The Zack Malibu Birthday Wish List

[Guest The Old Me]

My birthday is in three days, dudes. All I want is my penis in classic threads.

Can I help?

[Art Sandusky]

You know, it sounds weird, but I have a hard time imagining that some of the people on here even have parents.

 

Pity you? Are you an idiot? The only people I pity are those who’ve never heard the awe-inspiring voices of Greg Raposo, Matt Ballinger, Jesse McCartney, and Chris Trousdale. And yes, before any of you fellow Lil’ Cuties (for any of you losers not in the know, that’s what they call their fans) go and bite my head off, I know that there are officially five members of Dream Street.

The funny part of all of this is that I STILL~ don't give two shits about whoever these people are.

[Guest The Old Me]

You know, it sounds weird, but I have a hard time imagining that some of the people on here even have parents.

I always have a hard time remembering that most of this board is under 19 years old.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

My gift to you:

 

I will pop out of the cake, haze everyone at your party except for you.

[Zack Malibu]

My gift to you:

 

I will pop out of the cake, haze everyone at your party except for you.

The gift that keeps on giving, eh?

 

I suppose I should be lucky that I'm spared your wrath, if only for one day. Then again, I plan on a birthday shitfacing, so I'd probably mistake you for Barron and then order myself another drink.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You know, it sounds weird, but I have a hard time imagining that some of the people on here even have parents.

Like Dames, for example.

 

For whatever reason, when I tried to picture them just now, I got Spongebob's grandma.