HI, my name is Syphilis....no really :(

[EdwardKnoxII]

http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?sid=142203&nid=25

 

Brand Names ... for Kids?

 

WASHINGTON - Baby, baby. What's in a name?

 

Years ago, it used to be people named their kids after religious figures and saints.

 

Or they named them after dad or grandma or mom's favorite aunt.

 

Forget Mike or John.

 

Today, the latest trend in baby names takes pop-culture to a new level, naming kids after consumer products.

 

Yes, parents are naming their children after cars, clothing, hair dye and even canned peas.

 

Infiniti. Celica. Armani. Timberland. Nautica. L'Oreal. Del Monte.

 

Those are some of the names that Cleveland Evans, a psychology professor at Nebraska's Bellevue University and a member of the American Name Society, found when he studied Social Security records for the year 2000.

 

According to a web article on World Magazine's site, Evans also found two separate parents, one in Texas and one in Michigan, who named their sons ESPN after the sports cable network.

 

If that's not bad enough.

 

One WTOP staffer has talked with teen girls named Nonchalant and Unnecessary.

 

Imagine introducing yourself at a job interview with those names.

 

And, no kidding, another staffer has even heard of one named Syphilis.

 

Boy, you can bet she'll have a hard time getting a date.

 

(Copyright 2003 by WTOP. All Rights Reserved.)

[The Czech Republic]

This reminds me of The Onion's "Popular Black Children's Names" and it had Dacron and Propecia on the list

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd marry a girl named Unnecessary. Doesn't matter who she is.

[Silence]

I'd marry a girl named Unnecessary. Doesn't matter who she is.

What if she says "This marriage was very UNNECESSARY. I just want to date you."? Get the pun?

Edited November 15, 2003 by Raven_Effect01

[Slayer]

I remember hearing something like this on the Bob&Tom show from a couple years ago, with a guy who named his two kids after products (don't remember what)

 

One thing they thought would raise a concern is what would happen if the kid grows up to be a no-goodnick

 

"Budweiser Jones was arrested today..."

[EdwardKnoxII]

You know something? I'm shocked Vince hasn't had a diva go by the name of Syphilis. I could just see it now.

 

Wrestler: Hey guys I got Syphilis.

 

(Wrestler is hold Syphilis by her neck and is talking to another wrestler.)

 

Wrestler A: You want her back? I tell you what. Give me a title shot and I'll give you Syphilis.