and Trash fought for it. JD noshowed. Trash hit a vertebreaker on a 400 pound man through a table. Trash won match.

 

Trash retired a month later. Not once did he defend the title.

 

JD got bored in chat room. Remembered that he hadn't defended the title in WELL over thirty days. He beats Trash down and burned the title. The end.

 

 

Edit: Yes, it was his debut. Along with Sarah and Thoth's as well. Ground Zero.

[Guest redbaron51]

I challenge JD for the WCW Cruiserweight Belt Replica.

 

*steals JD's money to buy a new one*

 

a hah

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I decline your challenge and you even existing.