Guest Dmann2000 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 So Rock's returning to SNL to host before Scorpion King is released, considering how well the last one went things should go good again. I came up for an idea for a sketch for Rock to do, and if you guys have any idea's to flex your creative juices, Here goes Ana Gastayer walks up to The Rock Ana: Hey Rock good to see you again, I heard about your big movie coming out, good luck Rock: Why thank you Ana, as I can see you've got quite the big release coming up yourself (referring to her pregnancy) You The Rock became a papa himself last year, greatest feeling in the world. Beautiful baby girl Ana: Oh yeah, that's great. Boy I pity the poor guy who's gonna be dating her, what with you as her father. Have you thought about that Rock? Rock: You know Ana, I have (Screen starts to go into dream mode and fades in on Rock's daughter (Maya Rudolph) coming up to her front door. She quietly walks into the house and starts to go up the stairs when suddenly... Rock (with grey hair and glasses): Finally, the Rock's daughter has come back...to her house. Rock's daughter: Oh, hi Dad. Rock: Hi Dad, Hi Dad? That's all you have to say to the Rock? Just where in the blue hell have you been? Rock's daughter: Dad I told you I was... Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU'VE BEEN! Wait a minute, it does. Where were you? Rock's daughter: God Dad, I was out with Johnny Rock: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!! Out with Johnny? Is that where you were. Huh? Did Johnny take you out to the movies? Huh, Is that what Johnny did, take you out to the movies. Or maybe out to dinner, Huh. Out to get a bite to eat Huh? Tell me something, does Johnny like pie? Rock Daughter's: Oh God Dad this is so embarassing. Rock: What's so embarrasing. The Rock just wants to know if Johnny like pie huh, you know the Rock likes pie. The Rock's a big connesuer of pie. Rock's Daughter: Does mom know about that? Rock: Your mom's the biggest supplier of pie for the Rock? Rock's Daughter: Well for the record Dad, Johnny hasn't had any pie....yet. But I've had plenty of his Strudel. HA! (Rock's daughter runs up the stairs) Rock (mouth wide open, beat): Tell me, she just didn't say that...Wait a minute that's Booker? I meant to say. IF YA SMELLLAAA WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!! Rock's wife: Damnitt Duane, get back up to bed. Rock: Coming dear! (Fade back onto Ana) Ana: Rock, Rock, so have you given what I said any thought? Rock: Huh, oh yeah Ana. And I'm gonna whip Johnny's Candy Ass!
Guest Tony149 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Hilarious.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 that's funnier than a lot of recent SNL sketches
Guest Dmann2000 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 I personally feel for this episode Rock should go it alone, no other Superstars (well except for Austin, so he can be in a Mango sketch). After all Rock's really on to promote Scorpion King more than the WWF this time. And thank you all for the compliments, I'm watching tonight's show and the best stuff has been all the Oscar take-offs (particularly the Donald Sutherland/Glenn Close announcing parody)
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 That was really good. I actually laughed while reading it.
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Verry funny. Better than most of the stuff last night.
Guest starvenger Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 IMO, they should have Chris Kattan hanging around with Billy, Chuck and Rico.
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