Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 As we all sadly realize WWE has another big HUGE monster to amuse us for a short time in Matt Morgan. Matt Morgan is best known prior to his debut for being a Promising candiate on MTV'S Tough Enough II. There he resembled a fatter tanned Brock Lesnar. When he debuted this thursday, He appeared the same height as the big show and thrice the size of Brock Lesnar. Back in the Days of the BIG MEN glory times in the Late 80s, WWE ran rampant with the likes of Akkem, Bossman, Earthquake and other assorted fat men posing as MONSTERS. Today, Former muscle heads like The Warlord likely wouldn't make it through the door. Where has Vince McMahon found these freaks like Batistia, Brock, Morgan and Jones? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 2, 2003 There he resembled a fatter tanned Brock Lesnar He also has the ability to grow facial hair. ::remembers Brock's facial hair attempt:: BWAHAHAHA Oh, and they come from JR's wet dreams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Speaking of which...why were idiots trying to say Jones looks awesome when right next to him...Morgan looked more "Main event" and SHOWTIME then jones does. Jones looks like a retard...Morgan looks like a fucking MAN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Why so down on Morgan? Who knows how good he is? Maybe he's the next Benoit with Brock's size... ok so he won't be, but maybe he does have talent...unlike Nathan Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Jones looks like a retard...Morgan looks like a fucking MAN. Yeah, Jones looks like he should be mumbling to himself in front of Waldbaums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Why so down on Morgan? Who knows how good he is? Maybe he's the next Benoit with Brock's size... ok so he won't be, but maybe he does have talent...unlike Nathan Jones. I wasn't "down" on Morgan at all... I was just merely curious how come we got a rash of a new breed of Brock's coming in. Brock=The Vince McMahon Prototype Yet...what Vince wanted with Lesnar existed 10 years ago with Scott Steiner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Too many hosses these days... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Well, on the other hand, would you really want to go back to the days of abundant 40 y/o fat men instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Fat boys never got hurt walking on the beach like these Genetic Freaks have Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Here's something to remember: When there's many giants around each other, no one man is a giant, and therefore each giant is less impressive than he can be. Especially when they wrestle the same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 This does not look good for Brock as he now looks even more like a baby.....being the smallest of the team and the youngest looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Trick Pony Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Why so down on Morgan? Who knows how good he is? Maybe he's the next Benoit with Brock's size... ok so he won't be, but maybe he does have talent...unlike Nathan Jones. I wasn't "down" on Morgan at all... I was just merely curious how come we got a rash of a new breed of Brock's coming in. Brock=The Vince McMahon Prototype Yet...what Vince wanted with Lesnar existed 10 years ago with Scott Steiner. Except Scott Steiner could wrestle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Why so down on Morgan? Who knows how good he is? Maybe he's the next Benoit with Brock's size... ok so he won't be, but maybe he does have talent...unlike Nathan Jones. I wasn't "down" on Morgan at all... I was just merely curious how come we got a rash of a new breed of Brock's coming in. Brock=The Vince McMahon Prototype Yet...what Vince wanted with Lesnar existed 10 years ago with Scott Steiner. Except Scott Steiner could wrestle. Uh...That's what I meant. Steiner was what Brock was supposed to be in Vince's Utopia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted November 2, 2003 This does not look good for Brock as he now looks even more like a baby.....being the smallest of the team and the youngest looking. Which leads to my next point - what made Brock 'the next big thing' during his big push to the top last year? His power and size. Yet, it would have been harder to sell that had Jones and Morgan been around then, regardless of their talent level. And with Goldberg and Batista on RAW getting the same treatment the whole thing just reeks of big man wet-dream laziness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 And let's face it...they blew the chance to promote Lesnar as a "Intelligent Monster" because well "Fine and Dandy" sold him down the river. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Why so down on Morgan? Who knows how good he is? Maybe he's the next Benoit with Brock's size... ok so he won't be, but maybe he does have talent...unlike Nathan Jones. I wasn't "down" on Morgan at all... I was just merely curious how come we got a rash of a new breed of Brock's coming in. Brock=The Vince McMahon Prototype Yet...what Vince wanted with Lesnar existed 10 years ago with Scott Steiner. Except Scott Steiner could wrestle. Uh...That's what I meant. Steiner was what Brock was supposed to be in Vince's Utopia. What? And Brock can't? He has won amateur titles galore (including the NCAA title) Remember, there was a time when people were allowed to wrestle and such, but those days are gone, so as to mask the inabilities others in the present Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 It would really be funny if Matt Morgan ended up being a technical workhorse who just happened to be huge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Doubt it...He was only in OVW for like three months post injury recovery but yeah that would be irony galore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Let's think of a million finishers Morgan is better off doing than the sitout bomb.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 It would really be funny if Matt Morgan ended up being a technical workhorse who just happened to be huge. Brock is suppose to be that. As for Matt, well he looks slow to me and doing the same moves as Nathan Jones does not help much. How much fun can the Survivor Series match be when 4 of the big guys can only do the big boot, power bomb, chokeslam, lariat, Spinebuster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Well he did a chokeslam in OVW... He'll do a Variation of a Sitout slam i am sure... I'll be happy with a old school Vertical Suplex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 I'd be happy with a DVD that he spins around doing.... ahh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 edit: double post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 I'd love for a return of the AIRPLANE SPIN. No fancy DDT or drop...just the fucking AIRPLANE SPIN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 yeah and the wrestlers could sell the spin to death.... call it TOTAL VERTIGO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Bring back the Giant Swing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted November 2, 2003 I miss TBS doing the Earthquake Tease n Squash in the corner... Remember how Duggan was always the smartest guy and TIMED earthquake's wiggles and ALWAYS got out in time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Duggan was always the smartest guy yep. Anyhow I think "Matt Morgan" is a bit generic. I'd call him "Uktar The Eradicator." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Duggan was always the smartest guy He was friends with Hogan. That's the smartest thing anyone in the business can do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2003 Wrong... smartest thing to do is marry the boss's daughter.... and the dumbest as well.... just imagine if they got a divorce, HHH will be jerking curtains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
