Slayer Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Indiana doesn't seem that bad from when I've driven through, but those were on the major interstates (70 and 90). On the other hand, Nebraska and Iowa just plain suck. People call Kansas flat, but at least we have the Flint Hills to make things somewhat interesting... Oh yeah, and fuck Banky
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Proud Hoosier David Letterman once had a good line about Kansas. When driving out west, you get about three-quarters of the way through the state and say "Boy this sumbitch is long." Indiana's decent enough to drive through, being the crossroads of America and shit, but I wouldn't recommend lingering.
Slayer Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Proud Hoosier David Letterman once had a good line about Kansas. When driving out west, you get about three-quarters of the way through the state and say "Boy this sumbitch is long." Well, I suppose if you're driving from KC to Denver on 70, then yes, after you get past Topeka or so, it's bad (for reference, that's 1 hour into a 6 hour trip). Thankfully I live in Wichita, and 35 from here to KC is a fun and scenic drive IMO
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Eh, you're better than those soda-drinkin, on-line-waiting, chowder suckers from the northeast.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 ::Reads title, gets out Baby oil:: Yee-haw! I'm gettin' some Canadian ass tonight!
Slayer Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Eh, you're better than those soda-drinkin, on-line-waiting, chowder suckers from the northeast. Midwesterners unite!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I guarantee Indiana could take Rhode Island in a fight. You guys can have bitch-ass New Hampshire.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Maybe by sheer numbers. One on one, though, I'd pick the cornfed animal from the sweeping plains.
Slayer Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 New Yorkers are too busy tripping over each other to worry about us. Sneak attacks plus hit-and-runs should do the job
haVoc Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Hey, we have some big cornfed bastards in the upstate area as well.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Pfft. You call that country? You can still smell the pollution wafting from the coast.
haVoc Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Yeah, we get fucked up here. We get the polution from the coast, NYC and the friggen cold weather from Canada.
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