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(11:17pm) (Join) (GOdrizzle) ([email protected]) (#SWF)

(11:18pm) (@Strangler) We were sitting around, making jokes, and waiting for deaths

(11:18pm) (GOdrizzle) Birdy

(11:18pm) (GOdrizzle) Teebler

(11:18pm) (@Crowe) Number 5 ain't bad, except it's kind of a let down that it's a copy cat killer.

(11:18pm) (GOdrizzle) Zedzilla

(11:18pm) (@Crowe) Hey Godrea.

(11:18pm) (GOdrizzle) Evol

(11:18pm) (GOdrizzle) Triste

(11:18pm) (@Zed) I, II and Jason vs Freddy are about the only good chapters of Friday the 13th.

<Tryst> drizzle.

(11:18pm) (@Zed) GOdrea.

<Tryst> anyone in here doing nanowrimo?

(11:18pm) (@Strangler) I didn't think VI was totally horrible. VII and VIII were total, total jokes

(11:18pm) (@Crowe) [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !CroweServ] [slots: 0/5] [sends: 0/1] [Accessed: 111 times] [sent: 145 files] [Note: Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms.]

(11:18pm) (@Zed) I am.

(11:18pm) (@Crowe) Number 3 deserves a mention from my memory.

<Tryst> (Y)

<Tryst> I am.

(11:18pm) (@Strangler) III was when he got the mask

<Tryst> I doubt I'll finish, though.

(11:18pm) (@Strangler) So that was cool

(11:18pm) (GOdrizzle) I was going to, but I no-sold due to my procrastination

(11:19pm) (@Zed) Actually, NaNoWriMo started 18 minutes ago. Whoohah.

<Tryst> (N)

(11:19pm) (GOdrizzle) I no-sold the sign up itself

<Tryst> yeah, there's your reminder.

(11:19pm) (@Zed) Pity I can't start, due to a critical lack of laptop.

(11:19pm) (Action) * Zed grumbles.

<Tryst> I was going to write a prologue, but I'm lazy.

<Tryst> so I'll just write that later.

(11:19pm) (@Strangler) Z: Why can't you write on this comp?

* Tryst concurs

(11:19pm) (GOdrizzle) I also had a severe lack of ideas/plot to go on

<Tryst> I was reading a book, and I'm going to use that as inspiration.

(11:20pm) (@Zed) I suppose I could. I've just been waiting for my laptop to come back so I could work on that soely.

(11:20pm) (@Crowe) (_ CrowAmp || Pain Of Salvation - Beyond The Pale || 9m54s || Played 7 Times || <~^~^{*v*}^~^~> _)

(11:20pm) (GOdrizzle) I was thinking of writing a novel about me writing the novel of NaNoWriMo

<Tryst> write about a sick man who leaves candy instead of money for tips at restaurants, drea.

(11:20pm) (GOdrizzle) *for NaNoWriMo

(11:21pm) (GOdrizzle) My only problem is that I only have access to a computer is at night, and not even for too long

<Tryst> ah

(11:21pm) (GOdrizzle) Well, one of my many problems

<Tryst> then go for 5000 instead of 50

(11:22pm) (GOdrizzle) I was thinking of writing about a woman who's clairvoyant whenever she black out due to drininking too much, and she must help the FBI track down a brutal murderer

<Tryst> ...

(11:22pm) (GOdrizzle) But, I don't know about drinking, and they say to write about what you know, which is absofuckinglutely nothing

<Tryst> lol.

<Tryst> then write seinfeld: the novel

(11:23pm) (GOdrizzle) I thought that. A novel about nothing

<Tryst> (Y)!

<Tryst> or, write a novel about G.

(11:23pm) (@Zed) GOdrea, steal Calvin's idea.

<Tryst> endless possibilities there.

<Tryst> what's that, z?

(11:23pm) (@Zed) Write a novel about a guy who sits in a chair and flips through TV channels in his underwear.

<Tryst> that's G, dude.

(11:24pm) (GOdrizzle) I'll just write on big 50,000 word chapter.

(11:25pm) (GOdrizzle) Hell, one 50,000 word paragraph

<Tryst> (Y)!

<Tryst> totally.

(11:25pm) (GOdrizzle) I'll write a paragraph where a large portion of the dialogue is lines from my poems

<Tryst> they said you can't just have the same word over and over....

<Tryst> but they didn't say you couldn't keep repeating the same TWO words...

(11:27pm) (GOdrizzle) "This last line is just filler, much like croutons in a hat." "You fucking bastard!" "Fathers shoot their sons while clocks melt away." "I thought you loved me!" "Fish-flavored Tic-Tacs bring on death's sweet release."

(11:27pm) (GOdrizzle) That'll be my paragraph

(11:27pm) (GOdrizzle) Or, part of it

<Tryst> the dialogue.

(11:27pm) (GOdrizzle) Yes

<Tryst> and you have to write it so that it makes sense.

<Tryst> that's so awesome.

(11:27pm) (GOdrizzle) Spoken by pteradactyls

(11:27pm) (GOdrizzle) In 1870s Chicago

<Tryst> you need to have a 7 year old kid free-basing ritalin.

(11:28pm) (GOdrizzle) You mean Silent Jr.?

<Tryst> yes.

(11:28pm) (GOdrizzle) Or would that be a 3 year old on opium?

<Tryst> and he's gotta be real shifty.

<Tryst> same thing, really.

(11:28pm) (GOdrizzle) And he lives on an island

(11:29pm) (GOdrizzle) And his school is on the other side

(11:29pm) (GOdrizzle) So he rides a manatee to school

<Tryst> and beats up other kids to get their lunch money to spend on his "fix."

(11:29pm) (GOdrizzle) (Y) or (N)?

(11:29pm) (GOdrizzle) Especially emo kids

(11:29pm) (GOdrizzle) Who cry all the time

<Tryst> and his parents deny that there is a problem.

(11:29pm) (GOdrizzle) As do their manatees

(11:29pm) (GOdrizzle) Emo manatees would be a cool band name

(11:30pm) (GOdrizzle) Sort of

<Tryst> ....

<Tryst> horrifying.

(11:30pm) (GOdrizzle) Ladies and gentlemen, Emo Manatees!

<Tryst> free-base ritalin would be better.

(11:30pm) (GOdrizzle) Emo Mantises?

(11:30pm) (GOdrizzle) Something Emo, but it has to be a twangy blue-grass band

<Tryst> emo crack-whore ford-lovers

(11:31pm) (GOdrizzle) Emo Cock Slaughter

(11:31pm) (Join) (C-Murda) (HOLLLAAAAA@***.tpgi.com.au) (#SWF)

(11:31pm) (C-Murda) HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAA

(11:31pm) (GOdrizzle) What the skizzle, my flizzle?

<Tryst> (11:31pm) (GOdrizzle) Emo Cock Slaughter

<Tryst> z, topic that.

(11:31pm) (C-Murda) stop trying to be ghetto, godrea

(11:31pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle kizzles and plazzles with trozzles

(11:31pm) (GOdrizzle) Say what?

(11:32pm) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 11 leg sweeps on Strangler! [Fiddy Cent - In Da Club] [3m41s/5.08MB]

(11:32pm) (C-Murda) Wait! C-Murda just played the greatest song of all time, In Da Club! C-Murda channels the power of the almighty Fiddy Cent, no sells nine

bullet wounds, and bounces around chat, rapping: "We gonna party like it cher birfday - and you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birfday! You can find me in da club, bottle fullo' bub!" RAPALITY!

<Tryst> [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !tryst] [slots: 0/3] [sends: 0/3] [Accessed: 12 times] [snagged: 153141431 0.2GIG in 3 files] [Note: music and porn, mostly.]

(11:32pm) (@Crowe) C-MMUUURRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(11:33pm) (@Crowe) (_ CrowAmp || Opeth - Harvest || 5m57s || Played 34 Times || <~^~^{*v*}^~^~> _)

(11:33pm) (C-Murda) ive been hit with a few shells, but i dont walk with a limp.

* Tryst shoots C-Murda

(11:33pm) (Action) * C-Murda is bullet proof

(11:34pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle nudges C-Murda

(11:34pm) (Action) * Crowe pushes Crusen over.

(11:34pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle puts a banana in the exhaust pipe of C-Murda's vehicle

(11:35pm) (GOdrizzle) Now it'll explodify

(11:35pm) (@Zed) Huh? Okay, I'm alive.

(11:35pm) (Action) * C-Murda gets up

(11:35pm) (@Zed) Hey, Crusen.

(11:35pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle throws beans at chat

<Tryst> it's his birfday.

(11:36pm) (@Strangler) [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !TBServ] [slots: 0/5] [sends: 0/3] [Accessed: 2 times] [snagged: 4.6MB in 1 files] [Note: Look out for the gay pr0n!]

(11:36pm) (Action) * C-Murda 's vechile has twin 6" mufflers

(11:36pm) (C-Murda) holla playa zed.

(11:36pm) (Topic) ((GOdrizzle) Emo Cock Slaughter - Another day, another name suggestion for Silent's band.) (Zed)

(11:36pm) (GOdrizzle) Today is my birthday (As long it's Nov 1 for you)

(11:36pm) (C-Murda) tis.

(11:36pm) (C-Murda) happy birfday. but you aint ghetto, sorry.

(11:36pm) (@Crowe) It's 6:07pm.

(11:36pm) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 25 leg sweeps on Tryst! [Limp Bizkit - Welcome Home (Sanitarium)] [5m/4.61MB]

(11:37pm) (C-Murda) Wait! C-Murda just played Limp Bizkit! Since Fred Durst is a crying bitch, C-Murda feels it's appropriate to perform a BABALITY! C-Murda summons all the force he can muster and... POP! Tryst is now a baby. Aww, how cute. BABALITY!

(11:37pm) (Action) * Crowe fucks Godrea as a birfday present.

(11:37pm) (C-Murda) and my drums fit in my room. :D

(11:37pm) (C-Murda) well, except the floor tom and the ride, but good enough

(11:37pm) (GOdrizzle) And you say you're ghetto

(11:37pm) (GOdrizzle) You should have turntables. Or a meth lab or something if you were really ghetto

(11:37pm) (C-Murda) oh sorry

(11:37pm) (GOdrizzle) Or nothing, due to poorness

(11:38pm) (C-Murda) da phat kit is a cover for da labs

(11:38pm) (C-Murda) inside theresall tubes n shit

(11:38pm) (C-Murda) pushin out mad numbers of crack n shit

(11:38pm) (@Crowe) [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !CroweServ] [slots: 0/5] [sends: 0/1] [Accessed: 111 times] [sent: 145 files] [Note: Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms.]

(11:39pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle un-sells, just because

<Tryst> he probably stole them, drea. That's acceptable.

(11:39pm) (GOdrizzle) Well, if he stole them, he should have sold them very soon after

<Tryst> pfft.

(11:40pm) (C-Murda) GET UP

(11:40pm) (C-Murda) GET UP

(11:40pm) (C-Murda) GET THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPP

(11:40pm) (GOdrizzle) And shot someone while doing both

(11:40pm) (C-Murda) well, they were pretty cheap

<Tryst> he stole them from a pussy. The guy is not going to ask for them back.

(11:40pm) (C-Murda) n they're all rusty

(11:40pm) (GOdrizzle) Get it at the swap meet, or with food stamps or what?

(11:40pm) (GOdrizzle) Pfft.

(11:41pm) (GOdrizzle) A true ghettoean appreciates shiny things, no matter what

(11:41pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle thinks C-Murda is really from the Nazi-controlled Polish Jew ghettos during WW2

(11:41pm) (GOdrizzle) The original ghettoes, yo

(11:41pm) (GOdrizzle) Because I think that's where the word ghetto comes from

(11:41pm) (GOdrizzle) Could be wrong

(11:42pm) (C-Murda) ..

(11:42pm) (C-Murda) uh

(11:42pm) (Action) * C-Murda busts a cap

* Tryst bronzes the drums, and puts them on a chain

(11:42pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle blades via the busted cap

(11:42pm) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 44 uppercuts on Evolution! [in Flames - Moonshield] [4m56s/4.54MB]

(11:42pm) (C-Murda) ..

(11:42pm) (C-Murda) baahahahahaha@merc

(11:42pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle coats Trysts drums in brass and puts them on an earring stud

(11:43pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle puts a giant fake diamond in the middle

(11:43pm) (C-Murda) you just copying.

(11:45pm) (@Crowe) (_ CrowAmp || Opeth - Death Whispered A Lullaby || 5m46s || Played 2 Times || <~^~^{*v*}^~^~> _)

(11:45pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle puts a sunken Spanish galleon on a stud in her other ear, after first wrapping it in aluminum foil to give off a platinum look

(11:46pm) (GOdrizzle) I'm blingin', yo

(11:46pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle skittles and whiffles with her snapples

(11:47pm) (GOdrizzle) Tryst what should the "Silent Jr." ritalin-freebaser be called?

(11:48pm) (GOdrizzle) I think Deoxyribose sounds good

<Tryst> hmm...

<Tryst> how about just "Mike"

(11:48pm) (GOdrizzle) But being named after a sugar might not be cool anymore

(11:48pm) (GOdrizzle) I like Mike for maybe a nickname.

<Tryst> his codename can be microwave.

(11:48pm) (GOdrizzle) Codename?

(11:49pm) (GOdrizzle) Isn't he like 7?

<Tryst> yes.

<Tryst> and he's a ritalin addict.

(11:49pm) (GOdrizzle) Why would he need a codename?

<Tryst> for his dealer.

<Tryst> to know he's legit.

(11:49pm) (GOdrizzle) Aha

<Tryst> if you don't have a codename, you reak of "the man."

(11:49pm) (GOdrizzle) Shouldn't I reek instead?

<Tryst> you do.

<Tryst> so, I'm in california, relatively near the fires.

<Tryst> guess what?

<Tryst> it's raining.

(11:50pm) (GOdrizzle) How about "Herp", short for herpes as a codename?

<Tryst> (Y)

(11:50pm) (GOdrizzle) Because even though he's seven, he's gotten herpes from twelve crackwhores

<Tryst> but you have to write it as if they have no idea what "herpes" means, they just thought it sounded cool

(11:51pm) (GOdrizzle) Oh

(11:51pm) (GOdrizzle) Like they heard it on Oz or something

<Tryst> and then the parents are all horrified

<Tryst> yeah

(11:51pm) (GOdrizzle) Because kids watch "Oz"

<Tryst> they all do.

<Tryst> they think it's about the wizard.

(11:51pm) (GOdrizzle) A wizard that enjoys teh anal sexings

(11:52pm) (GOdrizzle) And shanking people in the gym

<Tryst> [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !tryst] [slots: 0/3] [sends: 0/3] [Accessed: 12 times] [snagged: 153141431 0.2GIG in 3 files] [Note: music and porn, mostly.]

<Tryst> yes.

(11:52pm) (Action) * GOdrizzle blades with a shank made from toothpaste and shoelaces

<Tryst> thou shalt not fuck with the wizard.

(11:52pm) (GOdrizzle) Cuz he'll fuck you and cut you

(11:53pm) (GOdrizzle) Not always in that order

(11:53pm) (GOdrizzle) But often

<Tryst> yes.

<Tryst> he has no preference.

<Tryst> he might cut you and then fuck the cut.

(11:53pm) (GOdrizzle) It's amazing how your first word for this conversation topic was "Mike" I think

(11:53pm) (GOdrizzle) Yes

<Tryst> yeah, I think so.

(11:54pm) (GOdrizzle) Like cut your armpit

<Tryst> but this is what the SWF does to a person.

(11:54pm) (GOdrizzle) And fuck you in the armpit

(11:54pm) (GOdrizzle) Or, cut out your nasal septum

(11:54pm) (GOdrizzle) And fuck your nose/nostrils

<Tryst> we should just put this conversation on a banner, and use it to promote us on that site.

(11:54pm) (GOdrizzle) Until you die

(11:54pm) (GOdrizzle) From dick suffocation

(11:55pm) (GOdrizzle) This should make one of our novels

<Tryst> dick suffocation! - and drea coins a new phrase.

<Tryst> well, it can't make mine.

<Tryst> HOWEVER!

(11:55pm) (GOdrizzle) Make yours about people that IM/chat all the time and crazy shit ensues

<Tryst> it would make perfect sense in yours.

(11:55pm) (GOdrizzle) CHANGE BECEAUSE I SAY SO

<Tryst> mine's actually going to be about wizardry and whatnot.

<Tryst> it'll rawk.

(11:55pm) (GOdrizzle) OR I'LL CRY LITTLE TEARS IN THE SHAPE OF TINY JESUSES

(11:55pm) (GOdrizzle) THAT ARE FLIPPING YOU OFF

<Tryst> I'm debating the idea of not really having a main character.

(11:56pm) (GOdrizzle) AND HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER AT THE SAME TIME

(11:56pm) (@Strangler) [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !TBServ] [slots: 0/5] [sends: 0/3] [Accessed: 2 times] [snagged: 4.6MB in 1 files] [Note: Look out for the gay pr0n!]

(11:56pm) (GOdrizzle) I'm on a roll tonight

(11:56pm) (GOdrizzle) Emo Cock Slaughter, Dick suffocation

(11:56pm) (GOdrizzle) What's next?

<Tryst> I'm not sure there's anything left to defile.

(11:56pm) (GOdrizzle) Okay, so the everyone around kid thinks what he says makes sense, right?

<Tryst> yeah

<Tryst> but none of them really get it

(11:57pm) (GOdrizzle) Cool

<Tryst> they just go along with it

(11:57pm) (GOdrizzle) And you're going to write half of it, right? And I write some of yours, incorporating our themes into each other's novel?

(11:57pm) (GOdrizzle) That'd fuck some shit up

<Tryst> ....

<Tryst> that'd be the scariest novel ever.

<Tryst> it'd frighten children and old men alike.

(11:58pm) (GOdrizzle) Then the wizard was walking down the forest path when a fucking goddamn manatee crashes through the woods and a small child stabs the wizard in the eye.

(11:58pm) (@Crowe) [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !CroweServ] [slots: 0/5] [sends: 0/1] [Accessed: 111 times] [sent: 145 files] [Note: Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms.]

<Tryst> the seven year old's father would be the most heroic night in the BLArGle kingdom.

<Tryst> and no, I don't mean knight.

(11:59pm) (@Zed) So, I haven't been following this conversation thanks to an IM from TNT.

<Tryst> his father would be the latter part of an actual day.

(11:59pm) (@Zed) I'm just looking up now, and I'd like to say I'm sufficiently disturbed.

(11:59pm) (@Zed) Thank you.

* Tryst bows

(11:59pm) (GOdrizzle) You are welcome

<Tryst> did you catch the dick suffocation line?

(11:59pm) (GOdrizzle) On my birthday, too.

<Tryst> birfday*

(11:59pm) (GOdrizzle) I'm giving all of this, and ask nothing in return (YET)

(12:00am) (Nick) (Crowe) (to) (CroweAway)

(12:00am) (Action) * CroweAway is away. Reason: I'm pining away... (P/Off) (L/Off)

(12:00am) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 9 uppercuts on Strangler! [staind - Price To Pay] [3m35s/4.12MB]

<Tryst> I gave you a present, drea. I gave you the gift of knowledge.

(12:01am) (GOdrizzle) I think I'll name the kid Donkey Kong

(12:01am) (GOdrizzle) Donkey Kong Berkman

<Tryst> no.

<Tryst> Microwave.

(12:01am) (GOdrizzle) Or, to the drug dealers, "Herp"

<Tryst> that's his right hand man.

(12:02am) (GOdrizzle) Who's what now?

<Tryst> the 7 year old's right hand man is herp, a 35 year old vagrant.

(12:02am) (GOdrizzle) Ah

<Tryst> herpes on the street.

(12:02am) (C-Murda) why on earth would someone link the chorus of a song three times together?

(12:03am) (GOdrizzle) And he rides Stempleton, the loyal manatee

(12:03am) (@Zed) Staind have no talent, Crusen, that's why.

(12:03am) (C-Murda) the chorus is pretty catchy.

(12:03am) (@Zed) Bah.

(12:03am) (C-Murda) id just like to hear the rest of the song too

(12:03am) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 47 roundhouse kicks on Strangler! [billy Idol - Speed] [5m20s/6.15MB]

(12:03am) (GOdrizzle) Should Micro's mom be named Trogdor? Or something more 'original'?

(12:04am) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 11 roundhouse kicks on Evolution! [Randy Savage - Be A Man] [1m37s/2.24MB]

<Tryst> original.

<Tryst> make up a word.

(12:04am) (@Zed) Alright, I'll admit that Staind have a bit of playing talent. But why you aren't hearing anything else is because Aaron Lewis has no writing talent.

(12:04am) (GOdrizzle) I was thinking of naming her after a state

(12:04am) (@Zed) Wyoming!

(12:04am) (GOdrizzle) Perhaps Arkansas

<Tryst> staind do have some talent.

(12:04am) (C-Murda) be a man hulk.

(12:05am) (Quit) (Strangler) ([email protected]) (Connection reset by peer)

<Tryst> they caught so big, though, because mushok writes music oddly and uses different tunings.

(12:05am) (GOdrizzle) Or perhaps a Canadian province

(12:05am) (GOdrizzle) Alberta

(12:05am) (@Zed) Alberta's a real name, though. Doesn't work.

(12:05am) (GOdrizzle) Or (I know, not a province), Moose Jaw

<Tryst> name her texas.

(12:05am) (@Zed) Saskatchewan.

(12:05am) (GOdrizzle) Okay

<Tryst> or!

(12:05am) (GOdrizzle) Texas she be

<Tryst> $Texas

<Tryst> with a dollar sign!

(12:06am) (GOdrizzle) I prefer Ampersand

(12:06am) (GOdrizzle) &

(12:06am) (GOdrizzle) How about just naming her something like that

<Tryst> then make it H&Rpes

(12:06am) (@Zed) There's a good name.

(12:06am) (GOdrizzle) Tilde: ~

(12:06am) (@Zed) Ampersand.

(12:06am) (GOdrizzle) Or Breve ` (I think that is what that is called)

(12:06am) (@Zed) No, GOdrea. If you're going to do that, you have to go with the obvious...

(12:06am) (@Zed) ~!

(12:07am) (@Zed) TildeBANG!

<Tryst> ~!

<Tryst> or, the Woman!

<Tryst> womanBANG!

(12:07am) (GOdrizzle) How about Open Parenthesis (

(12:07am) (GOdrizzle) Or closed bracket ]

<Tryst> how about just bracket?

<Tryst> bracket is an interesting name.

(12:07am) (@Zed) {}

<Tryst> and not overly strange.

(12:08am) (@Zed) Empty Curved Brackets.

(12:08am) (GOdrizzle) I'll just go with Salmonella

(12:08am) (GOdrizzle) I know!

(12:08am) (GOdrizzle) I'll name her Hoof & Mouth

<Tryst> no.l

<Tryst> no.l!

<Tryst> there you go.

<Tryst> no.l

<Tryst> pronounced noel

(12:08am) (GOdrizzle) IBANG?

<Tryst> UBANG~!

(12:09am) (GOdrizzle) Leon

(12:09am) (GOdrizzle) Or Bruce

(12:09am) (GOdrizzle) That's a matronly name

(12:09am) (GOdrizzle) Demod

(12:09am) (@Zed) If you're going to namer her Noel, it has to be |\|037, Merc.

<Tryst> no.

<Tryst> fuck that.

(12:09am) (GOdrizzle) Sprocket

<Tryst> no.l!

<Tryst> bracket.

(12:09am) (GOdrizzle) That reminds me of Sprogg, from Mad Maxx

<Tryst> |3racket

(12:10am) (@Zed) If you go with no.l, add a dash. no.l'

(12:10am) (GOdrizzle) Pituitary Gland

(12:10am) (@Zed) That way, it looks utterly impossible to pronounce.

(12:10am) (GOdrizzle) Vesicle or Corpuscle

(12:10am) (GOdrizzle) Lymph Node

(12:11am) (GOdrizzle) Or just Node

(12:11am) (GOdrizzle) But No'de or No'De

<Tryst> no.l'

<Tryst> I agree with z.

<Tryst> no.l'

(12:12am) (Action) * GOdrizzle doesn't know why this is being discussed

(12:12am) (GOdrizzle) It's not like I'll finish

<Tryst> because we're utterly insane.

<Tryst> [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !tryst] [slots: 0/3] [sends: 0/3] [Accessed: 12 times] [snagged: 153141431 0.2GIG in 3 files] [Note: music and porn, mostly.]

(12:12am) (@Zed) There's nothing better to do.

<Tryst> you must try, though.

<Tryst> and we will read the parts you get done.

(12:12am) (GOdrizzle) I shall

<Tryst> HEY!

<Tryst> you should just assume the reader knows a lot of things

<Tryst> and not explain some things at all

(12:13am) (Join) (DangerousOne) ([email protected]) (#SWF)

(12:14am) (GOdrizzle) Exactly!

(12:14am) (Action) * GOdrizzle nudges Johnny

(12:14am) (DangerousOne) Hello

(12:15am) (Action) * CroweAway is away. Reason: I'm pining away... (P/Off) (L/Off)

(12:15am) (Action) * GOdrizzle un-sells Johnny's no-sell of her nudge

(12:15am) (DangerousOne) I said Hi

(12:15am) (GOdrizzle) My retiree-strength nudge should have at least done internal damage

(12:15am) (DangerousOne) Or would you rather...

(12:15am) (GOdrizzle) IT WAS A FUCKING NUDGE, YOU BASTARD

(12:15am) (Action) * DangerousOne sells nudge

(12:15am) (GOdrizzle) RESPECT THE FUCKING NUDGE

(12:15am) (GOdrizzle) Thank you

(12:15am) (DangerousOne) w

(12:15am) (GOdrizzle) Or you'll get the cock slaughter

(12:15am) (GOdrizzle) Don't think you won't

(12:15am) (DangerousOne) no thanx

(12:16am) (GOdrizzle) See the topic, and start the fear

(12:16am) (@Zed) By that logic, if I poked Johnny on the shoulder, he should sell by collapsing a lung and fracuring his femur.

(12:16am) (DangerousOne) too true

(12:16am) (DangerousOne) go ahead

(12:16am) (GOdrizzle) If he knew how to fracure Z

(12:16am) (DangerousOne) make your day

(12:16am) (Action) * Zed pokes Johnny on the shoulder.

(12:16am) (Action) * C-Murda pokes zed in the face

(12:16am) (Action) * DangerousOne collapses his heart

(12:17am) (GOdrizzle) Z, Tryst, either of you copied this chat log for use in my novel?

(12:17am) (GOdrizzle) Because on JAVA, I can't

(12:17am) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 23 uppercuts on DangerousOne! [Tool - The Grudge] [8m30s/7.83MB]

(12:17am) (@Zed) Merc can get that for you, I'm sure.

(12:17am) (Action) * DangerousOne bones suddenly shatter

(12:17am) (C-Murda) MORTAL KOMBAT! C-Murda hits 8 uppercuts on Zed! [Arcturus - Radical Cut] [5m6s/7.05MB]

(12:17am) (DangerousOne) is that good enough?

(12:18am) (@Zed) Yes. I should try that more often.

(12:18am) (DangerousOne) I'll make note of it for you almighty booking Z

<Tryst> I haven't.

<Tryst> but I will.

(12:18am) (@CroweAway) [sWF Fserve Open] [Trigger: !CroweServ] [slots: 0/5] [sends: 0/1] [Accessed: 111 times] [sent: 145 files] [Note: Music, videos, pornography, games, emulators and roms.]

(12:18am) (@Zed) Good you reminded me of that, Johnny. I still don't have a PM from you.

(12:18am) (Action) * DangerousOne would like to remind Z that he is his United States Champeeen

(12:19am) (Action) * DangerousOne looks at his name

(12:19am) (C-Murda) ...

* Tryst pities the fool

(12:19am) (DangerousOne) Or am I not good enough for the standard + anymore?

(12:19am) (DangerousOne) :(

(12:20am) (Voice) (Zed) (+v) (DangerousOne)

(12:20am) (+DangerousOne) woot

(12:20am) (+DangerousOne) lets see how many seconds this will last

(12:20am) (Quit) (CroweAway) ([email protected]) (QUIT: Phone needs to be used.)

(12:20am) (@Zed) Depends how long it takes for Crusen to change his nick and op himself.

(12:20am) (+DangerousOne) hmm

(12:21am) (+DangerousOne) and on that PM note

(12:21am) (C-Murda) probably forever

(12:21am) (C-Murda) cant be stuffed opping

(12:21am) (+DangerousOne) I haven't decided if I want to take on Vaaiga amidstt his monster push

(12:22am) (+DangerousOne) I can't pin somebody with my fist drop when they got that good of a push going

(12:22am) (+DangerousOne) so...

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