HILARIOUS Beef Wellington IWS Promos

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

I was browsing through the IWS website (www.syndicatewrestling.com) the other day and came across these two gems, which had my rolling on the floor laughing- by far two of the funniest fucking wrestling promos I've ever seen.

 

1. Beef Wellington and Kid Kamikaze (aka HI-5~!) broke up at Born to Bleed (aka the day the world cried.) In this promo, they sign a contract to face each other at the next show, and the former best friends end up giving each other their stuff back. Hilarity ensues.

 

http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/images/m...mikaze&beef.wmv

 

2. Having lost the "Loser Leaves Westmount" match, and losing his live-in girlfriend Elsa Bangz to the evil SLI, Beef needs a new place to live. Wait till you see who his new roommate is.

 

http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/images/m...eefsnewcrib.wmv

 

 

Beef Wellington= the new King of Comedy

[Nevermortal]

The first promo's way funnier than the second one.

 

Chalk me up as another one who doesn't like El Generico.

[Guest trickstyle_360]

WHAT? I thought the second one owned the other one.

 

"I've been violated!"

[The Mandarin]

"I HAVE A SMALL BLADDER. IT'S A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION."

 

Great stuff.